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Who should be the next moderator

Poll ended at Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:27 am

ziggy23
2
8%
Bill Hilly
3
12%
bob
4
15%
Busty McCracken
0
No votes
M0G
10
38%
earthrocker
1
4%
snazzlefrass
2
8%
Calfium Jay
0
No votes
Specter
0
No votes
children
4
15%
 
Total votes: 26

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New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by tys0n » Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:27 am

So I was speaking to Bob and Steve and we all agree that when the new album drops we will probably need a new moderator of this forum because lets be honest, Hellboy is spending far to much time in South East Asia these days (nothing suss) and the fact Kittaan spends most of his days either getting his colostomy bag emptied or yelling at skateboarders (or the wheely youth as he calls them). It's high time we had a crack team ready to implement all the rules that Hellboy has in place.

As such, I present a poll of likely candidates to become the next moderator, the winner obviously becoming the newest member of the extremely lacking as we speak moderation team and may God have mercy on your soul. If you didn't make the list please don't feel left out, Bob, Steve and myself spent hours nailing down the specifics and the fact is you wouldn't have gotten a vote against your name anyway.

Also potential moderators please use this thread to campaign as to why you should be a moderator and what your goals are for the future of this forum and it's members.
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by xZ1mM3r » Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:55 am

I'm hurt I didn't make the cut. Pssssh rigged.

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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by Ettan » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:02 am

xZ1mM3r wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:55 am
I'm hurt I didn't make the cut. Pssssh rigged.
I'm making my own list right now!! Can anyone make a seperate vote so users can vote which list they'd wish to vote on?

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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by Boldizar » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:17 am

As humbled as I am, I would unfortunately have to decline my unlikely win as I don't think I would have the time to be available and adequately perform my duties. Otherwise it would be neat. Best of luck to MOG ;) :lol: and Everyone else.
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Post by xZ1mM3r » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:21 am

We need to get this done and sorted before HB notices this uprising. Once we vote on the list we want to vote on the highest voting list will be the list we vote on in which the highest vote count will be awarded moderator.

Annnd BREAK!

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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by tys0n » Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:24 am

Bob and Steve assured me HB is on board, I wouldn't have posted this thread otherwise.

Also if you guys feel you should have been on this list, take it up with Bob & Steve, a lot of you were on my list but you know, democracy.
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by hellboy » Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:02 am

It's true, whoever wins this vote will be used as a moderator in the Nuclear Power Plant I'm building in SE Asia

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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by ms2r » Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:41 am

Tys0n... :/

Busty. If he wins he still owns us impressive breakdance moves.

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Post by ms2r » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:21 am

Tys0n... :/

Busty. If he wins he still owns us impressive breakdance moves.

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Post by Kittaan » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:41 am

Ziggy is the clear choice here.

Busty, while lovable, would change this to a Metallica forum.
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by snazzlefrass » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:55 am

Tys0n is a fair lad, I vote him.
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by Bill Hilly » Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:14 am

Free healthcare advice to all who vote for me.

*Edit - I'm still voting Bob.
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by xZ1mM3r » Thu Jul 25, 2019 12:01 pm

I will guarantee *more/less taxes, *free/paid healthcare, *more/less gun regulation, *illegal/legal abortions and *lower/higher minimum wage for all who write me in as their vote.

*Choose either option as it fits with you and makes you happier.

If im gone for the next few days just know I'm hitting the campaign trail hard. Shaking babies and kissing hands.

Zim2020

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Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:53 pm

Wait... this isn't a Metallica forum???

Well let's see. As first point of call, I would bring back immediately the boob thread. Reinstated permanently.

I would then have kittaan formally apologise ala Kevin Rudd style to Tyson for his heinous death threats made towards Tyson a few months back.

Mog would be made to have a sit down and clear the air with the Maynard but only after he had to read every single derogatory post he's ever made towards him.

No pants Tuesday's would become a thing. Basically everyone would need to not wear pants on Tuesdays.

I also feel this forum is lacking some really racist and sexist undertones. Basically I'd do all I could to ensure this was remedied urgently.

And Bobs friend Steve would be brought before us all to receive the justice he deserves for having brought our pal Bob down so many times over the years.

Also Uke and the pig will be brought back tobm the forum along with the cheese #whateverittakes

A wall will be built to keep the crazy redditors out also.

In summary. You're all a bunch of jerks. Vote Quimby
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by xZ1mM3r » Thu Jul 25, 2019 2:04 pm

I'll bring back ilikecheese


I'll take my mod now

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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Jul 25, 2019 2:09 pm

^ plagiarism right there folks. Do you really want a fraud moderating this here forum? Let alone someone with a name we can't even pronounce?? I think not.
#votequimby
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by xZ1mM3r » Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:05 pm

Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 2:09 pm
^ plagiarism right there folks. Do you really want a fraud moderating this here forum? Let alone someone with a name we can't even pronounce?? I think not.
#votequimby
You'll making valid points. I formally withdraw my bid and have endorsed Busty. But I have Bill as VP Mod

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Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:24 pm

No shady brown paper bags being handed out around here folks. Nope all above board
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by PimPle » Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:30 pm

Decisions, decisions. So many worthy candidates and so many differing world views... When does voting close?
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by tys0n » Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:42 pm

August 30th (year pending)
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by bob » Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:50 pm

Bill Hilly wrote:
Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:14 am
Free healthcare advice to all who vote for me.

*Edit - I'm still voting Bob.
good one! you can be my p/r guy or whatever they call it. write all my shit for me etc etc.

why doesnt stever have a spot to vote in ? i gotta tell him about this!

wth is going on around here? im not a leader by any means.

all indians no cheifs! .....kittaan for prez! :)


***Busty wasnt showing up for me for some reason ??? it is rigged! glad to see hes killing it! go Busty!

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Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:00 pm

Cheers brotha Bob.! The system is designed to keep true inspirational leaders like myself from ever taking power but we the people know what's up.
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Post by bob » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:05 pm

i dont know what that was. this browser im using acts up sometimes..i had a Disqus message appear then disappear then reappear on me yesterday so it could be that. weird as it sounds it really did.

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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by Bill Hilly » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:05 pm

Busty Yang. Sounds dirty.......and smells like freedom.
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Re: New Moderator needed, VOTE NOW

Post by basejumper » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:05 pm

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obviously a discriminatory poll. Not one single woman. Do I need to call in the hit squad to make this a more 'democratic' poll?
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However I am leaning towards a Busty vote only because he will Make Boobs Great Again!
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