Re: Random Tool Social Media thread
Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 11:45 pm
Finally got in. Thanks!greasy wrote:The FAQ is classic. Good laugh.
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New Tool Website
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Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 12:12 am
Don't worry mate, no respect has been lost.
/dedicates APC- Thomas to M0g
/dedicates APC- Thomas to M0g
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 12:13 am
LOLgreasy wrote:The FAQ is classic. Good laugh.
I imagine the solution to Problem 8 is in there somewhere...HERE IS THE FIRST QUESTION
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HERE IS THE SECOND QUESTION
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Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 12:32 am
I imagine that their web designer got lazy and needed some filler text. Its mumbo jumbo that has actually been in use since the 1500s for just that purpose, filler text, test printing, etc.hellboy wrote:LOLgreasy wrote:The FAQ is classic. Good laugh.I imagine the solution to Problem 8 is in there somewhere...HERE IS THE FIRST QUESTION
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HERE IS THE SECOND QUESTION
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Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 1:03 am
Sorry man, but this post is the greatest hits of the Mog. I am not so interested in the new website because it's a pretty clunky roll out and it's not to impressive as of yet, but for a band you don't care about you seem to repeat your same complaint every post. Now look at me complaining about your complaining. Mog, please just keep your bitching in the grudge thread, thanks in advance,THE1TRUEMOG wrote:And it took how many years? Yeah still no new album so zero fucks given. Cute how on the front page they are trying to sell tickets to their greatest hits extravaganza.
What a fucking joke
From The Chill(trying to be chill about it)
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 4:43 am
2017? Really?=D
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 6:54 am
Yeah that^ shit just dropped.
It's the fucking bees knees.
It's the fucking bees knees.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:30 am
So confused. No 10,000 days listed? Gov Ball is not listed in the tour dates? 2017 for Lateralus? Is this site made by a 12 year old Slovenian squirrel?
I do like the artwork though, so hopefully that bodes for some new release related to the updated work. Similar to the visuals from 46&2 on tour. Was that Meats or Chet or whut?
I do like the artwork though, so hopefully that bodes for some new release related to the updated work. Similar to the visuals from 46&2 on tour. Was that Meats or Chet or whut?
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 8:04 am
The looping video is at least 7 years old, Tool used it during the 2010 tour when playing lateralus. Picture is from 2012. No complaints at all to the website!
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:30 am
It works fine in my iPhone browser, but in Chrome on my work PC it's a fucking mess. The frames from the old site are still there, clashing heavily with the new design.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:34 am
NOT complaining, this is sort of expected when releasing a new site and trying to roll in old bits at the same time.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:40 am
I was curious to know how far back the News section goes, so...when signed in to ToolArmy, the last page of the News section is 316. Sometime in 2012.
When not signed in to ToolArmy, the last page of the News section appears to be 40. You can actually page back further but the majority of posts after that are "Exclusive" and blurred out.
When not signed in to ToolArmy, the last page of the News section appears to be 40. You can actually page back further but the majority of posts after that are "Exclusive" and blurred out.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 3:56 pm
Difficult to tell if one has to be a ToolArmy member to comment & read Exclusive content or just Register for the site. It looks like both LOGIN pages are the same. Curious.
Also, logging-in directly to the Fullscreen Direct website is interesting: https://www.fullscreendirect.com/
The Offical Posts section contains what appear to be audio files for each of the albums.
Definitely interested in what other updates will be made to the new website as it feels kind of half-baked at the moment.
Also, logging-in directly to the Fullscreen Direct website is interesting: https://www.fullscreendirect.com/
The Offical Posts section contains what appear to be audio files for each of the albums.
Definitely interested in what other updates will be made to the new website as it feels kind of half-baked at the moment.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 6:11 pm
Weird - works perfectly in Chrome for me, no artifacts from the old site at all. Have you tried clearing the cache (ctrl+f5) ?joeypants wrote:It works fine in my iPhone browser, but in Chrome on my work PC it's a fucking mess. The frames from the old site are still there, clashing heavily with the new design.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:33 pm
THE1TRUEMOG wrote:And it took how many years? Yeah still no new album so zero fucks given. Cute how on the front page they are trying to sell tickets to their greatest hits extravaganza.
What a fucking joke
You and me both, buddy.
You and me both.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:43 pm
Ain't no one buying your "zero fucks given" routines. Seems like you guys check the Tool threads far more regularly than a person with no fucks left would.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:50 pm
I'd like to think this band has a few good fucks left in it...
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Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:55 pm
Holy shit, when did this happen... Trump won the election???... :O
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 8:47 pm
It's all good Cal you and I have spent years being the voice of reason surrounded by these bunch of apologists. We both know who called this entire Tool situation right years ago.Calfium Jay wrote:THE1TRUEMOG wrote:And it took how many years? Yeah still no new album so zero fucks given. Cute how on the front page they are trying to sell tickets to their greatest hits extravaganza.
What a fucking joke
You and me both, buddy.
You and me both.
We just have to except that our semi-delusional friends around here will never see the light and love em regardless.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:11 pm
To be fair you both keep checking in, and are active contributors on a Tool Fan Page. And you can't fall back on the "I'm here for the new music threads" because I never post in those, or visit those, and I see both of you post regularly. So you must be posting in threads under TOOL and not OFF-TOPIC.
It would appear you do have fucks to give, and are giving them out fairly often in Tool related threads.
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It would appear you do have fucks to give, and are giving them out fairly often in Tool related threads.
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Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:34 pm
Who called what now? That Tool are slow and lazy in regards to writing records?THE1TRUEMOG wrote: It's all good Cal you and I have spent years being the voice of reason surrounded by these bunch of apologists. We both know who called this entire Tool situation right years ago.
We just have to except that our semi-delusional friends around here will never see the light and love em regardless.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:35 pm
m0g only really ever posts in Tool threads. That how few fucks he gives...xZ1mM3r wrote: It would appear you do have fucks to give, and are giving them out fairly often in Tool related threads.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 10:45 pm
10,000 Days has been added to the Releases section of the new website. Album art and track list, but no lyrics at the moment.
The release date for Lateralus has also been changed to 2001.
The release date for Lateralus has also been changed to 2001.
Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 10:47 pm
Thank God, I was starting to believe I was in a dream within a dream...
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Re: New Tool Website
Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 11:11 pm
I dreamt once that I had sleep paralysis and I woke up from that dream into another dream where I had a sleep paralysis, and then woke from that dream into a third dream where I had sleep paralysis.
It was weird.
It was weird.