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Kittaan wrote:
Bill Hilly wrote:
Kittaan wrote:C’mon, have a heart Bill. I know Moggie’s liable to create a diamond by inserting coal into his bunghole, but he’s part of our club. Besides, give him a hand because he’s quite a card. What’s your deal?
I never said he wasn't part of our club. I just told Mog I loved him, like a few days ago?! My deal? Honestly, Busty's head is so far up Mog's bunghole some days that I wouldn't be surprised if his head is now a diamond in the rough. That is why I found it amusing that he called Mog "people".
Please tell me you didn’t miss all the blatant card puns?!?!

That was the sole purpose of my post... jeebus.
Hahaha wow! I read it the first time and never noticed the card puns. Read it again after your second comment. I'm stunned. You really skunked him on that one. It does get to be a full house around here though, and some good puns will get lost in the fold. I know you were being a joker now, and for that you win the pot. Plus you guys are quite the pair, now hopefully can just flush the bad blood away.

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Bill Hilly wrote:
Kittaan wrote:C’mon, have a heart Bill. I know Moggie’s liable to create a diamond by inserting coal into his bunghole, but he’s part of our club. Besides, give him a hand because he’s quite a card. What’s your deal?
I never said he wasn't part of our club. I just told Mog I loved him, like a few days ago?! My deal? Honestly, Busty's head is so far up Mog's bunghole some days that I wouldn't be surprised if his head is now a diamond in the rough. That is why I found it amusing that he called Mog "people".
Not my fault he's got a nicer arse than you mate. Do some squats or something.
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@ Zimmer - noice.

@ Bill - I was just messing with you, but glad it was appreciated after the fact.

@ CJ - WTF are you on about?
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Busty McCracken wrote:
Bill Hilly wrote:
Kittaan wrote:C’mon, have a heart Bill. I know Moggie’s liable to create a diamond by inserting coal into his bunghole, but he’s part of our club. Besides, give him a hand because he’s quite a card. What’s your deal?
I never said he wasn't part of our club. I just told Mog I loved him, like a few days ago?! My deal? Honestly, Busty's head is so far up Mog's bunghole some days that I wouldn't be surprised if his head is now a diamond in the rough. That is why I found it amusing that he called Mog "people".
Not my fault he's got a nicer arse than you mate. Do some squats or something.
:lol: I'm on it.
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Bill Hilly wrote:Schwiiiiiiing.
ziggy23 wrote:Image

Damn! Danny is heading into Neil Peart territory!

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Not sure he's "heading" in that direction - the kit doesn't look like it's changed a whole bunch in the last 15 years (except maybe the addition of a mandala pad or two).

A very long way from being a Peart kit (nor do I think it ever will be).
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I am really flattered by all the attention. I am after all a Jack of all trades. A veritable Diamond in the rough.

Tool need to stop taking pictures and get to work. Could have recorded drums on at least a track by now lazy asses
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Take it to the Grudge!
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hellboy wrote:Not sure he's "heading" in that direction - the kit doesn't look like it's changed a whole bunch in the last 15 years (except maybe the addition of a mandala pad or two).

A very long way from being a Peart kit (nor do I think it ever will be).

(Nerd alert) there are only a couple of tiny cymbals that are different from the rig he's been using the last long while.
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joeypants wrote:
hellboy wrote:Not sure he's "heading" in that direction - the kit doesn't look like it's changed a whole bunch in the last 15 years (except maybe the addition of a mandala pad or two).

A very long way from being a Peart kit (nor do I think it ever will be).

(Nerd alert) there are only a couple of tiny cymbals that are different from the rig he's been using the last long while.
Guess I have never seen Danny's kit from above.
M0G wrote: I am really flattered by all the attention. I am after all a Jack of all trades. A veritable Diamond in the rough.

Tool need to stop taking pictures and get to work. Could have recorded drums on at least a track by now lazy asses
They should take that to heart, after all you are just calling a spade a spade.
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A..........nd, it comes full circle.
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Hmmm all these updates, I dunno - I almost feel like they're rushing this new album...
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264zn wrote:Hmmm all these updates, I dunno - I almost feel like they're rushing this new album...
I somewhat agree
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Interesting little read about the Tool and the WWE:

http://loudwire.com/wwe-corey-graves-me ... interview/
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Hey that actually was pretty cool

“Sterling James Keenan” does sound very wrestling and 80’s hair metal
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FTA
Who else was there at the Tool show?

Off the top of my head I know that it was me, Braun, I think Lita was there, I think Triple H's bus driver was there, who is actually really good friends with Adam. It's weird when you realize how small the world really is. We are all bound by our love of Tool. [laughs]

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Damn it, you stole my obvious joke!

Cool name for a band as well.
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Hayden Sterling James Keenan.

I hope ‘Day 3’ went well.
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Specter wrote:Hayden Sterling James Keenan.

I hope ‘Day 3’ went well.
Don’t worry. We will eventually get all the details in the podcast.
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Can't wait for that podcast to be released in 20 years time
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Can't we just assume all new album details will be coming direct from Triple H's bus driver from now on?
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Sorry if this has been posted elsewhere: apparently Justin will be playing in the new Death Grips' album
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I thought Death Grips broke up like 3-4 years ago?
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:I thought Death Grips broke up like 3-4 years ago?
I think they've broke up and reformed a bunch of times. From memory they released something last year (and song or EP I think)
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