From time to time.blacksabbath wrote: You don't do edging around the shrubbery and weed and mulch?
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just judging from the recent past, they could probably survive on little more selling blankets and subpar anniversary re-releases for quite some time to come.LetsGoBruins wrote:Besides, there's too much money that they would leave on the table if they just stop
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LOL. Very true. Why are we even discussing how many albums they have left in the tank when they haven't released album # 5 yet?
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That's pretty good then. It's probably not too bad. But how is it that the half you mowed hadn't grown back yet?hellboy wrote:From time to time.blacksabbath wrote: You don't do edging around the shrubbery and weed and mulch?
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Well it has to some extent, but I only mowed it a week and a half ago.blacksabbath wrote:That's pretty good then. It's probably not too bad. But how is it that the half you mowed hadn't grown back yet?hellboy wrote:From time to time.blacksabbath wrote: You don't do edging around the shrubbery and weed and mulch?
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By the time you get around to the other half, you'll have to mow the whole thing.
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You underestimate how fertile my land is.blacksabbath wrote:By the time you get around to the other half, you'll have to mow the whole thing.
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You should turn your lawn into a Mohawk, just like MJK's fake head.
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Can we stop discussing lawns for a moment and concentrate on the fact that this bunch of has-beens are yet to even step foot in a studio after almost six years of writing.
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Are you implying you have a vagina?...hellboy wrote:You underestimate how fertile my land is.blacksabbath wrote:By the time you get around to the other half, you'll have to mow the whole thing.
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What should we discuss? Complaining about the bands laziness has been done to death...Calfium Jay wrote:Can we stop discussing lawns for a moment and concentrate on the fact that this bunch of has-beens are yet to even step foot in a studio after almost six years of writing.
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What should we discuss? Complaining about the bands laziness has been done to death...Calfium Jay wrote:Can we stop discussing lawns for a moment and concentrate on the fact that this bunch of has-beens are yet to even step foot in a studio after almost six years of writing.
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Hellboy's fertile mangina.
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I think Adam just posted a cryptic picture of it on instagramBill Hilly wrote:Hellboy's fertile mangina.
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Do you mean overestimate? The less fertile land makes things grow slower. I know because I built a hugelkultur at my last apartment. It was very fertile and everything grew fast and very lush. But I hate maintaining plants too. It always seems like a good idea at first then it's just a lot of work.hellboy wrote:You underestimate how fertile my land is.blacksabbath wrote:By the time you get around to the other half, you'll have to mow the whole thing.
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Yep, I meant overestimate. My lawn is as patchy and slow growing as my hair.
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Sounds like you need astro turf. You just have to vacuum that stuff.
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Somebody did that on their lawn in my neighborhood and especially in a drought, it really fucking stands out. Personally, I think it's a bit tacky.blacksabbath wrote:Sounds like you need astro turf. You just have to vacuum that stuff.
....Unless you're talking about AstroTurfing Hellboy's head, in which case I'm all for it. That would be very classy.
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No. He just needs you to oil his head while he sits in a lawn chair on his new astro turf. Do you live in Cali?
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Actually I don't want lawn at all. I'm just too lazy to tear it up and replace it with rocks or something. Maybe in 10 years time...
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I live on volcanic soil and the lawn grows 6 inches a week over summer, but I would take that over dealing with the weeds that pop up in rocky garden beds or around rock walls, or on the gravel drive.... I also have a John Deere ride on, that my boy uses so I don't have to mow at all....
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I'll help you build a zen rock garden. Lotus can be the engineer.hellboy wrote:Actually I don't want lawn at all. I'm just too lazy to tear it up and replace it with rocks or something. Maybe in 10 years time...
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It's all about desert scaping, California might want to look into that or maybe some kind of desalination for the state since it's on the coast? I guessed anyhow by the time Hellboy gets to his there will be an Arizona bay and Maynard and I will have beach front property (radio active and polluted of course) but room for lo7us to put that zen garden
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I have my bug out bag ready, azbay!azbay wrote:It's all about desert scaping, California might want to look into that or maybe some kind of desalination for the state since it's on the coast? I guessed anyhow by the time Hellboy gets to his there will be an Arizona bay and Maynard and I will have beach front property (radio active and polluted of course) but room for lo7us to put that zen garden
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