Alright, dickstain, I'm listening to it.
Be ready for updates:
(Excited!)
E: Pure bliss. Boy, are we gonna get a bunch of x and listen to this whilst discussing how awesome my life is.*
E2: A little dark. I dig.
E3: L-LUSTMORD?
E4: A playground. Of fun! Can I stay here! This is beautiful. I feel safe . . .
E5: AAAAAAAAAPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEXXXXX TWINNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Love.
E6: Seriously. Aphex Twin. Hot. My nipples could cut glass right now.
E7: I feel like I should be able to fuck a chick to this. I mean, can I? Is that what's happening?
Pot. I need pot. That's the key, isn't it. It's weed.
E8: Whoops, maybe not. Maybe coke. Which I hate. . . . . . .
E9: . . .
E10: "You're the only one who can hold-" Whoops. Wrong song. Rain? Really?
E11: I don't mind a good build-up. Whe?
E12: Earthy, and cool. THIS IS MY THING.TRACK THREE, FOUR MINUTES IN. THIS IS MY SHIT.
E13: Holy shit.
E14: Sustained.
E15: One of the best things I've heard in my life. Downloading everything now.
E16: A build-up, I guess?
E17: This is criminally underrated. And "dubstep" exists???
E18: Gonna make sure everyone I know hears this. All three of them.
E19: DELERIUM. I love them!
E20: Now it's not DELERIUM.
E21: Pretty sounds! (More beer).
E22: Totally not DELERIUM. Anyone watching the visuals on this?
E23: I really hope that Richard D. James has heard this. 'Cause he'll either be bashful, or full of rage.
E24: I just . . . went somewhere.
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E25: JAM TIME! Kidding. Baddass bass, though.
E26: Yawn. LOL. This is EXACTLY what MBV were going for with their visuals.
Oh, man. Idiots.
E27: We have to go deeper. 4:15am, and I have to piss and smoke. PAUSE.
E28: BACK. Hmmm. Sedated. Nice. Say what you want about BECKS beer, but it's fucking tasty.
E29: Kind of feel depressed, but in a good way. I'm a sucker for acoustic guitar at any level.
E30: Beautiful. Perfect. Should've been on the sequel to "PRIMER". (NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Yeah, I watched it. Couldn't cry. Too beautiful. "We are one" etc etc ad nauseum)
E31: I wants a glitch now.
E32: Sounds Asian. I dig. On the down bass, you know.
E33: WE HAS A GLITCH.
E34: I'm home.
E35: Holy fuck almighty.
E36: Then it just broke from beats to beauty. Whoa. Nice. Very pretty. Oh, and back to the original piece. Wait, that was nearly fifteen minutes?! That flew.
E38: I've actually been looking for something very "futuristic" for a while, but my shitty Google skills haven't served me well. Very, um, well, APHEX TWINish. Which is good.
E39: Now trying for something, ah, "pretty".
E40: Weird song name choice. To think that the Antikythera Mechanism would be the ONLY thing with cogs, teeth, etc, from a by-gone era, is a little myopic. Hmmm . . .
E41: . . . mmmmm. OOOOOH, I GET IT. Yeah. The sounds are the cogs kabdlbelbfuebfljbcmsdbkls. Exactly.
E42: By far, the most interesting track on the album. This is fucking great. Actually, it's got everything - acoustic guitar, a bit of glitch, and a lovely flow. Great.
E43: A sense of urgency, as well.
E44: HOLY FUCKING MOTHER MARY.
E45: What just happened?
E46: Fucking hell. This is fantastic. What a bold, loving, gesture - in terms of creative endeavor. A fluid, sure, unpretentious piece.
E47: Last track. Muddy piano. That's my thing. NIN's done it a few times. It works well. Gotta sound like you're hearing it through a wool blanket. Lovely.
E48: Very confident. It's hard to do the last track on a sustained piece like this. It's not necessarily brave, but it's very assured of itself.
E49: I get the impression that this was what it was going for. Still doesn't hit the spot, for me personally, as much as the rest of the work. Maybe I just have a hardcore anti-children agenda. Meh.
E50: Still, an excellent closer to one of the most confident, brash, and RIGHT albums I've ever heard. Absolutely wonderful. My only problem is that I'm way to impatient - so my editing would cut this to shit.
9/10
In this genre, up there with THIEVERY CORPORATION and the very best parts of APHEX TWIN - yet on a completely different wavelength.
* Rather than edit every time I want to make a comment, I'll just go ahead and put a number next to it, as the album goes.
I'm drunk. Fuck you.
** Poetic, I'm drunk, I don't know. I remember I was happy and sad at the same time. Bangin'.