even like 80's metal heads give them props. they all love Danny, that's for sure lol.The Boss wrote:Good point. I don't think I've ever met a person who has gone, "TOOL? OH, FUCK ME IN THE DICK. THEY SUCK SO HARD. WHAT ABSOLUTE POSERS. I ALSO HEAR ADAM CLONES' ASS SMELLS LIKE SHIT. HUUUURP M' DUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR."N.Y.H.C. wrote:I've never met a non-Tool fan. just people who have never heard them before. like, honestly.
Never happened. Even my weak-ass lady-friends over the years have appreciated them - the fucking American one loved APC.
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Think about it: They've never been dicks.N.Y.H.C. wrote:even like 80's metal heads give them props. they all love Danny, that's for sure lol.The Boss wrote:Good point. I don't think I've ever met a person who has gone, "TOOL? OH, FUCK ME IN THE DICK. THEY SUCK SO HARD. WHAT ABSOLUTE POSERS. I ALSO HEAR ADAM CLONES' ASS SMELLS LIKE SHIT. HUUUURP M' DUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR."N.Y.H.C. wrote:I've never met a non-Tool fan. just people who have never heard them before. like, honestly.
Never happened. Even my weak-ass lady-friends over the years have appreciated them - the fucking American one loved APC.
pwnt.
They've never said or done anything that would make eyes roll (fucking METALLICA, I'm looking at you). The only thing they do that makes people upset is weird little cash grabs, and NOT RELEASE NEW MATERIAL.
The latter is a sign of a fairly excellent fucking band, in my experience.
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At least Metallica puts out live vids from EVERY single show they do. They also put out EVERY show they do in its entirety straight from the soundboard for like 0.99 a song. Genius
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when they finally release a new LP, 30 seconds into the first song I'm probably going to get a little emotional. it's sad that two of the biggest Tool fans I've ever known will never get to hear it.
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Really sorry to hear that, man.N.Y.H.C. wrote:when they finally release a new LP, 30 seconds into the first song I'm probably going to get a little emotional. it's sad that two of the biggest Tool fans I've ever known will never get to hear it.
I'll probably get emotional too, since it's bound to be incredible, and we've waited so long.
But that comment will never be repeated or referred to outside of this time and space right now.
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fuck...N.Y.H.C. wrote:it's sad that two of the biggest Tool fans I've ever known will never get to hear it.
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I hear you mate, I will be in a similar situation...N.Y.H.C. wrote: it's sad that two of the biggest Tool fans I've ever known will never get to hear it.
As far as non TOOL fans my wife came home after driving my car and said I really like that Tool song that was playing.... Turned out to be Stinkfist, and I said you know what he is singing about... She said not really but it sounded cool... I just laughed...
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I never took that song quasi-literally. I did lose my virginity to it, though, which gives it an added flavour whenever I hear it.PimPle wrote:I hear you mate, I will be in a similar situation...N.Y.H.C. wrote: it's sad that two of the biggest Tool fans I've ever known will never get to hear it.
As far as non TOOL fans my wife came home after driving my car and said I really like that Tool song that was playing.... Turned out to be Stinkfist, and I said you know what he is singing about... She said not really but it sounded cool... I just laughed...
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Neither have I, but my wife is unlikely to dig past the surface, which is why it amused me so much when I went through the lyrics with her....The Boss wrote: I never took that song quasi-literally
Actually I think I miss read what you wrote.....
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I still remember the moment I put on Vicarious for the first time on, 1 minute later my wife yells (from upstairs) : "Turn that friggin noise down!".
Scared as heck I immediate did.
Then she came down laughing.... ha ha ha...
She did go to a TooL show in 2006 with me.
Scared as heck I immediate did.
Then she came down laughing.... ha ha ha...
She did go to a TooL show in 2006 with me.
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That must be a hard fuck song, right?The Boss wrote:I did lose my virginity to it, though
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Oh, I like you.PimPle wrote:Neither have I, but my wife is unlikely to dig past the surface, which is why it amused me so much when I went through the lyrics with her....The Boss wrote: I never took that song quasi-literally
Actually I think I miss read what you wrote.....
Ha ha!
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I didn't come.Ettan wrote:That must be a hard fuck song, right?The Boss wrote:I did lose my virginity to it, though
Didn't until my fourth different partner.
*shrugs*
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My girl usually gives me the polite "Would you like to wear these wicked-sick headphones you bought for me to listen to your "cool" music?"ms2r wrote:I still remember the moment I put on Vicarious for the first time on, 1 minute later my wife yells (from upstairs) : "Turn that friggin noise down!".
Scared as heck I immediate did.
Then she came down laughing.... ha ha ha...
She did go to a TooL show in 2006 with me.
Then I usually go, "Yes, please."
Trade?
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*Internet hug*The Boss wrote:I didn't come.Ettan wrote:That must be a hard fuck song, right?The Boss wrote:I did lose my virginity to it, though
Didn't until my fourth different partner.
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And she was my first true love. No joke. The adoration I had for that woman was astounding. Went to America and everything to meet her parents, ask for her hand in marriage.Ettan wrote:
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, to be young again.
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...I got the sennheiser headpones a year later for my birthday...The Boss wrote:My girl usually gives me the polite "Would you like to wear these wicked-sick headphones you bought for me to listen to your "cool" music?"ms2r wrote:I still remember the moment I put on Vicarious for the first time on, 1 minute later my wife yells (from upstairs) : "Turn that friggin noise down!".
Scared as heck I immediate did.
Then she came down laughing.... ha ha ha...
She did go to a TooL show in 2006 with me.
Then I usually go, "Yes, please."
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"Turn that fuckin' hesher music off, fag!"
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I still remember my initial reaction when a (Tool fan) buddy played me Aenima for the first time back in 1997:
"HA!! Yeah, trying a bit hard aren't they?? I dunno...it's as if they can't decide if they want to be Rollins Band or King Crimson. What else have you got?"
"HA!! Yeah, trying a bit hard aren't they?? I dunno...it's as if they can't decide if they want to be Rollins Band or King Crimson. What else have you got?"
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How bad did you punch him in the throat?Calfium Jay wrote:I still remember my initial reaction when a (Tool fan) buddy played me Aenima for the first time back in 1997:
"HA!! Yeah, trying a bit hard aren't they?? I dunno...it's as if they can't decide if they want to be Rollins Band or King Crimson. What else have you got?"
Pretty bad?
Atta boi.
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At the time I was listening to a lot of Merzbow.
A LOT of Merzbow.
<wink wink>
A LOT of Merzbow.
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Sounds like the time I listened to nothing but BORIS for about two months.Calfium Jay wrote:At the time I was listening to a lot of Merzbow.
A LOT of Merzbow.
<wink wink>
I thought I was in a zone of edginess and coolness. Turns out all I really wanted was to get laid.
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What else did he have and don't fucking lie and if you cannot answer honestly say so andCalfium Jay wrote:I still remember my initial reaction when a (Tool fan) buddy played me Aenima for the first time back in 1997:
"HA!! Yeah, trying a bit hard aren't they?? I dunno...it's as if they can't decide if they want to be Rollins Band or King Crimson. What else have you got?"
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