The Grudge (WARNING: It Hapenned!!)

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Post by Ravenpig » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:29 pm

It's strange that this thread hasn't reopened since the site changed. Figured it was a good time since some bickering's been a happening.

So yea. Bicker away.

 

 

EDIT:  (For any newcomers)

 

Hellboy changed this to the "Fuck Tool" thread, which means complain and talk shit about Tool, their "fanbois", etc. all you want here.  The bicker thread can be found in the Infinity forum.
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Post by snazzlefrass » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:46 pm

"I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!"


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Post by Kittaan » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:48 pm


Ki77aan :twisted:

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Post by ilikecheese » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:16 am

i love you

 
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Post by The Boss » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:10 am

I have absolutely nothing to bicker about. I genuinely have no problem with anyone on this forum.
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Post by The Boss » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:36 am

crow011 said
I have absolutely nothing to bicker about. I genuinely have no problem with anyone on this forum.


LOL.

Yep, I'm calling you out, "Tooluser".

If you should ever leave the comfort of you existence to see exactly how I work, or how I uphold myself around young people (as that seems to be a cause for shock for you), I would suggest meeting some of the people I work with.

One of them, a Korean, obviously, is quite adept at understanding the mechanics of English words - how they're spelt, how they're maintained in context, what-have-you.

I've noticed that you have a lot of problems with forming concise, sharp premises. This girl has a pretty good handle on simple grammar, and an awesome understanding of syntax and punctuation.

Come to one of my classes, see how I react with students (again, because it seems to be something that you have a problem with - distancing the "crow011" on a fucking internet forum, and the real person, with a real face, real name, real values, real talents, and real considerations for his students - seems to be something you can't quite grasp) and I'll introduce you to my chick.

Her English name is Angela, and she's twelve. She understands how to create normal, meaningful, short sentences, not be a fucking cunt, and know when to put a space between a period and the next fucking word.

So, come along! Get your balls out, leave your comfort zone, and let Angela teach you some shit. You'll be better for it.

I've been called a lot of things on this forum, and I've been an utter asshole since day one - but never have I lashed out at any one specific person, unprovoked. As I've said before, you're not funny, you're obviously not clever/smart/intelligent, and you bring nothing to the table (in terms of cynicism) that isn't already here. You're banal. You offend me, purely because you're boring. Oh, and also, because you made a comment about my work and character. I don't take kindly to that. You don't know me, cuntface.

I have no problem believing that you are, indeed, a "tooluser". Eat all those tools tonight, fuckstain. Shove them up your ass, slide them down your throat, rub them on your nipples. Do the kind of depraved shit that would've been a plot for "MILLENNIUM" back in the day.

You're worthless. Take English lessons. Stop smoking pot.

Eat all the dicks.

 
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Post by not tyson » Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:02 pm

yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don’t you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don’t want anymore problems….didn’t think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I’m fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you’re in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I’ve had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!

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Post by MOG » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:11 pm

Tyson said
yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don’t you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don’t want anymore problems….didn’t think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I’m fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you’re in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I’ve had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!


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Post by snazzlefrass » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:25 pm

uhhh.

I... hate you?

 

 
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Post by Kittaan » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:01 am


snazzlefrass said
uhhh.

I... hate you?

 

 


You're not doing it right.  That was worse than useless.  Either come up with a worthy bicker or STFU.

 

I mean, at least Tyson bothers to go copy and paste somebody else's reasonable attempt at a bicker.
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Post by Lizbet » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:49 am

No need for a bicker thread? Is that what you said Crow? Probably because you are so busy flapping your gums here that no one wants to encourage even more of your crap. I can see my absence has emboldened you. Well just know that you never can tell when I might pop up.

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Post by The Boss » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:36 am

Lizbet said
No need for a bicker thread? Is that what you said Crow? Probably because you are so busy flapping your gums here that no one wants to encourage even more of your crap. I can see my absence has emboldened you. Well just know that you never can tell when I might pop up.


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Post by gamebounty » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:09 pm

We are whole again :3
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Post by glorybox » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:42 pm

I clicked on crow's website and after the initial shock and amusement wore off I found I'm pissed that it didn't deliver >:-(  

EFF U CROW for playing with my emotions!

 

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Post by Kittaan » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:09 pm

^ Been there.  LOLz.
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Post by ilikecheese » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:13 pm

glorybox said
I clicked on crow's website and after the initial shock and amusement wore off I found I'm pissed that it didn't deliver >:-(  

EFF U CROW for playing with my emotions!

 

 lmao


no-good emotion-playin'-with motherfletcher

 
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Post by The Boss » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:38 am

I live to serve.
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Post by MOG » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:42 pm

Hellboy you dirty mother fucker.  I think you went full retard today.

 

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Post by hellboy » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:38 pm

Have some negative energy you need to direct towards Tool?  This thread is designed to be a catch all for that.  Feel free to complain about Tool and Tool fans with no limitations in this thread.

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Post by Kittaan » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:54 pm

Put an album out already?

 

OK, I'm done.
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Post by Ravenpig » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:56 pm

I'm ok with them taking their time on it because I have no control over the process!

I'm not very good at this.
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:59 pm

Tool's awesome!  I can't wait until they release the new album.  Hopefully it'll be this year, if not it'll probably be next year.
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Post by MOG » Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:22 am

Cheesus said

hellboy1975 said


James said
I'm definitely looking forward to this release, it'll be the first time I'm present Tool actually put an album out whether that is new or re-released material! Do you think they will show samples of each package first? Does anyone have ideas on pricing? 


If I read the last newsletter correctly, I think we'll get more detail on this project in the next newsletter.  Or at the very least I'm sure we'll get more details in the coming weeks via Toolband.  A little surprised there's nothing there yet to be honest.


It's a disappointment to jump on and read threads that at points just become a circle jerk of cynical forum members. 


That makes two of us.  I don't think there's many here that aren't frustrated by progress on the new album, but that doesn't mean we need to hear people bitching about it every time some news comes out that isn't a release date.


I think most are frustrated by the stupidity of 'bitching' about the new album and the progress.  That to me that is the frustrating part; the 'bitching,' while trying to have a normal music forum decorum.  In other words, shut up!  The new album isn't coming out any sooner than it is.  Period.  End of fucking story.  It will be released when it is released.  Beat something else.


Sorry, I won't be shutting up any time soon.  Oh I imagine hellboy will continue to put the axe to many of my posts, and this being his forum, he is certainly within his right.  I am contrary and disenchanted when it comes to Tool.  That will continue.  Any news coming from the Tool camp that isn't a recording or release date will be discarded as irrelevant drivel.  Will the bitching change anything?  Of course not.  What amuses me is how some of the more ardent apologists get so up in arms when someone calls bullshit on anything Tool related.  Makes me giggle.

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