Perfect response. We are waiting Cal.ilikecheese wrote:What else did he have and don't fucking lie and if you cannot answer honestly say so andCalfium Jay wrote:I still remember my initial reaction when a (Tool fan) buddy played me Aenima for the first time back in 1997:
"HA!! Yeah, trying a bit hard aren't they?? I dunno...it's as if they can't decide if they want to be Rollins Band or King Crimson. What else have you got?"
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He had:
Season 4 of Northern Exposure on VHS
A leftover chicken burrito from the night before (which we heated in the microwave)
Neil Hamburger's Great Phone Calls on cd
The first Re-Search magazine (the one that was compiled by Boyd Rice)
A copy of Black Emmanuelle on VHS (that I later pleasured myself to)
Hope that helps for now....
Season 4 of Northern Exposure on VHS
A leftover chicken burrito from the night before (which we heated in the microwave)
Neil Hamburger's Great Phone Calls on cd
The first Re-Search magazine (the one that was compiled by Boyd Rice)
A copy of Black Emmanuelle on VHS (that I later pleasured myself to)
Hope that helps for now....
'It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing every day. And that time is now'
Actual quote from Kamala Harris
Actual quote from Kamala Harris
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Sounds like you two were dating or something.
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Not that there's anything WRONG with that...Not Tyson wrote:Sounds like you two were dating or something.
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Of course not, it's kinda cute in a way, Cal wasn't just experimenting with music in the 90's it would seem.
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"It scared me..(schism)....I was drunk." - non tool fan
go taff!
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"the songs have no structure"
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"its a bit intense for me" or "sounds like devil music"
various friends/work colleagues have said this to me over the years
various friends/work colleagues have said this to me over the years

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"What I've heard so far was decent but a little on the masturbatory side. So.....what's their weirdest album??"
Friend of mine that I hadn't seen for years. Caught up with him last weekend.
Friend of mine that I hadn't seen for years. Caught up with him last weekend.
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"I can see why you like this."
- Every Girlfriend I've Ever Had Who Hasn't Already Heard TOOL

- Every Girlfriend I've Ever Had Who Hasn't Already Heard TOOL

O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
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"I'm not doing anal with that mandingo."
- Every girlfriend I've ever had. Not sure if that was related to the Tool music I played for them.
- Every girlfriend I've ever had. Not sure if that was related to the Tool music I played for them.
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TOOL are musicians who could never create their music without the assistance of drugs~ my in laws
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Showed a friend of mine a video from their recent tour with the new transparent screens during 46 & 2.
"This reminds me of my first DMT trip, when r they touring?"
"This reminds me of my first DMT trip, when r they touring?"
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Tool is for fools. That's what their logo tells me at least.
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"Forget it - there's no way I'm putting that in my mouth".
'It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing every day. And that time is now'
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Every woman I've been with has totally understood why I like this band.
Read into that what you will.
Read into that what you will.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
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I read this comment, waited a second or two, then slowly smiled.The Boss wrote:Every woman I've been with has totally understood why I like this band.
Read into that what you will.
Read into that what you will.
Hey! Denty!
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"Why is this song so long... is this even still the same song?"
"Boring"
"This song sounds really old" (referring to undertow - fair comment)
"Can you put on something a bit more upbeat? This music is sending me to sleep" (driver- on a roadtrip)
"Boring"
"This song sounds really old" (referring to undertow - fair comment)
"Can you put on something a bit more upbeat? This music is sending me to sleep" (driver- on a roadtrip)
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Yeah I've heard all these man, especially the last one. TOOL is not necessarily "party" music. Anytime we have people over, TOOL is on the forbidden list by the wife. Apparently it's too scary or dark for her mates. I'd blast The Grudge anyway pushing them to the other room. It's fucking awesomeBellJH wrote:"Why is this song so long... is this even still the same song?"
"Boring"
"This song sounds really old" (referring to undertow - fair comment)
"Can you put on something a bit more upbeat? This music is sending me to sleep" (driver- on a roadtrip)

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^That comment is
so
so so
snarky.
so
so so
snarky.
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Says the phony to the weak piece of shit.
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Haha I am unofficially banned by my flatmates from choosing the playlist before any house party- doesn't stop me when I'm half a bottle of vodka down though. Make a break for the Ipod and it's stinkfist cranked up to 11.BlackHole83 wrote:Yeah I've heard all these man, especially the last one. TOOL is not necessarily "party" music. Anytime we have people over, TOOL is on the forbidden list by the wife. Apparently it's too scary or dark for her mates. I'd blast The Grudge anyway pushing them to the other room. It's fucking awesomeBellJH wrote:"Why is this song so long... is this even still the same song?"
"Boring"
"This song sounds really old" (referring to undertow - fair comment)
"Can you put on something a bit more upbeat? This music is sending me to sleep" (driver- on a roadtrip)
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Not Tyson wrote:Says the phony to the weak piece of shit.
