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Ravenpig said
Newsletter is up.

 

I'll probably be in the minority but it actually made me laugh a few times.  I liked it.

 

Spoiler Alert, it's all about Volto!


Mine is better.  Although anything ever written by anyone ever is also better.

petemasterpete said
^ I've always preferred my paragraphs of useless information to be saturated with disjointed, attention deficit riddled, nonsensical sentences.

 

most interesting newsletter ever. Thanx Koko


You wouldn't know a nonsensical sentence if that tree is nice I like turning brake drums it fucked you in the ass at Conjunction Junction

You no-good cracker-crooker.

ilikecheese said

petemasterpete said
^ I've always preferred my paragraphs of useless information to be saturated with disjointed, attention deficit riddled, nonsensical sentences.

 

most interesting newsletter ever. Thanx Koko


You wouldn't know a nonsensical sentence if that tree is nice I like turning brake drums it fucked you in the ass at Conjunction Junction

You no-good cracker-crooker.


You just accidentally that sentence.

 

A somnambulist is almost gingerly. Now and then, a cigar befriends a hand behind a starlet. A waif inside a hand, the waif, and the surly haunch are what got Scheherazade into trouble. A shadow about the girl finds subtle faults with a haunch.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Real, legitimate, sentence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_bu ... lo_buffalo

The Boss said

ilikecheese said


petemasterpete said
^ I've always preferred my paragraphs of useless information to be saturated with disjointed, attention deficit riddled, nonsensical sentences.

 

most interesting newsletter ever. Thanx Koko


You wouldn't know a nonsensical sentence if that tree is nice I like turning brake drums it fucked you in the ass at Conjunction Junction

You no-good cracker-crooker.


You just accidentally that sentence.

 


Preconvuelantly, with out a dog.

The Boss said
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Real, legitimate, sentence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_bu ... lo_buffalo


Strange but true. 

Lulz at Blair's latest post. It would be hilarious if he just pummeled us with mundane updates from now on.

Well done, Mr. Blair.

Ravenpig said
Lulz at Blair's latest post. It would be hilarious if he just pummeled us with mundane updates from now on.

Well done, Mr. Blair.





Its better than being pummeled by the feces he's usually throwing.

I have no problem with that update.  In fact, I look at that as the addendum to the Newsletter.  Thanks BMB.

is everyone referring to this?? because this is actually great news.

 

05 June, 2013 (01:34pm)

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

For those who like to keep tabs on every specific aspect involving TOOL, yesterday, around 2:00 PM (PST), a truck containing the band's equipment (which had earlier arrived from Australia and Japan via a transpacific freighter) pulled up to their primary storage space where it was unloaded by several able bodies. Afterwards, the truck proceeded to the band's rehearsal space ("the loft"), where what gear remained was dropped off. Therefore, according to the plan, the guys are scheduled to resume with the writing/arranging process of material for their next record sometime later this afternoon - once everything is put back into place, and they have had their lunch (which I'm guessing will be sandwiches of some kind from a nearby delicatessen). At least that's the plan. Stay tuned for further updates.

Yes. Its pretty obvious he probably got some emails complaining about the newsletter and this was his response.

Which is awesome.

Stay tuned?

Well, ain't that a peach.

 

'I don't get it.'

 

 

Don't make me break out the 

Fire-Dog Gravatar...

 

ilc

GOB Bluth said

Ravenpig said
Yes. Its pretty obvious he probably got some emails complaining about the newsletter and this was his response.

Which is awesome.


 


#powerful Fourtheye.

 

Blair's latest post might be the most "Blair" post of all time. The "bug" theme continues.

Ravenpig said
Blair's latest post might be the most "Blair" post of all time. The "bug" theme continues.


yeah but what's the correlation?

 

It's coded, as usual.  I put it through the ToolArmy decoder ring (supplied to all ranking TA members, of course) using the recommended method of combining all the CAPITAL letters, extra letters in misspelled or oddly spelled words, references to fast food joints and any deities mentioned.  Feel free to replicate this and corroborate my results.

The resulting message was too significant (and frankly, too shocking) to relay in a public forum.  I have created a Subscriber's Only thread in which I reveal all, and will surely result in many, many pages of debate and dialog.  See you there.

The message is: "Be sure to drink your ovaltine."

UndKeineEier said
The message is: "Be sure to drink your ovaltine."


ohhhhh fudddgggeeeeeeeeeeee

 

A crummy commercial?  Son of a bitch.

You use all the glue on purpose!

Kittaan said
It's coded, as usual.  I put it through the ToolArmy decoder ring (supplied to all ranking TA members, of course) using the recommended method of combining all the CAPITAL letters, extra letters in misspelled or oddly spelled words, references to fast food joints and any deities mentioned.  Feel free to replicate this and corroborate my results.

The resulting message was too significant (and frankly, too shocking) to relay in a public forum.  I have created a Subscriber's Only thread in which I reveal all, and will surely result in many, many pages of debate and dialog.  See you there.


 



 

;-}~

Another mini update from Blair.

It seems perhaps they've decided to keep us in the loop a bit more, which is cool. Better than nothing.

Ravenpig said
Another mini update from Blair.

It seems perhaps they've decided to keep us in the loop a bit more, which is cool. Better than nothing.


yeah even though there is not much to say week to week he's still posting updates. which is very cool