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The Boss wrote:I don't know, is it THAT unlikely we'll see a new album this year?
If it's already recorded I have no doubt it'll be out this year. I'm skeptical that they've recorded the album personally, but happy to be proven wrong.
Wouldn't we have had news of someone spying them going to studios and whatnot?

I feel like this has been discussed before.
There were a couple of studio type shots that I think Adam posted on Instagram late last year. At the time I suspected they had something to do with another project Tool may be working on,but if the report is accurate then it could be that they recorded the album then very quietly.
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Didn't you say it was almost impossible for a band of Tool's size to record an album in complete secrecy?
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Specifically this photo from July:

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Didn't you say it was almost impossible for a band of Tool's size to record an album in complete secrecy?
Not sure if I said impossible, but I reckon it would be highly unlikely.
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Bill Hilly wrote:Didn't you say it was almost impossible for a band of Tool's size to record an album in complete secrecy?
Yeah, that's right. That's almost a direct quote.

Then again, I guess anything is possible.
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What I can hear Adam saying to a fan at this stage is : "The writing is 100% complete. We will be recording later this year. I will lie to your ugly face and not give one fuck." That's better.
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Bill Hilly wrote:What I can hear Adam saying to a fan at this stage is : "The writing is 100% complete. We will be recording later this year. I will lie to your ugly face and not give one fuck." That's better.
Personally I think writing being 100% complete is a little more realistic.
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Bill Hilly wrote:What I can hear Adam saying to a fan at this stage is : "The writing is 100% complete. We will be recording later this year. I will lie to your ugly face and not give one fuck." That's better.
Personally I think writing being 100% complete is a little more realistic.
Maybe the music. I doubt The 'Nard has fully tapped into his daddy issues again.
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Ok so this news made me lift my temporary hiatus. ( though I did say I'd pop in)

Since no one has mentioned it yet, someone on the front page post said he was there and that Adam said it in an obviously joking way. It was a joke.
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Dick move. This new album is serious business. No jokes allowed.
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Ravenpig wrote:Ok so this news made me lift my temporary hiatus. ( though I did say I'd pop in)

Since no one has mentioned it yet, someone on the front page post said he was there and that Adam said it in an obviously joking way. It was a joke.
Only Adam Fuckface Jones would make a joke like that.
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Ravenpig wrote:Ok so this news made me lift my temporary hiatus. ( though I did say I'd pop in)

Since no one has mentioned it yet, someone on the front page post said he was there and that Adam said it in an obviously joking way. It was a joke.
Only Adam Fuckface Jones would make a joke like that.
...and he's probably laughing his ass off that this made news. In his defense, I was laughing my ass off when I saw it AS news.
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dickleiper wrote:Not convinced. I think his answer to album progress at spokane VIP was "we are working diligently" whats changed in two days?
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Until we get some real evidence I'm taking this with a huge grain of salt.
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The band or the movie character?

Cause we all know you can't fight the seether.
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The report is bs. At the QA Adam made a few remarks about the impatient fans and the new album. At one point he said the album was done and it would be released tomorrow. At face value I suppose you could print that as 'confirmation' but being there you could tell by the way he said it that he was kidding.
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Thanks for confirming. What remarks did he make about impatient fans? Sounds like the new album questions might turn into a touchy subject for him as the VIP Q&A continues.
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Bill Hilly wrote:Thanks for confirming. What remarks did he make about impatient fans? Sounds like the new album questions might turn into a touchy subject for him as the VIP Q&A continues.
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the fan who reported it was probably retarded...or Russian.
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tantobourne wrote:The report is bs. At the QA Adam made a few remarks about the impatient fans and the new album. At one point he said the album was done and it would be released tomorrow. At face value I suppose you could print that as 'confirmation' but being there you could tell by the way he said it that he was kidding.
Impatient? bwahahahahahahahaahahahaha.................It's been 8 fucking years!

Anyway this shit made front page on Reddit. Front page. I hate Tool. I hate Tool fans. Wow.
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hellboy wrote:Specifically this photo from July:

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Didn't you say it was almost impossible for a band of Tool's size to record an album in complete secrecy?
Not sure if I said impossible, but I reckon it would be highly unlikely.
That's from the Loft though. I highly doubt, given their recording history, that they'd record there. Also, the hashtag indicates they were probably just demoing. But who knows.

If anything, I'd imagine at most he said the writing is "100% done" and they're hoping to record it this year. Spring 2015 release.

edit: Finished thread and see that someone already sussed this out.
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M0G wrote:
tantobourne wrote:The report is bs. At the QA Adam made a few remarks about the impatient fans and the new album. At one point he said the album was done and it would be released tomorrow. At face value I suppose you could print that as 'confirmation' but being there you could tell by the way he said it that he was kidding.
Impatient? bwahahahahahahahaahahahaha.................It's been 8 fucking years!

Anyway this shit made front page on Reddit. Front page. I hate Tool. I hate Tool fans. Wow.

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I'll never go that route if only because I know what my reaction will be when it's inevitably released, and I wouldn't want to have the backlog of cynicism making me look like a hypocrite. Haha. (Love ya, Mog, no offense)
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@BK - LOL I don't think you have anything to worry about. You are a far better person than I am.

@Joey - None taken. I hate Tool. You don't. Funny thing is the fucks that think I will be buying the album when it is released. Fucking album could reach Mozart heights and I wouldn't buy it. I hate Tool. I hate everything they are about. I hate everything they have become. I have no doubt you will be rocking out to the new album when it comes out in 2016 ;)
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tantobourne wrote:The report is bs. At the QA Adam made a few remarks about the impatient fans and the new album. At one point he said the album was done and it would be released tomorrow. At face value I suppose you could print that as 'confirmation' but being there you could tell by the way he said it that he was kidding.
Impatient fans? Get fucked Chewbacca! Now my least favorite member of this has been of a band with his fuckin' gay ass fish posters.
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