I'm picturing like a boxing match. The Constitution in one corner, "your dead kids" in the other. I wonder who would win?joeypants wrote:Constitutional Rights vs. "your dead kids,"
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I'm not sure why we are playing this tune in this thread but I'll play.UndKeineZwEier wrote:I'm picturing like a boxing match. The Constitution in one corner, "your dead kids" in the other. I wonder who would win?joeypants wrote:Constitutional Rights vs. "your dead kids,"
Joe the plumbers constitutional rights deliver the knock out blow every time. Boxing is not s very civilised sport.
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Whichever is the most emotive.UndKeineZwEier wrote:I'm picturing like a boxing match. The Constitution in one corner, "your dead kids" in the other. I wonder who would win?joeypants wrote:Constitutional Rights vs. "your dead kids,"
Which isn't as easy as you'd think, considering how hawt the Constitution seems to get some Americans.
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Now THAT album sucks!The Boss wrote:Whichever is the most emotive.
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Good catch!Ravenpig wrote:Now THAT album sucks!The Boss wrote:Whichever is the most emotive.
Someone was going to go for it.
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My point was (and I thought it was thuddingly obvious), sometimes you can have a really solid point, but when you express it like an insensitive ass, no one hears the good point and they only see (and thus attack) the bullshit. Tact is your friend.
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Oh.joeypants wrote:My point was (and I thought it was thuddingly obvious), sometimes you can have a really solid point, but when you express it like an insensitive ass, no one hears the good point and they only see (and thus attack) the bullshit. Tact is your friend.
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It's 'their' friend too, when used with intent.joeypants wrote:Tact is your friend.
The audience with which the tact is used upon may learn and grow form having
had it thrust upon them.
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Good point, mate.joeypants wrote:My point was (and I thought it was thuddingly obvious), sometimes you can have a really solid point, but when you express it like an insensitive ass, no one hears the good point and they only see (and thus attack) the bullshit. Tact is your friend.
Thanks for clearing that up. I tend to agree with you.
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Seriously, on a scale of one to purple: How many marijuanas do you inject?Specter wrote:I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." <---------- Adroit
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Kinda like me and you share a soul?UndKeineZwEier wrote:I'm pretty sure they're the same person.
What? I mean, beer, football, chicks. Yea.
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No, we're one of a kind.Ravenpig wrote:Kinda like me and you share a soul?UndKeineZwEier wrote:I'm pretty sure they're the same person.
What? I mean, beer, football, chicks. Yea.
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You two are fucking adorable.
And I mean that in a genuinely unpatronising way.
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"Maynard is the best singer ever in the entire universe/s"
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Hey, I minced your words.
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We're like you and Tyson but without the butt sex (unfortunately).The Boss wrote:You two are fucking adorable.
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1 bottle of grapes, after fermenting, per hour.The Boss wrote:Seriously, on a scale of one to purple: How many marijuanas do you inject?Specter wrote:I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." <---------- Adroit
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I've always wanted Tyson and me to be adorable, but we're both too headstrong and independent.Ravenpig wrote:We're like you and Tyson but without the butt sex (unfortunately).The Boss wrote:You two are fucking adorable.
And I mean that in a genuinely unpatronising way.
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