Golden Tickets

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sublime5446 said
Can anyone read the certificate?

 


An attempt courtesy of reddit:


You are now the _ of the "Seal of Xatanitos"

Which is included with this certificate

one of only five identical seals

(along with a uniquie USB card)

is entitled to a _ of _ ...)

Certified Authentic by Tool ...

Date of Authintication ...

 





* Bearer

*Prize

*Sell/Sale-____

 
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TheZemkla said
I translated  the certificate as:
"You are now the bearer of the "seal of Xatanitos" which is included with this certificate. One of only five identical seals (along with a unique USB card) is entitled to a prize of select….."


 

Ah, nice one . . .
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TheZemkla said
I translated  the certificate as:
 

"You are now the bearer of the "seal of Xatanitos" which is included with this certificate. One of only five identical seals (along with a unique USB card) is entitled to a prize of select….."


 

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Post by Righteousfervor »


IIToolboxII said


TheZemkla said

I translated  the certificate as:
 
 
"You are now the bearer of the "seal of Xatanitos" which is included with this certificate. One of only five identical seals (along with a unique USB card) is entitled to a prize of select….."


 

"...ed tracks off of the new album"


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If you can describe a tool fan with one word it would be entitled
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Tyson said
If you can describe a tool fan with one word it would be entitled


I would of said flatulent, but I guess they both work.

 
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How about pretentious?
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markuspoop said
How about pretentious?


How about AWESOME!

 
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I would've said, "drugs" for my word.
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Any news on this?
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oneandone said
Any news on this?


Some guy posting anonymously on Reddit claims that he's got a gold ticket, and expecting some kind of package to arrive with something in it.
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Really crazy no ones came forward saying what the rest if the ticket said.
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The missing link!

 


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Still nothing on this? So lame that they'd say something before hand about there being golden tickets but never say what the actual prize was. Why not just put something in with the winning packages letting them know about the golden tickets, prize, and to contact toolband. Save everyone else the trouble. 
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They already said like a month ago that the winners were contacted.

The only thing they haven't said is what they won.
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Ravenpig said
They already said like a month ago that the winners were contacted.

The only thing they haven't said is what they won.


Yea exactly. and what the prize was is the only thing peopl would care the slightest but about, not who won whatever it was. 
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The person on reddit said they had no new information a week ago. But that's all I've seen.
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Still not a fucking clue about what the prize(s) was/were.  And yes, I'm still curious.
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Kittaan said
Still not a fucking clue about what the prize(s) was/were.  And yes, I'm still curious.





We'll find out what the golden ticket prize is when they fix the TOOL Army website.




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Ya it really bothers me that is still don't know what it was. And probably wont for a really long time if ever. Thanks tool!
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Post by chair »

From reddit:


I have a seal and was told that I would be receiving a package but have yet to see anything. I haven't contacted merch -- merch told me initially they had no idea what the prize was anyway. Starting to think that indeed v.6 WAS the prize.



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From reddit: I have a seal and was told that I would be receiving a package but have yet to see anything. I haven't contacted merch -- merch told me initially they had no idea what the prize was anyway. Starting to think that indeed v.6 WAS the prize.

 

How weak would that be if it was in fact a version 6 prize...

 

But...a nice collectors piece
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I'd be surprised and disappointed if that was the prize.
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The 5 versions with the seal in them came with a "6" sticker and an extra USB rather than a number sticker for their original version. Example: if you bought v1 but got one of the seals, you got a 6 sticker instead of a 1 sticker in the package.


A #6 sticker and an extra USB stick was the prize?? LOL! If it's true, that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.
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