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The main issue I have with it is that it's too low effort. If you're going to come up with some hoax Tool news, at least put some effort into the song titles.
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I think it was intended to be funny.
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Bill Hilly wrote:I think it was intended to be funny.
It was funny, more in a "that guy is a pathetic idiot" kind of way though.
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True.
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I like that Hyperbola artwork, for a single.

We’re gonna hate/make fun of all the song names and artwork, aren’t we?

(^^^assumptions of an actual new album of course)
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Are you all doing the thing again where you act like Tool’s song titles are so weird/cool/mysterious/etc?

Cause they’re not. They’re dumb. Imagine showing this list to someone who’s never heard them before, assuming they’re still not laughing at you for listening to a band called Tool:

Jerk Off
Prison Sex
Stinkfist
Hooker with a Penis
Pushit
Aenema
Third Eye
Ticks and Leeches
The Pot
Rosetta Stoned
Hey! Denty!
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^ true story
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0% chance it's out in May 2018.
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Ravenpig wrote:Are you all doing the thing again where you act like Tool’s song titles are so weird/cool/mysterious/etc?

Cause they’re not. They’re dumb. Imagine showing this list to someone who’s never heard them before, assuming they’re still not laughing at you for listening to a band called Tool:

Jerk Off
Prison Sex
Stinkfist
Hooker with a Penis
Pushit
Aenema
Third Eye
Ticks and Leeches
The Pot
Rosetta Stoned
Disgustipated is still my favorite song title.
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Heenandhchababzu(-)(+2)[<3] would be a cool album title.

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Bill Hilly wrote: Disgustipated is still my favorite song title.
Damn it I knew I forgot at least one!
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Came across this not long ago:

Chris Schleyer is Justin's bass tech, and target of many lyrical changes by Maynard.
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Image
- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
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100% agree with maynard
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Nah I believe the random jabroni on Reddit.
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Ravenpig wrote:Nah I believe the random jabroni on Reddit.
Fake news brohiem. Rampant deceivers all over the interwebs these day. Fourtheye news for life!
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Hope they don't limit themselves to 80minutes or whatever a CD used to be.
Seems a shame to cut great tracks in favour of a dead technology.
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Nah, limitations are good. If they don't want to cut stuff they can always do a double CD.
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Amuze Balls.
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no tool album before summer
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Patience, patience...
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Defiantly.
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Burp
- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
- Never thought about it.
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Maynard confirming what people with common sense already know - Tool are yet to record and won't be releasing shit until much later in the year.
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Is "insufferable retards" not PC in 2018? Seeing some of these mouth breather comments on twitter, reddit, etc hurts my eyes with shame.
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