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Awesome, fishing! Hopefully this means more fish posters.
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MOG wrote:
petemasterpete wrote:
petemasterpete wrote:
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Fuck Tool

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Eat a Dick

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Steal new Rosetta album somewhere other than here
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MOG wrote:These KIDS should write the new Tool album. Reckon it wouldn't take em 8 years to complete.
Heck, I could give a "New Tool Album" assignment to the autistic kids at the local recreation centre and it wouldn't take them 8 fucking years....

"But......we're living our lives you see. Adam's taken up painting and Justin's growing a beard. That's why it's taking so long. You see......our "lives" are getting in the way."

Fucken lazy assed rich bastards. How long does it take to write a dozen or so riffs? Is recording an album SO mentally and physically challenging that you need to take 3 Alaskan fishing trips, about 9 Hawaiian surfing safaris, 4 Mexican fiestas and 5 or 6 UFO sight seeing tours in Arizona in between??! Is it really that hard? Is it THAT mentally draining?!?! Hey guys, did you know there are surgeons who perform life saving surgery every FUCKING DAY OF THEIR LIVES??!?! That's right...they stop people from DYING. EVERY DAY!!

You guys are writing some riffs and drum patterns.

Comparisons please.
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Calfium Jay wrote:Hey guys, did you know there are surgeons who perform life saving surgery every FUCKING DAY OF THEIR LIVES??!?! That's right...they stop people from DYING. EVERY DAY!!
Please don't compare what Tool does to some simpleton surgeons.

Art has saved way more lives then medicine ever could.
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lol at you guys acting like you wouldn't take a whole bunch of holidays if you had millions in the bank...
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All I'd need it $10 mill and I'd live off the interest making sure to reinvest to keep up with the CPI and would never work another day in my life.
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Not Tyson wrote:All I'd need it $10 mill and I'd live off the interest making sure to reinvest to keep up with the CPI and would never work another day in my life.
Nah, you would blow it on wine and male "escorts". It would be gone inside of 6 months.
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That doesn't sound like blowing it.
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hellboy wrote:lol at you guys acting like you wouldn't take a whole bunch of holidays if you had millions in the bank...
Sure I would. Doesn't mean I would duck out on my commitments and responsibilities. First of all if I was talented enough to be a professional musician I would be making music all the time because I fucking love making music. Furthermore, if I happened to be in a band I sure as shit wouldn't treat my fans like shit and lie about everything all the time. If I say I am going to do something I do it. And if for some reason I couldn't make good on my word I would be clear about what happened and where I was in the process. I would have enough respect for the people that made me rich not to string them along with bullshit smoke and mirrors. I am sick of the apologist drivel when it comes to Tool. I cannot think of another band off the top of my head that pulls that kind of bullshit they do on a regular basis and still maintains a rabid fanbase.

Tool is a lazy band that at some point bought into their own delusional bullshit. Their best days are long behind them and I suspect after what will be 8 (maybe?) years between albums the end result will be little more than a 10,000 Days part two level album. Far from the MASTERPIECE our resident internet superhero / wannabee art critic seems to think it will be.

Complacency cripples the creative process.
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@ Mog - you could save everyone a lot of time by coming up with a simple mnemonic to express your frustration with Tool's behavior in this situation.

Instead of these multiple long and rambling rants, how about a simple one or two line phrase? Something you could whip out when some foolish TTF waxes optimistic, or just to update your sig.

Here are some examples: http://www.fun-with-words.com/mnem_example.html

Knock yourself out. I look forward to seeing what you come up with. If I wasn't exceedingly lazy, I would give it a shot myself.
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Kittaan wrote:@ Mog - you could save everyone a lot of time by coming up with a simple mnemonic to express your frustration with Tool's behavior in this situation.

Instead of these multiple long and rambling rants, how about a simple one or two line phrase? Something you could whip out when some foolish TTF waxes optimistic, or just to update your sig.

Here are some examples: http://www.fun-with-words.com/mnem_example.html

Knock yourself out. I look forward to seeing what you come up with. If I wasn't exceedingly lazy, I would give it a shot myself.
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MOG wrote:
hellboy wrote:lol at you guys acting like you wouldn't take a whole bunch of holidays if you had millions in the bank...
Sure I would. Doesn't mean I would duck out on my commitments and responsibilities. First of all if I was talented enough to be a professional musician I would be making music all the time because I fucking love making music. Furthermore, if I happened to be in a band I sure as shit wouldn't treat my fans like shit and lie about everything all the time. If I say I am going to do something I do it. And if for some reason I couldn't make good on my word I would be clear about what happened and where I was in the process. I would have enough respect for the people that made me rich not to string them along with bullshit smoke and mirrors. I am sick of the apologist drivel when it comes to Tool. I cannot think of another band off the top of my head that pulls that kind of bullshit they do on a regular basis and still maintains a rabid fanbase.

Tool is a lazy band that at some point bought into their own delusional bullshit. Their best days are long behind them and I suspect after what will be 8 (maybe?) years between albums the end result will be little more than a 10,000 Days part two level album. Far from the MASTERPIECE our resident internet superhero / wannabee art critic seems to think it will be.

Complacency cripples the creative process.
I don't think you have any idea what the creative process is... You wouldn't be complaining if you did...
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children wrote: I jerk off to pictures of Maynard
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Maynard is fucking sexy. What are you, homophobic?
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children wrote:I want to eat Maynard's asshole with Ranch Dressing and Maple Syrup
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MOG wrote:Gosh, i really miss high school. Those were the best days of my life. I will forever hold the mentality of a frustrated teenager.
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children wrote:
MOG wrote:Gosh, i really miss high school. Those were the best days of my life. I will forever hold the mentality of a frustrated teenager.
^ Aw look, somebody just finally learned how to edit a quote ^

Your favorite band sucks
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children wrote:Maynard is fucking sexy. What are you, homophobic?
You know what cracks me up? This fucker has an entire forum to wax poetic about his love for Tool yet he is COMPELLED to wander into The Grudge and defend his verrry favoriteeee band. Did anyone read his bullshit 10,000 Days puzzle post? Fuck the members of Tool have all said people read wayyyyy to much into their songs. Motherfuckers looking for the meaning of life in a rock song. Typical Tool Fans

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MOG wrote:
Tool is a lazy band that at some point bought into their own delusional bullshit. Their best days are long behind them and I suspect after what will be 8 (maybe?) years between albums the end result will be little more than a 10,000 Days part two level album. Far from the MASTERPIECE our resident internet superhero / wannabee art critic seems to think it will be.

Complacency cripples the creative process.
10,000 days part 2 because all of their records sound exactly the same... they never changed or got better. yep.
choose to spiral out... or shut the fuck up
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and your point about them not making music is ridiculous. they've been making music in other projects constantly. you're teenage angst and sense of entitlement is a little misguided.
choose to spiral out... or shut the fuck up
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inspiration_tactic wrote:
MOG wrote:
Tool is a lazy band that at some point bought into their own delusional bullshit. Their best days are long behind them and I suspect after what will be 8 (maybe?) years between albums the end result will be little more than a 10,000 Days part two level album. Far from the MASTERPIECE our resident internet superhero / wannabee art critic seems to think it will be.

Complacency cripples the creative process.
10,000 days part 2 because all of their records sound exactly the same... they never changed or got better. yep.
Better? Nope. Aenima and Lateralus are far superior to 10,000 Days.
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inspiration_tactic wrote:and your point about them not making music is ridiculous. they've been making music in other projects constantly. you're teenage angst and sense of entitlement is a little misguided.
Your delusional devotion to a band that lacks professionalism and treats it's fanbase like shit is borderline absurd. Good day.
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different strokes... so that's your rationalization for the next album sounding like 10,000 days?
choose to spiral out... or shut the fuck up
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one thing is certain... that no matter how great the next album is, you'll refuse to like it.
choose to spiral out... or shut the fuck up
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MOG wrote:
inspiration_tactic wrote:and your point about them not making music is ridiculous. they've been making music in other projects constantly. you're teenage angst and sense of entitlement is a little misguided.
Your delusional devotion to a band that lacks professionalism and treats it's fanbase like shit is borderline absurd. Good day.
the seven tool shows ive been to have been some of the best nights of my life... they don't treat me like shit. im sorry you feel like you get treated like shit by such an amazing band... seriously, man.... that sucks for you.
choose to spiral out... or shut the fuck up
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