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Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:21 am
by not tyson
Pfffffffffffffffffffffft, not even one blank piece of A4 paper, laminated

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:22 am
by not tyson
The Boss wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:So as a contest within a contest Image if anyone can correctly guess my 10 least favourite Tool tracks they will win themselves (not only pride for their family) a limited edition Tyson fan package, which consists of such goodies of goodness as:

- 1 10 x 8 personally signed photograph of myself with both my thumbs up (sans face)
- replica Tyson's birth certificate (maybe a different Tysons birth certificate at time of photocopying)
- 1 plain tote bag with Tyson written in sharpie along the side
- 1 blank piece of A4 paper, laminated!
- A collection of toe nail clippings (please expect shipping delays, I'm kinda lazy)
- A personalised voicemail message to let all your friends and family know not only do you know Tyson, he tailormade a voice mail message just for you
- An odd sock (where the fuck did the other one go??)
- The knowledge I have your address and I have goggle street viewed it and then tell everyone in a humorous way about the slum you live

Entries close a week from now, I'm to lazy to look to the bottom right of my screen right now, you figure it out, pm me the date and I may edit my post with the details.

Good luck!
Ticks and Leeches, Stinkfist, H., Cold and Ugly, Triad, WAIT

Trick question. Everything off of "10,000 GAYS".
In all serious, you were so fucking close

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:23 am
by The Boss
Not Tyson wrote:Pfffffffffffffffffffffft, not even one blank piece of A4 paper, laminated
I'm cheap. Lamination costs money.

EDIT: Laminate WITH A PUBE, to sweeten the deal.

EDIT EDIT: Yeah, I know. What can I say, dude. I know you reasonably well.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Also, you're not allowed to participate in CROW'S AWESOME COMPETITION OF TITILLATING AWESOME FEELS AND VIBES because you know the answer.

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:40 am
by not tyson
I knew it was 10,000 days, it was the lightning that got you!

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:38 pm
by trilobite
10. Choices
09. Always
08. Were
07. A
06. Problem
05. For
04. You

03. Pushit
02. Lateralus
01. Aenima

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:48 pm
by Kittaan
Not Tyson wrote:A collection of toe nail clippings (please expect shipping delays, I'm kinda lazy)
Tyson, this is a new low for you... Trying to pass off that famous (and hilrious) bit as your own work... Dude, have some respect.

I know you lifted it from this guy: http://bit.ly/143C1Fd

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:57 pm
by not tyson
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Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:00 am
by hellboy
Competition will be closing in about an hours time. So far there is no winner.

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:22 am
by hellboy
Number 9 is Jambi!
I really liked 10,000 Days. While the album seemed to disappoint some, personally I wasn’t. I don’t think it’s quite as solid as Lateralus and Aenema are, but it’s a great album and a worth inclusion in Tool‘s discography. When I first started putting my list together I had three entries from the album, and there quite easily could have been four.

Though Right In Two, Rosetta Stoned and Wings For Marie/10,000 Days did miss out, Jambi made the cut. When the band spoke about writing for the album, they often dropped Swedish metal band Meshuggah as an influence, and while the rest of the album didn’t really show that influence too much, Jambi certainly did to my ears. The chugging riffs and the polyrythmic drumming pretty much summed up my expectations for this album.

While vocally it’s not a challenging track for Maynard, lyrically I found it to be quite interesting. Deep in symbology, and seemingly pointing to his experiences as a father, they seemed to ring true with me.

And of course then there is the guitar solo. Taking advantage of a Heil Talk Box, Adam created one of his most unique solo proving that while he may not be a technical master of the guitar, he certainly is no slouch when it comes to adding texture and colour to his work.
Competition is now closed, and no one won!

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:36 am
by Ravenpig
I agree with all that. 10k Days ain't the previous 2, but it is damn awesome.

Adam's comments early this year about the title track(s) should tell you a lot.

And yes, Jambi kicks fucking ass.

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:38 am
by not tyson
I like to feel we all won, hug it out guys, we're all going to make it.

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:43 am
by hellboy
But in another more correct way, you're all losers.

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:45 am
by Ravenpig
Either way, woo hoo!

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:29 am
by UndKeineZwEier
Wait I thought I got this right.

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:08 am
by Busty McCracken
hellboy wrote:
I really liked 10,000 Days. While the album seemed to disappoint some, personally I wasn’t. I don’t think it’s quite as solid as Lateralus and Aenema are, but it’s a great album and a worth inclusion in Tool‘s discography. !
I'm 2 from 2 with my predictions!! When do we see the full list, seeing as the competitions now over??

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:12 am
by hellboy
Busty McCracken wrote:
hellboy wrote:
I really liked 10,000 Days. While the album seemed to disappoint some, personally I wasn’t. I don’t think it’s quite as solid as Lateralus and Aenema are, but it’s a great album and a worth inclusion in Tool‘s discography. !
I'm 2 from 2 with my predictions!! When do we see the full list, seeing as the competitions now over??
I'll post about once every 2 days, so in a couple of weeks time.

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:34 am
by not tyson
hellboy wrote:I'll post about once every 2 days
If only

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Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:36 am
by Busty McCracken
hellboy wrote:
Busty McCracken wrote:
hellboy wrote:


I'm 2 from 2 with my predictions!! When do we see the full list, seeing as the competitions now over??
I'll post about once every 2 days, so in a couple of weeks time.

One song every 2 days?? Even Axl wouldn't stretch shit out that much.. Daily at most I say!

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:59 am
by N.Y.H.C.
Not Tyson wrote:
hellboy wrote:I'll post about once every 2 days
If only

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -rift.html

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:02 am
by N.Y.H.C.
Busty McCracken wrote:Haha, Swamp song... Might wanna swap that one bro ;)
you meant "swamp that one". song gives me a hard-on, can't take it out!

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:06 am
by Busty McCracken
Yeah I dig the shit out of it too, just remember seeing ol H. Boy rag on it heavily in the past.

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:02 am
by N.Y.H.C.
what does Hellboy know about Tool anyway? his toilet swirls clockwise and that shit is just plain weird. I think he's a Communist too...allegedly.

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:27 am
by The Boss
Well, this was easily the worst competition of all time.

In other news, my competition is still open. ;)

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:21 am
by not tyson
Mine is closed, someone answered correctly and were kinda desperate to get the toenails, calm down mog.mog@gmail.com

Re: My Tool Top 10

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:16 pm
by Kittaan
Not Tyson wrote:
hellboy wrote:I'll post about once every 2 days
If only

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Could you BE more Tyson?!