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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:28 pm
by hellboy
blacksabbath wrote: You don't do edging around the shrubbery and weed and mulch?
From time to time.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:24 pm
by petemasterpete
LetsGoBruins wrote:Besides, there's too much money that they would leave on the table if they just stop
just judging from the recent past, they could probably survive on little more selling blankets and subpar anniversary re-releases for quite some time to come.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:29 pm
by Bill Hilly
LOL. Very true. Why are we even discussing how many albums they have left in the tank when they haven't released album # 5 yet?

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:11 am
by blacksabbath
hellboy wrote:
blacksabbath wrote: You don't do edging around the shrubbery and weed and mulch?
From time to time.
That's pretty good then. It's probably not too bad. But how is it that the half you mowed hadn't grown back yet?

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:20 am
by hellboy
blacksabbath wrote:
hellboy wrote:
blacksabbath wrote: You don't do edging around the shrubbery and weed and mulch?
From time to time.
That's pretty good then. It's probably not too bad. But how is it that the half you mowed hadn't grown back yet?
Well it has to some extent, but I only mowed it a week and a half ago.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:10 pm
by blacksabbath
By the time you get around to the other half, you'll have to mow the whole thing.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:20 pm
by hellboy
blacksabbath wrote:By the time you get around to the other half, you'll have to mow the whole thing.
You underestimate how fertile my land is.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:22 pm
by Krazy_blah
You should turn your lawn into a Mohawk, just like MJK's fake head.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:38 pm
by Calfium Jay
Can we stop discussing lawns for a moment and concentrate on the fact that this bunch of has-beens are yet to even step foot in a studio after almost six years of writing.

Thanks.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:47 pm
by Ravenpig
Yea cause we've never discussed that here.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:55 pm
by Krazy_blah
hellboy wrote:
blacksabbath wrote:By the time you get around to the other half, you'll have to mow the whole thing.
You underestimate how fertile my land is.
Are you implying you have a vagina?...

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:01 am
by hellboy
Calfium Jay wrote:Can we stop discussing lawns for a moment and concentrate on the fact that this bunch of has-beens are yet to even step foot in a studio after almost six years of writing.

Thanks.
What should we discuss? Complaining about the bands laziness has been done to death...

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:01 am
by hellboy
Calfium Jay wrote:Can we stop discussing lawns for a moment and concentrate on the fact that this bunch of has-beens are yet to even step foot in a studio after almost six years of writing.

Thanks.
What should we discuss? Complaining about the bands laziness has been done to death...

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:24 am
by Bill Hilly
Hellboy's fertile mangina.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:25 am
by petemasterpete
Bill Hilly wrote:Hellboy's fertile mangina.
I think Adam just posted a cryptic picture of it on instagram

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:50 am
by blacksabbath
hellboy wrote:
blacksabbath wrote:By the time you get around to the other half, you'll have to mow the whole thing.
You underestimate how fertile my land is.
Do you mean overestimate? The less fertile land makes things grow slower. I know because I built a hugelkultur at my last apartment. It was very fertile and everything grew fast and very lush. But I hate maintaining plants too. It always seems like a good idea at first then it's just a lot of work.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:24 am
by hellboy
Yep, I meant overestimate. My lawn is as patchy and slow growing as my hair.

Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 3:24 am
by blacksabbath
Sounds like you need astro turf. You just have to vacuum that stuff.

Re: Random Tool Social Media and Garden Gnomes thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:06 am
by Kittaan
blacksabbath wrote:Sounds like you need astro turf. You just have to vacuum that stuff.
Somebody did that on their lawn in my neighborhood and especially in a drought, it really fucking stands out. Personally, I think it's a bit tacky.

....Unless you're talking about AstroTurfing Hellboy's head, in which case I'm all for it. That would be very classy.

Random Tool Social Media and Garden Gnomes thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:08 am
by blacksabbath
No. He just needs you to oil his head while he sits in a lawn chair on his new astro turf. Do you live in Cali?

Re: Random Tool Social Media and Garden Gnomes thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 4:17 am
by hellboy
Actually I don't want lawn at all. I'm just too lazy to tear it up and replace it with rocks or something. Maybe in 10 years time...

Re: Random Tool Social Media and Garden Gnomes thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:37 am
by Pimple
I live on volcanic soil and the lawn grows 6 inches a week over summer, but I would take that over dealing with the weeds that pop up in rocky garden beds or around rock walls, or on the gravel drive.... I also have a John Deere ride on, that my boy uses so I don't have to mow at all....

Random Tool Social Media and Garden Gnomes thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:40 am
by blacksabbath
hellboy wrote:Actually I don't want lawn at all. I'm just too lazy to tear it up and replace it with rocks or something. Maybe in 10 years time...
I'll help you build a zen rock garden. Lotus can be the engineer.

Re: Random Tool Social Media and Garden Gnomes thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:45 am
by azbay
It's all about desert scaping, California might want to look into that or maybe some kind of desalination for the state since it's on the coast? I guessed anyhow by the time Hellboy gets to his there will be an Arizona bay and Maynard and I will have beach front property (radio active and polluted of course) but room for lo7us to put that zen garden

Re: Random Tool Social Media and Garden Gnomes thread

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:38 am
by lo7us
azbay wrote:It's all about desert scaping, California might want to look into that or maybe some kind of desalination for the state since it's on the coast? I guessed anyhow by the time Hellboy gets to his there will be an Arizona bay and Maynard and I will have beach front property (radio active and polluted of course) but room for lo7us to put that zen garden
I have my bug out bag ready, azbay!