Sports Thread

Post by **ilikecheese** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:42 am

I know I'm alone on this, but maybe I can entice even a hateful discussion of NASCAR

If I were to tell you an Aussie, Marcus Ambrose, is starting 5th

in today's race at Kentucky.

****the fruits and veges should be flying at the stage ANNNNYYYYY second now*****

Post by **ilikecheese** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:38 pm

markuspoop · Post by **markuspoop** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:10 pm

Watched Brazil dump all over Spain.

Watched the O's sweep the Yankees to 4th place in the AL East.

Post by **ilikecheese** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:33 pm

I feel...

well...

Already for next season,

Because The

,

Â By winning a championship, have provenÂ The

Are still the team of the future.

Post by **ilikecheese** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:38 am

Congrats to Andy Murray.

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Well people, my Detroit Tigers have been hot closing in on the All-Star break next week.

Firmly entrenched in first place and with a sizable amount of remaining games against the White Sox,

I think it's a safe bet the Detroit Tigers should repeat as A.L. Central Division Champions

to which I can most assuredly relate.

In other divisions, the West is a toss-up thus far with Texas and Oakland as your choices

AND both teams have better records than every team in the East except Boston. Â

If I'm the Yankees or Orioles, Moggy and Marky, I'm wondering if the East has three teams this year...?

Doesn't look like it to me but I'm crazy so take me with a grain of salt...on a cracker.

Happy "Dingering!"

Post by **Kittaan** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:45 pm

Crow! Â You're snoozing on the SK action bro. Â This needs to be seen, even if it IS Baseball related:

How is that physically possible?! Iâ€™ve watched the clip backwards and forwards â€” see below â€” and stillÂ have no idea how she contorts herself in that way. But anyhow, the pitch is amazingly accurate, and easily one of the greatest first pitches Iâ€™ve ever seen.

The pitch was thrown by rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-ji in South Korea for the Doosan Bears, who were playing the Samsung Lions.

Post by **Kittaan** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:59 pm

Holy shit, this is a beautiful move:

The play of the week was made by a financial analyst.

Former Northwestern University star striker Matt Eliason, who is currently a financial analyst in Chicago, scored a magical bicycle kick goal in a charity soccer match that was meant to be played by stars of the worldâ€™s best teams.

At a charity soccer game organized by Lionel Messi called Messi & Friends, the organizers were left scrambling after many of the high profile players backed out of the game at the last minute. So they turned to former Northwestern University players to fill up the roster, including Eliason, who stole the show with this wonder goal.

Post by **ilikecheese** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:31 pm

^yes that was. Â More of that shit and the rest of America will finally catch on to socacahahahahaha......

ahhhh, that's funny.

cue music, est. and under.

Annr: Â This is a Cheesy Sports Report,

brought to in part by,

Fourtheye.net.

Fourtheye.

When three eyes are not enough.

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Thanks Wink.

Hey folks, here's your Cheesy Sports Break.

On record, I love futbul.

I just wish the US didn't suck.

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The Detroit Tigers starting second baseman for tonight's game against The Chicago White Sox

batted 1.000 for the entire 2011 season.

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The Detroit Lions today announced quarterback Matthew Stafford has agreed with the team on a new, three-year extension worth a reported, $53 million dollars. Â Despite the vile, absurd and always-flabbergasting venue that is "sports," this deal is good for both parties, in this reporters mind.

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Rain delay at Comerica Park

Looks like it might be a while, folks.

So long for now!

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roll Heidi

Post by **snazzlefrass** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:02 pm

All I'll say is I'm pumped for hockey to start again. Go Wings!

markuspoop · Post by **markuspoop** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:28 pm

Post by **ilikecheese** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:39 pm

Has ESPN been worse for sportsÂ

as MTV has been for music?

markuspoop · Post by **markuspoop** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:28 pm

Yeah, really hoping the Fox Sports "sportscenter"-esque/network that's starting next month gives ESPN a run for its money. Â If one of their promos simply said, wee won't celebrate Tim Tebows birthday like another network" I'd be hooked for life.

Oh, and 5, yep F-I-V-E, Orioles on the all star team. Â Suck it.

Post by **ilikecheese** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:41 pm

markuspoop said
Yeah, really hoping the Fox Sports "sportscenter"-esque/network that's starting next month gives ESPN a run for its money. Â If one of their promos simply said, wee won't celebrate Tim Tebows birthday like another network" I'd be hooked for life.

Oh, and 5, yep F-I-V-E, Orioles on the all star team. Â Suck it.

And not one Oriole would be in the playoffs were they to begin today.

markuspoop · Post by **markuspoop** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:59 pm

Yep. Â Luckily since the season doesn't end today that same team, that has a better record than, oh say, the Tigers, still has 2+ months to work their way in.

MOG · Post by **MOG** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:15 pm

Home run derby time.Â Go Crush!

Post by **ilikecheese** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:44 pm

I can't stand Berman anymore; it has gotten tired to say the least.

I listened to about 10 minutes on the radio and had to switch to music.

Post by **not tyson** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:50 am

I'm enjoying a night of sports finally, get a brown dog up ya England

Post by **The Boss** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:59 am

Saturday night is going to be cray-cray for me: Socceroos play Korea (:O), and the A-League All Stars play Man u. At the same time.

Thankfully, the Socceroos game is on TV here, but I'll have to catch the All Stars game on my laptop. I'm going to put it right next to my TV, so I can watch both games at once. While drinking twelve beers.

Like I said, cray-cray. I'm super excited.

Post by **Kittaan** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:50 am

This is some funny shit.

Post by **Kittaan** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:17 am

Not sure if this will embed:

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/B7FBE9 ... EtgVKxwBlw

Post by **ilikecheese** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:38 pm

Kittaan said
Not sure if this will embed:

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/B7FBE9 ... EtgVKxwBlw

And you have been encrusted with the privilige

of mederateror.....what the hell.

Post by **Kittaan** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:55 pm

I don't think this forum recognizes Vine as video.

Don't make me take you to the bicker thread, you stinky cheez.

Post by **ilikecheese** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:28 am

Kittaan said
I don't think this forum recognizes Vine as video.

Don't make me take you to the bicker thread, you stinky cheez.

Don't make me GO to the bicker thread!

Buy us a drink, give everybody a drink, even that Irish prick down there, give us a drink. Â I was just bustin' balls, Kitty. Â Jesus, I been gone a long time, i ain't seen ya's and I'm bustin' balls a little bit and you're gettin all crazy...give us a drink...

Post by **Kittaan** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:25 am

^ Well, did you at least get a giggle out of the 7 person slam dunk?

I think they should recreate that using only deaf mute athletes. Â Instant classic.

Post by **ilikecheese** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:56 am

Kittaan said
^ Well, did you at least get a giggle out of the 7 person slam dunk?

I think they should recreate that using only deaf mute athletes. Â Instant classic.

I haven't seen shit because it won't embed.

Heh...what did the horny programmer say to the other programmer?

I want you embed.