Re: My Tool Top 10
Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:21 am
Pfffffffffffffffffffffft, not even one blank piece of A4 paper, laminated
In all serious, you were so fucking closeThe Boss wrote:Ticks and Leeches, Stinkfist, H., Cold and Ugly, Triad, WAITNot Tyson wrote:So as a contest within a contestif anyone can correctly guess my 10 least favourite Tool tracks they will win themselves (not only pride for their family) a limited edition Tyson fan package, which consists of such goodies of goodness as:
- 1 10 x 8 personally signed photograph of myself with both my thumbs up (sans face)
- replica Tyson's birth certificate (maybe a different Tysons birth certificate at time of photocopying)
- 1 plain tote bag with Tyson written in sharpie along the side
- 1 blank piece of A4 paper, laminated!
- A collection of toe nail clippings (please expect shipping delays, I'm kinda lazy)
- A personalised voicemail message to let all your friends and family know not only do you know Tyson, he tailormade a voice mail message just for you
- An odd sock (where the fuck did the other one go??)
- The knowledge I have your address and I have goggle street viewed it and then tell everyone in a humorous way about the slum you live
Entries close a week from now, I'm to lazy to look to the bottom right of my screen right now, you figure it out, pm me the date and I may edit my post with the details.
Good luck!
Trick question. Everything off of "10,000 GAYS".
I'm cheap. Lamination costs money.Not Tyson wrote:Pfffffffffffffffffffffft, not even one blank piece of A4 paper, laminated
Tyson, this is a new low for you... Trying to pass off that famous (and hilrious) bit as your own work... Dude, have some respect.Not Tyson wrote:A collection of toe nail clippings (please expect shipping delays, I'm kinda lazy)
Competition is now closed, and no one won!I really liked 10,000 Days. While the album seemed to disappoint some, personally I wasn’t. I don’t think it’s quite as solid as Lateralus and Aenema are, but it’s a great album and a worth inclusion in Tool‘s discography. When I first started putting my list together I had three entries from the album, and there quite easily could have been four.
Though Right In Two, Rosetta Stoned and Wings For Marie/10,000 Days did miss out, Jambi made the cut. When the band spoke about writing for the album, they often dropped Swedish metal band Meshuggah as an influence, and while the rest of the album didn’t really show that influence too much, Jambi certainly did to my ears. The chugging riffs and the polyrythmic drumming pretty much summed up my expectations for this album.
While vocally it’s not a challenging track for Maynard, lyrically I found it to be quite interesting. Deep in symbology, and seemingly pointing to his experiences as a father, they seemed to ring true with me.
And of course then there is the guitar solo. Taking advantage of a Heil Talk Box, Adam created one of his most unique solo proving that while he may not be a technical master of the guitar, he certainly is no slouch when it comes to adding texture and colour to his work.
I'm 2 from 2 with my predictions!! When do we see the full list, seeing as the competitions now over??hellboy wrote:I really liked 10,000 Days. While the album seemed to disappoint some, personally I wasn’t. I don’t think it’s quite as solid as Lateralus and Aenema are, but it’s a great album and a worth inclusion in Tool‘s discography. !
I'll post about once every 2 days, so in a couple of weeks time.Busty McCracken wrote:I'm 2 from 2 with my predictions!! When do we see the full list, seeing as the competitions now over??hellboy wrote:I really liked 10,000 Days. While the album seemed to disappoint some, personally I wasn’t. I don’t think it’s quite as solid as Lateralus and Aenema are, but it’s a great album and a worth inclusion in Tool‘s discography. !
If onlyhellboy wrote:I'll post about once every 2 days
hellboy wrote:Busty McCracken wrote:I'll post about once every 2 days, so in a couple of weeks time.hellboy wrote:
I'm 2 from 2 with my predictions!! When do we see the full list, seeing as the competitions now over??
Not Tyson wrote:If onlyhellboy wrote:I'll post about once every 2 days
you meant "swamp that one". song gives me a hard-on, can't take it out!Busty McCracken wrote:Haha, Swamp song... Might wanna swap that one bro
Could you BE more Tyson?!Not Tyson wrote:If onlyhellboy wrote:I'll post about once every 2 days