Australian politics thread

[not tyson]

Sarah Hanson Young is back, yay

[The Boss]

Looking at a few NGOs. Fallback option is a regular kind of job in NZ.

Fingers crossed for Switzerland next year.

[not tyson]

What the fuck does NGO stand for?

And yes, Switzerland please so I can visit and slay nordic poon.

[not tyson]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-elec ... enate/vic/

One of these things is not like the other

[The Boss]

What the fuck does NGO stand for?

And yes, Switzerland please so I can visit and slay nordic poon.

Non-Government Organisation (Oxfam, Fred Hollows Foundation et al).

Your penis and the poontang that it belongs in will be my only mission.

[not tyson]

Are swiss even nords?

Drunk and can't be fucked looking it up.

And why would an NGO be in a developed country?

See second sentence.

[not tyson]

11/10 would slay the dragon

[The Boss]

Sunday drunk is one of the best kind of drunks.

NGOs don't just go to shithole countries.

[hellboy]

She got my #1 in the Senate

[The Boss]

She can have the number one of my cock.

[not tyson]

So we are all secretly all a bunch of chubby chasers?

I just want to hate fuck a leftist womans rights bitch and cum in her mouth.

It's the small things in life.

[not tyson]

She got my #1 in the Senate

I really hope you're fucking joking

[The Boss]

So we are all secretly all a bunch of chubby chasers?

I just want to hate fuck a leftist womans rights bitch and cum in her mouth.

It's the small things in life.

I may have been unclear with my comment - I meant to say, "I would rail her in the ass unto she started internally bleeding - then wipe my bloody, shitty, cock under her nose while repeatedly hate-punching her in the throat". It would be like an uppercut scenario. I imagine she would maintain a hands-and-knees position after I pull my full length of man-muscle out of her weeping, gaping, anus.

That's what I meant.

[The Boss]

What is it with fucking fat people in Australia? God it makes me fucking sick.

The better off the country, the more fucking pathetic the populace is. Ranked second on the HDI, and fat as all fuck. We also rate highly in Gross National Happiness, proving once and for all that entitled, lazy, fat, stupid, ignorant, people truly know bliss.

On the other hand, I didn't see a single fat person in Nepal or on several of my jaunts to South East Asia - and those cunts are as happy as all fuck. Proving once again that poverty is relative, and that Australians are a bunch of entitled bitches who don't realise how fucking good they have it.

Fuck you all, I'm drunk and angry.

[not tyson]

Hey leave me alone.

[The Boss]

You're as fat as I am.

[hellboy]

She got my #1 in the Senate

I really hope you're fucking joking

Not joking. Who the fuck else would I vote for?

I wouldn't say I'm a chubby chaser as such, but I have no problems with a women with a little extra meat on her bones.

[The Boss]

Kate Upton.

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[ilikecheese]

Sunday drunk is one of the best kind of drunks.

NGOs don't just go to shithole countries.

Hell yes.
About to commence the drinking over hea

[The Boss]

Sunday drunk is one of the best kind of drunks.

NGOs don't just go to shithole countries.

Hell yes.
About to commence the drinking over hea

Make it happen. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you.

I just can't understand why an entire nation would choose such an horrific leader.

And he has the House, too.

*anger drinking*

[ilikecheese]

I'm drunk and angry.

drunken angry is one of the best kinds of angry

[The Boss]

Actually listening to COG right now. Maybe I've missed the point, but it seems fitting.

[The Boss]

And here's my point: I bitch, complain, whinge, about everything in my life.

But the ideals that I (try) to uphold are those of love, acceptance, truth, and peace.

Nothing about this man gives me any confidence that those ideals will be upheld. Call me stupid, and indeed, a hypocrite based on my behaviour in this forum - but never, ever, assume that my judgment is flawed when I condemn Tony Abbott.

Recession in two years. Calling it.

[The Boss]

Time for another break. Bye bye.

Should this extend beyond here, the usual avenues will do the usual job. I take it your number hasn't changed, brother?

[not tyson]

Baby, baby you call my number