The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)

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nearly ten years gone by
with no poop in my eye
no new record have I
and they don't even try

all lazy as bones
both Carey and Jones
while Justin is slack
Maynie's holed up with his stack

they grab for our loot
same lousy setlist to boot
but we buy up the dirt
There's even a shirt (which you can absolutely purchase HERE)

Yet we all congregate
in this Grudge thread of hate
and pretend it's gone stale
until the tix are on sale
well piss on my tits and tell me it's raining
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Are we talking about Dr. Seuss the writer of children's book, or Dr. Seuss the writer of raps? Cause that was a rap.
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But it was pretty fly for a white guy.
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and how can you be so sure that I'm white and a guy?
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petemasterpete wrote:and how can you be so sure that I'm a short white guy?
I have my sources.
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Kittaan wrote:
petemasterpete wrote:and how can you be so sure that I'm a short white guy?
I have my sources.
All you have is the cream of some young guy.
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The Boss wrote:All you have is the cream of some young guy.
Classic

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Kittaan wrote:
The Boss wrote:All you have is the cream of some young guy.
Classic

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I thought there might have been an incredibly small chance of you not getting the reference.

Don't worry, I won't journey into the Land of Idiocy like that ever again. ;)
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The Boss wrote:
Ilikecheese wrote:
petemasterpete wrote:and how can you be so sure that I'm a short white guy?
I have herpes.
All you have is the cream of some young guy.
I just wanted to see how funny that looks.


Yup.
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OOh look. A working band. I thought this thread needed one.
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I'd love to see Tool open for FNM.
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:lol:
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Bill Hilly wrote:I'd love to see Tool open for FNM.
SECRET CHIEFS 3 opening for TOOL.

I just came in my fucking pants at that idea.
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Tool opening for Tool.
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I'll open for The Doors
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Specter wrote:I'll open for The Doors
Too soon!
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Chivalry week.
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Drunk Week!
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wheres the silver fucking coleman?
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Where's the new album?
Come ON!
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Has anybody else noticed that Tool's taken their time in releasing a new album?
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If I had to describe the new Tool album in one word, that word would be nu-djentalcore.

Yes that is one word.
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Interesting fact - 10,000 Tool fans have died since the band's last release in 2006. One person actually died violently in a nu-djentalcore crowd surfing accident.

Read into that? What? You will. Oh, you will.
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Hey TOOL!
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I'll open the doors for drunks.
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