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joeypants wrote:Constitutional Rights vs. "your dead kids,"
I'm picturing like a boxing match. The Constitution in one corner, "your dead kids" in the other. I wonder who would win?
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:
joeypants wrote:Constitutional Rights vs. "your dead kids,"
I'm picturing like a boxing match. The Constitution in one corner, "your dead kids" in the other. I wonder who would win?
I'm not sure why we are playing this tune in this thread but I'll play.

Joe the plumbers constitutional rights deliver the knock out blow every time. Boxing is not s very civilised sport.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:
joeypants wrote:Constitutional Rights vs. "your dead kids,"
I'm picturing like a boxing match. The Constitution in one corner, "your dead kids" in the other. I wonder who would win?
Whichever is the most emotive.

Which isn't as easy as you'd think, considering how hawt the Constitution seems to get some Americans.
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The Boss wrote:Whichever is the most emotive.
Now THAT album sucks!

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Ravenpig wrote:
The Boss wrote:Whichever is the most emotive.
Now THAT album sucks!

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My point was (and I thought it was thuddingly obvious), sometimes you can have a really solid point, but when you express it like an insensitive ass, no one hears the good point and they only see (and thus attack) the bullshit. Tact is your friend.
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joeypants wrote:My point was (and I thought it was thuddingly obvious), sometimes you can have a really solid point, but when you express it like an insensitive ass, no one hears the good point and they only see (and thus attack) the bullshit. Tact is your friend.
Oh. :)
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joeypants wrote:Tact is your friend.
It's 'their' friend too, when used with intent.
The audience with which the tact is used upon may learn and grow form having
had it thrust upon them.
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I use tact everyday. It helps prevent diaper rash.
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joeypants wrote:My point was (and I thought it was thuddingly obvious), sometimes you can have a really solid point, but when you express it like an insensitive ass, no one hears the good point and they only see (and thus attack) the bullshit. Tact is your friend.
Good point, mate.

Thanks for clearing that up. I tend to agree with you.
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Specter wrote:I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." <---------- Adroit

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It was a very Cheese-like post, wasn't it?
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I'm pretty sure they're the same person.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:I'm pretty sure they're the same person.
Kinda like me and you share a soul?

What? I mean, beer, football, chicks. Yea.
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Ravenpig wrote:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:I'm pretty sure they're the same person.
Kinda like me and you share a soul?

What? I mean, beer, football, chicks. Yea.
No, we're one of a kind.
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You two are fucking adorable.

And I mean that in a genuinely unpatronising way.
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"Maynard is the best singer ever in the entire universe/s"
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Hey, I minced your words.

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The Boss wrote:You two are fucking adorable.

And I mean that in a genuinely unpatronising way.
We're like you and Tyson but without the butt sex (unfortunately).
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The Boss wrote:
Specter wrote:I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." <---------- Adroit

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Ravenpig wrote:
The Boss wrote:You two are fucking adorable.

And I mean that in a genuinely unpatronising way.
We're like you and Tyson but without the butt sex (unfortunately).
I've always wanted Tyson and me to be adorable, but we're both too headstrong and independent.
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But you have the butt sex. You win.
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