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Nah, the idea was to hit "reset". Not continue to keep drinking until I pass out, embarrass myself, and what not.

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The Boss wrote:Nah, the idea was to hit "reset". Not continue to keep drinking until I pass out, embarrass myself, and what not.

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I usually save those nights for when I am with the in laws, and usually it includes tequila
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Started to be a daily occurrence for me. I blame six years of no control in Korea.

There was alcohol literally everywhere except for my schools.
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Same as when I was in Japan, a beautiful country and awesome people, they love to fuckin party hard, beer sake and karaoke [VICTORY HAND]️ miss those fuckers

In response I know all about daily consumption. But it comes to a point where you have to listen to your body (and the doc). It will tell you when to slow the fuck down.
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Yeah, well, enough about the dark side of booze.

I enjoy a light red wine; a heavy dry white; a Guinness; any IPA; Corona or Heineken (obviously I'm not a beer snob); Asahi; tequila; scotch; vodka; NOT GIN, though I love martinis; and port.

I will literally drink everything besides Listerine if I'm trying to get bombed.
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The Boss wrote:Yeah, well, enough about the dark side of booze.

I enjoy a light red wine; a heavy dry white; a Guinness; any IPA; Corona or Heineken (obviously I'm not a beer snob); Asahi; tequila; scotch; vodka; NOT GIN, though I love martinis; and port.

I will literally drink everything besides Listerine if I'm trying to get bombed.
I like red wine and white. Some dark beers and IPAs. Rum is my liquor of choice but I drink anything but gin, and not much of a whiskey fan either. We have a very strong wine market in the state of Oregon (where I'm from)
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The Sixth Glass is good. If you're a lightweight, 2 are more than enough.
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They don't sell that here but I'll def give it try when I am back stateside
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hellboy wrote:
markuspoop wrote:Pfffft. Stone IPA is a good beer. But that doesn't stop me from drinking "lesser" beers on occasion or be the internet beer snob.
My motto is "if you'll pour it, I'll drink it" but that doesn't mean that shitty beers are a worthwhile discussion topic. Why aim low when we can aim a little higher.
Fair enough. But if the dude wants to post a pic of him drinking some Carlton Mid (which I'd guess is maybe the Aussie equivalent of Bud Light/Coors Light/etc.?) then more power to him.
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markuspoop wrote: Fair enough. But if the dude wants to post a pic of him drinking some Carlton Mid (which I'd guess is maybe the Aussie equivalent of Bud Light/Coors Light/etc.?) then more power to him.
That's not how the internet works. He should be called out and made to drink better stuff.
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Ah, I knew I should've taken more notes in Internet 101 class.
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I like a good pilsener as well.
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TheBirdman wrote:
hellboy wrote:Thread ruined in one post - this has to be a record!
haha why was it ruined?
also, there's a what are you drinking thread already

and also, also, unless you're a woman, I don't want any talk about cider ya bunch of gender confused feather dusting bridesmaids
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The Boss wrote:Yeah, well, enough about the dark side of booze.

I enjoy a light red wine; a heavy dry white; a Guinness; any IPA; Corona or Heineken (obviously I'm not a beer snob); Asahi; tequila; scotch; vodka; NOT GIN, though I love martinis; and port.

I will literally drink everything besides Listerine if I'm trying to get bombed.
by light, you mean from a box, right ... corona AND heineken ... I'm not above a shitty beer on offer, but bwahahahahahahaha anyway ... at least you like guinness, sweetheart
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TheBirdman wrote:There's something about pear cider that I just love, when I have one I can't stop drinking them.
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cider is for family's who go to apple cider mills in the autumn to watch them press the apples
while eating warm fresh donuts made right there at the mill...
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ilikecheese wrote:cider is for family's who go to apple cider mills in the autumn to watch them press the apples
while eating warm fresh donuts made right there at the mill...
I have never read anything more true in my life ... I can picture that scene just after pumpkin picking ... I won't tell the Mrs. that you just said that
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ya, don't upset her now....
momma ain't happy, NO body happy.
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petemasterpete wrote:
ilikecheese wrote:cider is for family's who go to apple cider mills in the autumn to watch them press the apples
while eating warm fresh donuts made right there at the mill...
I have never read anything more true in my life ... I can picture that scene just after pumpkin picking ... I won't tell the Mrs. that you just said that
If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here ...
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ilikecheese wrote:cider is for family's who go ....blah blah
Cheese, we regret to inform you that your use of the apostrophe has hereby been suspended until such time that you learn how to use it. Right now, it's a danger to you and others. Other's?
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Kittaan wrote:
ilikecheese wrote:cider is for family's who go ....blah blah
Cheese, we regret to inform you that your use of the apostrophe has hereby been suspended until such time that you learn how to use it. Right now, it's a danger to you and others. Other's?
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The only cider I want is Fiona's.

I'm kidding, I'll drink anything.
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basejumper wrote:
Kittaan wrote:
ilikecheese wrote:cider is for family's who go ....blah blah
Cheese, we regret to inform you that your use of the apostrophe has hereby been suspended until such time that you learn how to use it. Right now, it's a danger to you and others. Other's?
You'ren't saying hes' wrong is you?
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Kittaan wrote:
ilikecheese wrote:cider is for family's who go ....blah blah
Cheese, we regret to inform you that your use of the apostrophe has hereby been suspended until such time that you learn how to use it. Right now, it's a danger to you and others. Other's?
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ilikecheese wrote:ya, don't upset her now....
momma ain't happy, NO body happy.
quite the opposite ... she may actually track you down and make you escort her to such a mill for said donuts and cider
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