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hellboy wrote:Well there's a pic of the "lenticular keychains" referred to in the recent letter, posted recently I believe tucked away in the TA photo album:

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So, does this mean we'll finally be getting a Salival II type deal - being produced by Joe Baressi??

Does it???
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JOE stands for Jerk Off Extended.
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Calfium Jay wrote: So, does this mean we'll finally be getting a Salival II type deal - being produced by Joe Baressi??

Does it???
That'd be the obvious guess. Doesn't sound very "curveball" though, unless that's a reference to something else.
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Yea, those are analog tape cases. Looks like it could be either a Salival type release or remastering of Undertow or Aenima. Aenima hasn't been readily available on vinyl in a while, so that would make sense.
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It's something they'll release in time for the holiday season. Shut up and take my money!
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First BMB was going to be paid $15/hr...then he stated he was getting $12/hr then finally $10/hr

And he also said he had a chocolate chip cookie..then later a raisin...

Get your shit straight

Just also wanna say i think its sad maymay is already whoring his 2 week old kid out in puscifer clothing. Sad.

Any yeah Salival II....ummm....

But yeah being in a shitty mood right now and feeling like I need to shit on things I am going to say that management was just cleaning house.

Also why not just hire some workers to move this shit for $8/hr? Why hire BMB to move some stuff? BMB doesn't look like he has seen a hard days work in sometime.
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you're taking Blair literally at his word?
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Yeah I'm pretty sure he's just making shit up.
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My wife also dresses my daughter in clothes she makes and sells. Does this mean we're also whoring her out?
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hellboy wrote:My wife also dresses my daughter in clothes she makes and sells. Does this mean we're also whoring her out?
agreed, my kids and I all wear tees and other shit that I've designed .... sometimes we even match on purpose ... we are such whores
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I'm dialing social services...
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hellboy wrote:My wife also dresses my daughter in clothes she makes and sells. Does this mean we're also whoring her out?
No. Not starting an argument or getting baited into one. No need for puscifer clothing on a child that is days old and plastered all over social media.
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I cant imagine Maynard thought for a second "I'd better post a pic of my baby in a Puscifer top - we'll make tens of dollars".
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What does a filet mignon have to do with TOOL?
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Everything.

That's the key.
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Lol tens of dollars.... Obviously a cash grab.
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I knew there was something fishy about this whole "Maynard has a kid" thing. It's just a fucking marketing scheme! Well you know what I say to that? He can take those fucking onesies, shove them in an envelope, put the proper amount of postage on it, and mail them to my address. That's what he can fucking do.
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How much are those onesies going for anyway?
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$18.00
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Ha, I wish I could get a filet mignon for that price!
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You'd be able to if you were a member of the Filet Mignomanati.
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BlackHole83 wrote:Ha, I wish I could get a filet mignon for that price!
Where the heck are you shopping if your eye fillets are $80 a kilo?
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Hooker Without a Penis?...

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Wonder if AJ will be performing at this years WWE Summerslam as it is being held in the Staples Center in LA again. He will def be there.
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