F O U R T H E Y E

What time do polls open? I've got study to do all day (hence being up at this ridiculous hour), and CNN has nothing on it so far . . .

Not expecting results at 8:00am - just general shenanigans.

They opened at 7 I think.

I'm waiting till 11 and they better not have run out of sausages, or I will fucking stab someone.

Not Tyson wrote:They opened at 7 I think.

I'm waiting till 11 and they better not have run out of sausages, or I will fucking stab someone.

Why 11:00am, specifically?

No idea, that's just the time I usually leave the house on a Saturday to get booze/food.

Not Tyson wrote:No idea, that's just the time I usually leave the house on a Saturday to get booze/food.

Makes sense, actually.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

Probably not necessary for any Aussies with access to a TV, but pretty fucking awesome for anyone not in Australia.

My plan worked perfectly, in and out no worries.

Trying to beat the rush by going in early is for idiots.

You're a genius.

I had to mute the feed for a while there. It was too distracting while I was trying to pull big words out of my ass.

Fuck, even the Abos are going Liberal.

I'm seriously going to consider my options on finding a career in NZ.

I'm really not going to be watching the coverage until 6 or 7, that's when the heavy hitters come on and the count begins.

It's gunna be a ruddbath.

Not Tyson wrote:I'm really not going to be watching the coverage until 6 or 7, that's when the heavy hitters come on and the count begins.

It's gunna be a ruddbath.

Stayed up all night thinking about that one, didn't you.

Man, haven't heard the Aussie accent for a while. Ugh.

I've been saying it all week, that and a ruddslide.

Blender's drinking beer and watching it on TV. The bastard.

Blender and I have turned this into a drinking game.

Gold.

Scull a beer everytime you suck a dick?

Not Tyson wrote:Scull a beer everytime you suck a dick?

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No.

A key element is drink whenever they say "bellwether".

That kind of thing. I chose "trend". Bad idea.

I'm going to watch one more episode of the new series of peep show then tune in, it should get interesting from that point, I'm hoping.

Should have choose 'marginal' imo, stomach pump material.

Not Tyson wrote:I'm going to watch one more episode of the new series of peep show then tune in, it should get interesting from that point, I'm hoping.

Should have choose 'marginal' imo, stomach pump material.

I nearly did "swing", but I don't want to die.

"Bloodbath" is another we've chosen.

It's over.

Looking at overseas positions in NGOs, and "regular" jobs in New Zealand.

I'm not joking.

LMAO

It was over on Friday brother, if not a week ago.

Please tell me you weren't watching this in hope Abbutt wouldn't win?

I'm watching this because I'm a political tragic.

Oh btw, NZ has a conservative government.

OH MY GOD

CLIVE PALMER COULD BE IN THE LOWER HOUSE

BASED GOD

PAAAALLLLMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FUCK YES

Gina Rinehart is at Barnby Joyce's election party, wow, thanks Australia

You guys just elected a sexual predator?
That guy is creepy man...look at his top lip too what the fuck is going on there? it's all flat and shit like that one actress' (can't remember her name).
I don't know...hot daughters are hot but creepy dad is creepy...

Not Tyson wrote:LMAO

It was over on Friday brother, if not a week ago.

Please tell me you weren't watching this in hope Abbutt wouldn't win?

I'm watching this because I'm a political tragic.

Oh btw, NZ has a conservative government.

Anything is better than Abbott at this stage.

Now waiting on the Socceroos game . . .

HOT POTATO!