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I for one have no problems waiting 12 years. It's not like there's no other music out there.

The whole time/laziness angle seems like a dumb one to me. The only ones that seem to care are the perennially butthurt like Mog.

As long as the music is good I couldn't give a toss how long it takes or how many virgins are sacrificed to get there...

hellboy wrote:I for one have no problems waiting 12 years. It's not like there's no other music out there.

The whole time/laziness angle seems like a dumb one to me. The only ones that seem to care are the perennially butthurt like Mog.

As long as the music is good I couldn't give a toss how long it takes or how many virgins are sacrificed to get there...

That is because you are a fucking Tool loving fanboi who wants to gobble on the band's collective cock.

Dumb fucks are missing the crux of the argument Cal is making as usual. No one would expect or even hope that Tool would release albums every couple of years. They ARE in fact LAZY FUCKS. But their output is pathetic and there is no reason that over all these years they couldn't have squeezed in at least one additional EP and a full proper live album.

Fuck Tool. A once great band that has become a fucking joke.

M0G wrote:

hellboy wrote:I for one have no problems waiting 12 years. It's not like there's no other music out there.

The whole time/laziness angle seems like a dumb one to me. The only ones that seem to care are the perennially butthurt like Mog.

As long as the music is good I couldn't give a toss how long it takes or how many virgins are sacrificed to get there...

That is because you are a fucking Tool loving fanboi who wants to gobble on the band's collective cock.

Dumb fucks are missing the crux of the argument Cal is making as usual. No one would expect or even hope that Tool would release albums every couple of years. They ARE in fact LAZY FUCKS. But their output is pathetic and there is no reason that over all these years they couldn't have squeezed in at least one additional EP and a full proper live album.

Fuck Tool. A once great band that has become a fucking joke.

music is a way to express emotions and problems... have you actually listened to maymays lyrics? he writes his life and his struggles.. "if the music doesnt help me then how is it supposed to help someone else....if im still screaming out lyrics in 20 years over the same problems then i guess the screaming wasnt effective".

im sure its the same with the rest of the band. they dont make music just to make music. they dont make music just to release songs for needy fucks like you. they make music for themselves, and if they dont need to make music for themselves then they wont. Id rather not have a tool album than a new tool album about something retarded because they just threw something together cause "its been 12 years!!"

luckily for me my life doesnt revolve around a band releasing an album or not, like yours clearly does. so i dont really care if/when they release music.

xZ1mM3r wrote:

M0G wrote:

hellboy wrote:I for one have no problems waiting 12 years. It's not like there's no other music out there.

The whole time/laziness angle seems like a dumb one to me. The only ones that seem to care are the perennially butthurt like Mog.

As long as the music is good I couldn't give a toss how long it takes or how many virgins are sacrificed to get there...

That is because you are a fucking Tool loving fanboi who wants to gobble on the band's collective cock.

Dumb fucks are missing the crux of the argument Cal is making as usual. No one would expect or even hope that Tool would release albums every couple of years. They ARE in fact LAZY FUCKS. But their output is pathetic and there is no reason that over all these years they couldn't have squeezed in at least one additional EP and a full proper live album.

Fuck Tool. A once great band that has become a fucking joke.

music is a way to express emotions and problems... have you actually listened to maymays lyrics? he writes his life and his struggles.. "if the music doesnt help me then how is it supposed to help someone else....if im still screaming out lyrics in 20 years over the same problems then i guess the screaming wasnt effective".

im sure its the same with the rest of the band. they dont make music just to make music. they dont make music just to release songs for needy fucks like you. they make music for themselves, and if they dont need to make music for themselves then they wont. Id rather not have a tool album than a new tool album about something retarded because they just threw something together cause "its been 12 years!!"

luckily for me my life doesnt revolve around a band releasing an album or not, like yours clearly does. so i dont really care if/when they release music.

My life doesn't revolve around this shit don't be a silly fuck. This is background noise. I have a cacophony of real life shit to address every day like every other motherfucker on the planet. It's a music forum. I am masterdebating. Baiting mostly, masterfully done, with the occasional geyser like explosion tossed in.

the anger you express over a bands album would indicate you are lying lol. for example... i hate miley cyrus, and i dont give a shit if she ever releases music. she is a train wreck. but guess what i DONT do... join a miley cyrus forum... you do the opposite. (you can say this is a general music forum all you want but it is a Tool forum through and through. you post in things OTHER than the music threads, your most popular forum is Tool and your most popular thread is The Grudge).

xZ1mM3r wrote:the anger you express over a bands album would indicate you are lying lol. for example... i hate miley cyrus, and i dont give a shit if she ever releases music. she is a train wreck. but guess what i DONT do... join a miley cyrus forum... you do the opposite. (you can say this is a general music forum all you want but it is a Tool forum through and through. you post in things OTHER than the music threads, your most popular forum is Tool and your most popular thread is The Grudge).

I have been on this forum for over two years, going on three. I post in other threads often. I get the most reaction when I post in the Grudge. It creates chaos. I love chaos. Get you responding every time young jedi. Learn my ways and maybe one day you too will become an old, disgruntled, angry bastard of a human being in your 30s.

This place has gone through a number of iterations but the core group has stayed. I may not get on with Hellboi any longer but Bossman, Natedog, Snazlefuck, Void, BKGG, Marcus, Cal, Cheeser....etc...all good ppl.

Tyson is a cunt. Kittaan used to be cool but he has been busy jerking off Hellboi lately. I still respect Kittaan. You new fucks pop in and out all the time. Fanbois that can't stand to hear their favorite band ripped to pieces. It is great fun.

M0G wrote:

xZ1mM3r wrote:the anger you express over a bands album would indicate you are lying lol. for example... i hate miley cyrus, and i dont give a shit if she ever releases music. she is a train wreck. but guess what i DONT do... join a miley cyrus forum... you do the opposite. (you can say this is a general music forum all you want but it is a Tool forum through and through. you post in things OTHER than the music threads, your most popular forum is Tool and your most popular thread is The Grudge).

I have been on this forum for over two years, going on three. I post in other threads often. I get the most reaction when I post in the Grudge. It creates chaos. I love chaos. Get you responding every time young jedi. Learn my ways and maybe one day you too will become an old, disgruntled, angry bastard of a human being in your 30s.

This place has gone through a number of iterations but the core group has stayed. I may not get on with Hellboi any longer but Bossman, Natedog, Snazlefuck, Void, BKGG, Marcus, Cal, Cheeser....etc...all good ppl.

Tyson is a cunt. Kittaan used to be cool but he has been busy jerking off Hellboi lately. I still respect Kittaan. You new fucks pop in and out all the time. Fanbois that can't stand to hear their favorite band ripped to pieces. It is great fun.

oh i couldnt care less what you say about tool. thats your opinion. a lot of the music you listen to i cant stand, its awful.

and you keep saying you create the chaos and we (fanbois) keep biting and responding... but have you ever noticed, if someone posts in here something like "OMG tool is amazing! their music is spiritual and deep, i cant wait for their next album omg omg!!", you would jump all over them, you would be the one biting and responding, you would be the one getting trolled. think about it mog, i post things to provoke you just like you do to us, but you think youre the bigger better person because you like messing with us, when in reality you are getting messed with just as much.

xZ1mM3r wrote:

M0G wrote:

xZ1mM3r wrote:the anger you express over a bands album would indicate you are lying lol. for example... i hate miley cyrus, and i dont give a shit if she ever releases music. she is a train wreck. but guess what i DONT do... join a miley cyrus forum... you do the opposite. (you can say this is a general music forum all you want but it is a Tool forum through and through. you post in things OTHER than the music threads, your most popular forum is Tool and your most popular thread is The Grudge).

I have been on this forum for over two years, going on three. I post in other threads often. I get the most reaction when I post in the Grudge. It creates chaos. I love chaos. Get you responding every time young jedi. Learn my ways and maybe one day you too will become an old, disgruntled, angry bastard of a human being in your 30s.

This place has gone through a number of iterations but the core group has stayed. I may not get on with Hellboi any longer but Bossman, Natedog, Snazlefuck, Void, BKGG, Marcus, Cal, Cheeser....etc...all good ppl.

Tyson is a cunt. Kittaan used to be cool but he has been busy jerking off Hellboi lately. I still respect Kittaan. You new fucks pop in and out all the time. Fanbois that can't stand to hear their favorite band ripped to pieces. It is great fun.

oh i couldnt care less what you say about tool. thats your opinion. a lot of the music you listen to i cant stand, its awful.

and you keep saying you create the chaos and we (fanbois) keep biting and responding... but have you ever noticed, if someone posts in here something like "OMG tool is amazing! their music is spiritual and deep, i cant wait for their next album omg omg!!", you would jump all over them, you would be the one biting and responding, you would be the one getting trolled. think about it mog, i post things to provoke you just like you do to us, but you think youre the bigger better person because you like messing with us, when in reality you are getting messed with just as much.

Of course I know exactly what you are doing when you are doing it before you are doing it. I am the Kwisatz Haderach

xZ1mM3r wrote: oh i couldnt care less what you say about tool. thats your opinion. a lot of the music you listen to i cant stand, its awful.

Oh it's not awful at all. You simply lack the sophistication required to fully appreciate it. I listen to the best of the best. The finest each genre has to offer. I sift through all the bullshit to present to the world music worth listening to. I know your musical horizons are rather small. You are not a particularly intelligent individual. Simple tastes for simple people. Understandable.

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M0G wrote:

xZ1mM3r wrote: oh i couldnt care less what you say about tool. thats your opinion. a lot of the music you listen to i cant stand, its awful.

Oh it's not awful at all. You simply lack the sophistication required to fully appreciate it. I listen to the best of the best. The finest each genre has to offer. I sift through all the bullshit to present to the world music worth listening to. I know your musical horizons are rather small. You are not a particularly intelligent individual. Simple tastes for simple people. Understandable.

the fact that you make these claims humors me. you can think you know me and thats fine, you can think you have a broader more sophisticated ear that i do and thats fine too.... but claims of me not being a "particularly intelligent individual" are just silly. you and i both know i have accomplished more than you ever will, and i did it all before the age of 30. Please list off some of your amazing certifications for us to marvel at.. you claim to be intelligent but your simple arguments and the continuous hypocrisy in your statements show how deep you really are.

its fun messing with you

xZ1mM3r wrote:

M0G wrote:

xZ1mM3r wrote: oh i couldnt care less what you say about tool. thats your opinion. a lot of the music you listen to i cant stand, its awful.

Oh it's not awful at all. You simply lack the sophistication required to fully appreciate it. I listen to the best of the best. The finest each genre has to offer. I sift through all the bullshit to present to the world music worth listening to. I know your musical horizons are rather small. You are not a particularly intelligent individual. Simple tastes for simple people. Understandable.

the fact that you make these claims humors me. you can think you know me and thats fine, you can think you have a broader more sophisticated ear that i do and thats fine too.... but claims of me not being a "particularly intelligent individual" are just silly. you and i both know i have accomplished more than you ever will, and i did it all before the age of 30. Please list off some of your amazing certifications for us to marvel at.. you claim to be intelligent but your simple arguments and the continuous hypocrisy in your statements show how deep you really are.

its fun messing with you

I do know you. A person's grammar says an awful lot about them. Your sentence structures lack flow and often run on. Your lack of proper capitalization indicates a pronounced laziness in your approach to proper debate. You overcompensate for your lack of functional data by using ad hoc arguments, often meandering into the realm of the ad hominem in a precipitous attempt at holding onto arguments that are more often than not exceedingly far beyond your comprehension level. Still, you do at least try, which is more than can be said for most Tool fans. Given your age, there is still hope that you will grow into something more than the common TTFer.

As for myself, well, where to start. I am a network engineer making an excellent living. Wonderful benefits package and I work from home all but two days a month. Besides my educational background, I hold numerous IT certifications. I have a comprehensive understanding of Domain environments, VMWare and Hyper V and Intrusion Detection Systems. I have background in NAS and Clustering configurations and have built and manage numerous client infrastructures. Quite frankly I am a very impressive motherfucker. Not to mention having an exceedingly comprehensive working knowledge in multiple disciplines outside of computing, not the least of which being Quantum Physics. I have a borderline genius IQ and a fairly large penis. I play guitar and have a comprehensive working knowledge of music theory. I have a background in Literature and can discuss, at length, anything from Borges to Hemingway and back again.

I am kind of important.

Well if all you can point out about myself is incorrect grammar then you are already behind. this is a forum, not a report. grammar doeznt matta in herez lolcatz. But if thats the kind of guy you are then.....

M0G wrote:As for myself, well, where to start.

This is a sentence fragment Mr. Grammar.

M0G wrote:Wonderful benefits package and I work from home all but two days a month.

This is also grammatically incorrect.

And the fact that you ACTUALLY rattled off your certifications when I clearly was trolling you makes you an idiot. Typical computer guy. I bet you play tons of PC games, and participate in those forums as well. Your fetishes probably include Furries. You have likely bought/sold online WoW characters or something similar. Youre probably in your mid-to-late 20's but act like youre older. I have a list of certifications and degrees as large as your claimed penis but i wont go into detail on that, mainly because its just silly to gloat on a tool forum. But i got you to respond and list off you certifications, show your arrogance, all while using your own trolling tactics against you. Congrats, you took the bait, now quick you better cal Jay and have him come defend you like last time.

I win again. I always win. Back to school kiddo

Mog's just getting excited because the Orioles baseball season is right around the corner.

Oh, and fuck Tool.

the chill wrote:Mog, that is as far from a humble brag as I have seen.

There was nothing humble about that, nor was it intended to be such. The intent was domination. You should try it sometime. I know the weed makes you slow.

See this here is the internet. I have been at it for a long time. Z needed to be reminded of his place.

Spiral out kids

ha

Domination?? Hahaha. Oh powerful Mog of the Tool Internet forum I bow down to your obvious greatness. With all your achievements you are so much better then all of us! You surely are the Grudge fanboi king! All hail the king of the Tool idiots!

the chill wrote:Domination?? Hahaha. Oh powerful Mog of the Tool Internet forum I bow down to your obvious greatness. With all your achievements you are so much better then all of us! You surely are the Grudge fanboi king! All hail the king of the Tool idiots!

I except your oath of fealty. You are gunna have to play with my balls though. Tool still sucks.

You are only outside of home 2 days a month? fuck man you have to unplug a little, live life in reality not behind a fucking computer. In other words, get some pussy or cock whichever you prefer.

BlackHole83 wrote:You are only outside of home 2 days a month? fuck man you have to unplug a little, live life in reality not behind a fucking computer. In other words, get some pussy or cock whichever you prefer.

he cant do that... he doesnt have that certification yet

BlackHole83 wrote:You are only outside of home 2 days a month? fuck man you have to unplug a little, live life in reality not behind a fucking computer. In other words, get some pussy or cock whichever you prefer.

Only in the office 2 days a month. Unplug on the weekends. The Grudge is a great stress reliever during annoying days. You should try it out. Pick on an annoying Tool fan. Guaranteed to make your dick hard.

xZ1mM3r wrote:

BlackHole83 wrote:You are only outside of home 2 days a month? fuck man you have to unplug a little, live life in reality not behind a fucking computer. In other words, get some pussy or cock whichever you prefer.

he cant do that... he doesnt have that certification yet

There ya go. I do have high hopes for you. If we can just get you past this Tool thing.

Not really my thing, but hey whatever floats your boat man.