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toolphishdhs said
HWAP - you are giant pile of dogshit. FORUM RULES MOTHERFUCKER. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD. you are obviously a mental midget, because you are too stupid to realize you are in the wrong thread. AGAIN, GTFO.

 

Hellboy, please move this shit storm back to the bicker thread. 


 

Tubby get confused.

toolphishdhs said
HWAP - you are giant pile of dogshit. FORUM RULES MOTHERFUCKER. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD. you are obviously a mental midget, because you are too stupid to realize you are in the wrong thread. AGAIN, GTFO.

 

Hellboy, please move this shit storm back to the bicker thread. 


^ lol na phiser I say let this silly bastard keep posting.  Would rather Hellboy stay out of this thread and Bicker so we can be free to fuck each other, uh, I mean "with" each other.  Cuz we're queers ya know.

 

You guys are mean.

 

Fuck yeah TOOL!

markuspoop said
This thread has provided more actual comedy than I had ever thought it would.  Thanks to all participants for that.

 

Now, getting back on topic.  Fuck Tool.  Those fucking lazy fuck sticks.  Tool is so lazy they'd probably take lessons on a player piano.  They're that lazy.  Tool is so lazy that they're like a rug on Valium.


I'm thinking you're another one of those dick weeds who will talk shit until the new tunes come out and then start sucking Maynards dick and calling him god...... exactly why I picked THIS thread to post in. You manbitches lean more toward the feminine side, you know that, don't ya?

toolphishdhs said
HWAP - you are giant pile of dogshit. FORUM RULES MOTHERFUCKER. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD. you are obviously a mental midget, because you are too stupid to realize you are in the wrong thread. AGAIN, GTFO.

 

Hellboy, please move this shit storm back to the bicker thread. 


How about, Fuck you and your rules? I specifically picked this thread for exactly the reaction I'm getting. Wind em' up and watch their heads pop.

Hooker With A Penis said

markuspoop said
This thread has provided more actual comedy than I had ever thought it would.  Thanks to all participants for that.

 

Now, getting back on topic.  Fuck Tool.  Those fucking lazy fuck sticks.  Tool is so lazy they'd probably take lessons on a player piano.  They're that lazy.  Tool is so lazy that they're like a rug on Valium.


I'm thinking you're another one of those dick weeds who will talk shit until the new tunes come out and then start sucking Maynards dick and calling him god...... exactly why I picked THIS thread to post in. You manbitches lean more toward the feminine side, you know that, don't ya?


Oh, man you described me to a t.  Fuck bro, you have an uncanny ability to get a 100% accurate read on people via internet message board postings.  Oh almighty perceptive one, I humbly bow down before you (much in the same way you bow down in-front of countless men you meet on craigslist).

Now, getting back on topic.  Fuck, those fuckers Tool.  They're so fucking lazy.  They're actually so lazy that if they had stay-at-home jobs they'd still show up late for work.  Tool is so lazy.  They're so damn lazy they think it's a chore to empty the recycle bin on their computers.  Tool is so lazy they'd hire Garfield to be their personal trainer.  Fuck if Tool isn't lazy.  Those lazy bastards, I loathe them and their laziness so.

markuspoop said

Hooker With A Penis said


markuspoop said
This thread has provided more actual comedy than I had ever thought it would.  Thanks to all participants for that.

 

Now, getting back on topic.  Fuck Tool.  Those fucking lazy fuck sticks.  Tool is so lazy they'd probably take lessons on a player piano.  They're that lazy.  Tool is so lazy that they're like a rug on Valium.


I'm thinking you're another one of those dick weeds who will talk shit until the new tunes come out and then start sucking Maynards dick and calling him god...... exactly why I picked THIS thread to post in. You manbitches lean more toward the feminine side, you know that, don't ya?


Oh, man you described me to a t.  Fuck bro, you have an uncanny ability to get a 100% accurate read on people via internet message board postings.  Oh almighty perceptive one, I humbly bow down before you (much in the same way you bow down in-front of countless men you meet on craigslist).

Now, getting back on topic.  Fuck, those fuckers Tool.  They're so fucking lazy.  They're actually so lazy that if they had stay-at-home jobs they'd still show up late for work.  Tool is so lazy.  They're so damn lazy they think it's a chore to empty the recycle bin on their computers.  Tool is so lazy they'd hire Garfield to be their personal trainer.  Fuck if Tool isn't lazy.  Those lazy bastards, I loathe them and their laziness so.


Yeah. They are lazy. Lazy and rich. And they couldn't give a fuck about assholes like you who care so much about how lazy they are and are so pissed off cuz they haven't given you new tunes to jerk off to in such a long time. Lazy fuckers. Bad Tool.

toolphishdhs said

Hooker With A Penis said


toolphishdhs said
HWAP - you are giant pile of dogshit. FORUM RULES MOTHERFUCKER. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD. you are obviously a mental midget, because you are too stupid to realize you are in the wrong thread. AGAIN, GTFO.

 

Hellboy, please move this shit storm back to the bicker thread. 


How about, Fuck you and your rules? I specifically picked this thread for exactly the reaction I'm getting. Wind em' up and watch their heads pop.


hey DJ Paule D, you are trying to hard. go back to the shore and work on your white trash jersey chin strap.


This is trying? :p Ok. And I thought this was just shit I did to occupy my time while taking a shit.

It's kinda scary how accurate HWAP is when it comes to describing me.  I mean, he knows I crank my yank daily to Tool songs and that b/c all of Tool's old shit has become so repetitive to me that now I'm having trouble even getting it up, let alone rubbing out a load to all their old material.  That's why I'm so pissed off HWAP, I don't need Tool music so much, but it's my dick that needs new Tool tunes.  I'm so pissed at them for not taking my daily dick-yanking to their music into account when it comes to putting out new stuff.


Fuck them.  They need to put out a new album like 4 years ago.  Just how fucking lazy and rude can they be?  Fucking jerk-wads.  The jerk-store called and said they're running out of Tool.

Tyson said



I fucking love you sometimes.

 

Latest Adam Tweet - #Hardatworkonnewalbum

 

children said
Mog is just upset because Maynard can't scream like he used to. He is a metal head and they have trouble getting in touch with their feminine side. It's not that they don't have a feminine side, it's that they are closet homosexuals and the best way to hide their inner agony is to bury themselves in pseudo-masculinity.

 

When they hear the high-pitched opening to "The Pot" it causes them to feel those homosexual tendencies and they lash out in order to cover up those secret feelings that cause them to hate themselves and others so much.


What the fuck is going on with the homosexual slurs in this forum?

children said
Mog is just upset because Maynard can't scream like he used to. He is a metal head and they have trouble getting in touch with their feminine side. It's not that they don't have a feminine side, it's that they are closet homosexuals and the best way to hide their inner agony is to bury themselves in pseudo-masculinity.

 


Actually most metal fans are closet homosexuals, all that postering and looking 'manly', you know who started that trend?

 



 

Had teenage boys the world over singing songs like Grinder and Eat Me Alive while grinding against each other in the pit, hilarious

 

Just read the lyrics

 

Wrapped tight around me
Like a second flesh hot skin
Cling to my body
As the ecstasy begins
Your wild vibrations
Got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable let rip
Eat me alive
Sounds like an animal
Panting to the beat
Groan in the pleasure zone
Gasping from the heat
Gut-wrenching frenzy
That deranges every joint
I'm gonna force you at gun point
To eat me alive
Bound to deliver as
You give and I collect
Squealing impassioned as
The rod of steel injects
Lunge to the maximum
Spread-eagled to the wall
You're well equipped to take it all
So eat me alive

 

 

You couldn't make this shit up

 

Tyson said

children said


Tyson said
The Pot sounds like a korn song


most ignorant statement i have ever fucking heard


Awwww, did I compare your favourite band to one you don't like? Whatdaya gunna do? Cwy about it?

 


There is no comparison first of all. It's like comparing Led Zeppelin to Linkin Park.

crow011 said

children said
Mog is just upset because Maynard can't scream like he used to. He is a metal head and they have trouble getting in touch with their feminine side. It's not that they don't have a feminine side, it's that they are closet homosexuals and the best way to hide their inner agony is to bury themselves in pseudo-masculinity.

 


What the fuck is going on with the homosexual slurs in this forum?


You consider that a slur?  Just because you disagree doesn't make it a slur imo.

children said

Tyson said


children said


Tyson said
The Pot sounds like a korn song


most ignorant statement i have ever fucking heard


Awwww, did I compare your favourite band to one you don't like? Whatdaya gunna do? Cwy about it?

 


There is no comparison first of all. It's like comparing Led Zeppelin to Linkin Park.


@ 46 seconds

 



 

Well well well

 

This forum has really gone down hill..

hellboy1975 said

crow011 said


children said
Mog is just upset because Maynard can't scream like he used to. He is a metal head and they have trouble getting in touch with their feminine side. It's not that they don't have a feminine side, it's that they are closet homosexuals and the best way to hide their inner agony is to bury themselves in pseudo-masculinity.

 


What the fuck is going on with the homosexual slurs in this forum?


You consider that a slur?  Just because you disagree doesn't make it a slur imo.


Yes, I would consider calling someone a "closet homosexual" an insult both to homosexuals and to Mog. It's completely unnecessary, puerile, and leaves a nasty mark on this forum.

What's going on lately, man, you're losing the plot.

 

crow011 said 
Yes, I would consider calling someone a "closet homosexual" an insult both to homosexuals and to Mog. It's completely unnecessary, puerile, and leaves a nasty mark on this forum.

What's going on lately, man, you're losing the plot.

 


If you say so.  I didn't take it that way at all.

hellboy1975 said

crow011 said 
Yes, I would consider calling someone a "closet homosexual" an insult both to homosexuals and to Mog. It's completely unnecessary, puerile, and leaves a nasty mark on this forum.

What's going on lately, man, you're losing the plot.

 


If you say so.  I didn't take it that way at all.


Cool.

Hey everyone, we can now use words and terms like "fag", "homo", "closet homosexual", "gay", and "butt pirate", among others, to insult each other and get our points across.

Hopefully the liberal use of these terms will really raise the character of this forum.