Maynard's Lyrics/Maynardisms

[Baahumbug]

Everybody take 2 steps back....
Okay another half step back .... Good
Everyone breath ...

Now let's get back to some rock music

Who are you to wave your finger?
You must have been out your head!

[children]

"If wants and needs divide me, then i might as well be gone!"

[basejumper]

Twirling 'round with this familiar Parabol
Spinning, weaving 'round each new experience
Recognize this as a Holy gift and
Celebrate this chance to Beeeeeeeeeeeeee
Alive and breathing
A chance to beeeeeeeeee
alive and breathing

Goosebumps every time.

[Kittaan]

Everybody take 2 steps back....
Okay another half step back .... Good
Everyone breath ...

Now let's get back to some rock music

Who are you to wave your finger?
You must have been out your head!

Send a PM to Hellboy to take you off the Spam list, please.

[N.Y.H.C.]

The devil bent my ear today
about his magical elixer
That would make the sorrow go away,
help me forget I'd ever met you

[not tyson]

please release me

[The Boss]

The devil bent my ear today
about his magical elixer
That would make the sorrow go away,
help me forget I'd ever met you

OH GOD, THERE'S THE NERVE.

THEM FEELS. THE FEELS.

OH LORD.

I'm not being sarcastic.

[The Boss]

please release me

/me gives handy

Just helpin' a bro out.

/me struts

[The Boss]

This would work equally as well were it to be a BUZZ lyric appreciation thread.

Remind me tomorrow, and I'll start it.

[Ravenpig]

The devil bent my ear today
about his magical elixer
That would make the sorrow go away,
help me forget I'd ever met you

I don't recognise this one, where's it from?

[trilobite]

Knuckle deep inside the borderline..

This sums up MJK

[UndKeineZwEier]

The devil bent my ear today
about his magical elixer
That would make the sorrow go away,
help me forget I'd ever met you

I don't recognise this one, where's it from?

Potions

[Ettan]

watcha talkin' 'bout?

That question is the cause of my insomnia.

[markuspoop]

FYI, I'm still sick.
But I'm here so suck my dick.
Than in teenie-bopper girlie voice, "Oh my God that rhymes."

and

Are you ready to do some of the good lords work?
Well I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place.
This is not the church of Jesus.
This is not the church of Christ.
This is the church of Jesus fucking Christ.
Can I get a amen?
Can I get a hallelujah?
Can I get a Jesus fucking Christ?
Gonna do some healing today.
A little bit of healing.

[ilikecheese]

Cut! cut! All wrong people! All wrong!

[NAMLOOT]

I am too connected to you. To slip away, to fade away. Days away I still feel you. Touching me. Changing me. Considerately killing me.

[inspiration_tactic]

paraphrasing...
tonight we're going to be creating the most poooooositive energy in the universe. the energy of FRICtion! grab a pole, fill a hole.