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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:09 pm
by ziggy23
Yeah, it all sounds like a bullshit, tbh.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:20 pm
by tys0n
Can you produce a cd that shuffles on its own?

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:38 pm
by hellboy
He claims it's a double album, which makes me immediately skeptical. Not inclined to believe anonymous internet person just yet btw.

Did anyone copy/paste it before it was removed?

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:44 pm
by hellboy
Here it is for prosterity:
► Show Spoiler

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:46 pm
by snazzl3frass
Yeah, it’s not a double album. It’s a triple album!

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm
by tys0n
How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:09 pm
by hellboy
tys0n wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?
Some of us haven't boozed our brains into oblivion

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:29 pm
by tys0n
I'd put my memory against yours any day mate, you can't even remember random Maynard quotes form the 90's.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:36 pm
by hellboy
That's mostly because I don't give a fuck.
Also, I freely admit my memory is shitty

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:00 pm
by Fartypants_McGee
tys0n wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?
He didn't, because this is horseshit.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:06 pm
by Busty McCracken
Boozeheads have brains too Pal

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:20 pm
by hellboy
Fartypants_McGee wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:00 pm
tys0n wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 6:54 pm How did he remember so many lyrics off just one listen?
He didn't, because this is horseshit.
Not that any of us are buying into this just yet, but what makes you so convinced it's horseshit?

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:21 pm
by Primate
Maynard steps up:
"Hi everybody... I´m real glad you could make it. So, erm... I´m really, erm... really concearned about one of the four of us dying before we release another record, so, yeah, I got obsessed with losing time and all, and that´s what this record is all about. Enjoy the show. Hit it."

Despite the presentation of that talkative lady´s info, I dig parts of it. I can imagine them being accurate. And also I´m gullible and enjoy being trolled every now and then.
I think what gets me most is how the live versions seem to withhold something, which she adresses, as well as the interview with Adam talking about one of the guys being sick.
Shit, I´d prefer their health to any new music.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:43 pm
by hellboy
Primate wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:21 pm Despite the presentation of that talkative lady´s info, I dig parts of it. I can imagine them being accurate. And also I´m gullible and enjoy being trolled every now and then.
That's why I'm not really buying into it. There's very little which is said that is new, apart from the lyrical recollection. It really just rehashes what we already know, and adds some speculation that is easily dismissed as misremembered later down the track.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:09 pm
by Primate
hellboy wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:43 pm It really just rehashes what we already know, and adds some speculation that is easily dismissed as misremembered later down the track.
True.
Can you enlighten me, please: who deleted the post? A mod or OP?
And what are you referring to by your ´misremembered later down the track´ statement?

I like how the band has given me so little to work with, that I´ll gladly sink my teeth into what could be a pile of shit. As of now, I like the taste. Yum. If this is them or BMB feeding me bread/shitcrumbs, I appreciate this way of marketing their product.

Edit:
bonus letter ü.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:11 pm
by hellboy
Primate wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:09 pm
hellboy wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:43 pm It really just rehashes what we already know, and adds some speculation that is easily dismissed as misremembered later down the track.
True.
Can you enlighten me, please: who deleted the post? A mod or OP?
Out of respect for those involved, no comment for now
Primate wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:09 pm And what are you referring to by your ´misremembered later down the track´ statement?
I mean that when the actual lyrics come out, it'll be easy to say "well I guess I misheard it"

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:21 pm
by Primate
That´s very respectful of you.
You wouldn´t delete it there to bring it here, you little rascal, would you.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:35 pm
by hellboy
Primate wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:21 pm That´s very respectful of you.
You wouldn´t delete it there to bring it here, you little rascal, would you.
No, I'm happy to say it wasn't me who removed the post

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:41 pm
by Primate
While the attention seeking troll wouldn´t remove it him/herself, the clever troll would. It adds some mystery to it, and I´m all for mystery.
Fingers crossed for 220 minutes of music mysteriously fitting onto 2 CDs...

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:46 pm
by limeygringo
I don't plainly believe everything I read online, but I find this believable as much as I am skeptical about it. And the post being deleted just makes me believe it more, though I have absolutely no hopes or expectations regarding it's authenticity.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:54 pm
by Bill Hilly
What makes this so believable? How many posts does this person have? Does it make it more believable because it's supposedly a woman? I think it's much more likely that it's just another troll (or even the same troll) that's been posting first hand knowledge bullshit about this album since the beginning of the year.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:57 pm
by rshforgothispw
Hey guys here are some tracks no one has heard have a listen. Oh and here’s what they’re about. Oh and it’s a double album.

sounds like it’s either fan chatter wrapped up into one post or totally true

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:58 pm
by Bill Hilly
....and people fall for this dumb shit every single time.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:01 pm
by Takeo
I find it believable at the very least. There’s nothing outrageous. Themes fit Invincible. Most descriptions are rather generic and fit Tool historically. The cubing thing is only real insight. Lyrics sound like word couplets from scribbled notes. Realistic for a rough recall. Album is long, like most Tool albums, and the “double album” thing reads like speculation. Mildly interesting if nothing else.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:03 pm
by rshforgothispw
hellboy doesn’t help by bringing it here and saying shit like OuToFrEsPeCt4nOw.. almost like it IS true! hah! I’ve cracked the case guys!