Random Tool Social Media thread
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Oh.
Proper noun 'one direction.'
I never would have asked if I had...never mind...
This day has just been awful.
Proper noun 'one direction.'
I never would have asked if I had...never mind...
This day has just been awful.
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Apparently you all got it right on the nose with this One Direction thing. Blair just practically admitted it.
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Nah, I'm pretty sure he's confirming this:
Not One Direction.UndKeineZwEier wrote:The next album is going to be a concept album about monkeys and onions?
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I'm pretty sure the onions-themed album is all but locked in. And you guys thought Wings/10K Days was a tear jerker!
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That's great to hear. I'm trying my very hardest to be as positive as possible, and I'm sleeping a bit better.joeypants wrote:No worries, I knew you didn't mean anything serious or harsh. I've been making a real effort since my last life-altering event in January (just a break up, nothing bad, it's pretty goddamned great now actually) to stop letting things get to me and to just be as positive as I can in all aspects of life. Funny how well that works when you put it into practice.The Boss wrote:Happy Friday to you too, mate.
Anyone else would've launched into a Grade H hissy fit after my comment. Good on you for taking the high road.
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What the fuck does that have to do with onions?
Please stay on topic.
Please stay on topic.
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What is the deal with blairs last post?
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Apparently someone in the comment section guessed whatever they were hinting at right? Anyone wanna check? Don't have a faceyspacey anymore.
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DOTPOTA = Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes
And as discussed earlier in the thread it's confirming my suggestion that the next Tool album is going to be about onions and monkey.
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And as discussed earlier in the thread it's confirming my suggestion that the next Tool album is going to be about onions and monkey.
KUDLSDBL
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I cook a big breakfast first thing in the morning. I find frying onions to not be such a great idea. Sure, they go well with the eggs and mushrooms, but they tend to give me a bit of heartburn if I forget my usual teaspoon of baking soda before work.
Read into that what you want.
Read into that what you want.
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God, what a loser...Ravenpig wrote:Apparently someone in the comment section guessed whatever they were hinting at right? Anyone wanna check? Don't have a faceyspacey anymore.
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No, I only typed it. Phew.
*Wipes sweat from brow
That could've been awkward.
*Wipes sweat from brow
That could've been awkward.
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Indeed you do.Ravenpig wrote:I resemble that remark!
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I've never had a FB either. Can anyone clarify?Ravenpig wrote:Apparently someone in the comment section guessed whatever they were hinting at right? Anyone wanna check? Don't have a faceyspacey anymore.
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So I'm going to dive into Facebook and see if I can find that post.
If I don't make it back...
...tell my wife...
...her ass is glumpy and her mom gives better head.
But don't tell her that I said that.
If I don't make it back...
...tell my wife...
...her ass is glumpy and her mom gives better head.
But don't tell her that I said that.
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You're married?
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Alright I'm back. The first comment is a snide comment about how there's probably a secret message in that post. I think Blair's referring to.
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