It won't be long nowSpecter wrote:Message from Tool:
"Do you know what the monkey said when it got its tail chopped off?"
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Eh. Still being judged by their physical looks. Sounds like you're "white knighting"joeypants wrote:Well that depends on what you mean by "praise," I suppose. But yeah, let's not pretend like negative comments are not worse than positive ones. It's why they're "negative." Praising someone's appearance is a hell of a lot more pleasant and welcome, usually, than ridiculing it. If you do it at least somewhat tastefully.Ravenpig wrote:Just curious, if May Jay's wife, Danny's, (don't know their names) and Korin had been nothing but praised on their physical appearance, would your reaction be the same?
Hey! Denty!
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Yeah, but just because you're never going to be held accountable, doesn't mean you should do it. Perhaps the days of self respect and integrity are gone.basejumper wrote:Which is something that would probably never be tested, so people will say whatever they want anyways.hellboy wrote: If you wouldn't say it in real life, don't say it on the internet.
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8 problematic points, jumper.basejumper wrote:It won't be long nowSpecter wrote:Message from Tool:
"Do you know what the monkey said when it got its tail chopped off?"
Dancing on the roof of some cartoon showroom
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obviously I understand that troll hunter, I'm saying most 20 year old parents are dumb as fuck and start naming the kid during the first trimester instead of figuring out a way to provide. it's not a pet, or a hobby.not tyson wrote:Medical studies show that having kids in your 20's is healthiest for the child, but who cares about that?N.Y.H.C. wrote:I feel like you should wait at least until 30, right? 22 year olds having kids is usually a pretty bad idea..markuspoop wrote:A woman in her 30's, having a kid, is super old and no spring chicken? Lol.
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
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And it's not like the world is going to drastically alter its provided course; unless some course of action is taken in a drastic way.
God forbid we all shake the hands next to us.
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God forbid we all shake the hands next to us.
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Dancing on the roof of some cartoon showroom
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I don't believe so, at least not with all of us. I try very hard to ensure that what I say online is respectful (sometimes the coopers impairs my ability). Even on here as a newbie when comments to me have sounded harsh I have made a concerted effort to refrain from engaging in a keyboard based verbal war of sorts...hellboy wrote: Perhaps the days of self respect and integrity are gone.
Be good to each other.
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Is this real or did you make it up?Specter wrote:Message from Tool:
"Do you know what the monkey said when it got its tail chopped off?"
"That's what you get when you argue with children..." -Tyson
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It's real(ly) made up.
This much, I know is tru(ly) false.
This much, I know is tru(ly) false.
Dancing on the roof of some cartoon showroom
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Specter is a funn(y) mother fucker. I'd try to stay on topic, but looks like the last 5 or so pages have gone to shit. As usual, thanks to Tyson.
"I'm kind of a big dill." - Schlong Burgundy
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All I did was call someone mega old ahahahahahahaha
One simple comment, miles and miles of butthurt
One simple comment, miles and miles of butthurt
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What butthurt? Sounds like another troll post. I might start celebrating the Xmas banning season early this year...
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You're kinda fucking retarded, you know that right?hellboy wrote:What butthurt?
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Before I'm banned, i've told plenty of women they are mega old, as it's a joke, much like this fucking forum and it's members.Naattik wrote:No, he's right. But it's the same pretty much anywhere you go on the interwebs. 90% of the shit people say behind their keyboards they wouldn't have the cojones to say to someone's face.Ravenpig wrote:Tyson made a Tyson remark and I think HB's remark came off harsher than he meant.joeypants wrote:Holy shit this forum is at its absolute worst when band members significant others come up.
Two people does not a forum make.
Before I post, I do actually try to consider that. I'm not always successful.
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says they guy with 5400+ postsnot tyson wrote:
Before I'm banned, i've told plenty of women they are mega old, as it's a joke, much like this fucking forum and it's members.
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You know he can "stop any time he wants" right?!?!
Am I right?
Must have been a hell of a weekend for the poor guy...
Am I right?
Must have been a hell of a weekend for the poor guy...
'It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing every day. And that time is now'
Actual quote from Kamala Harris
Actual quote from Kamala Harris
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enough with the bickering, here's a video of a stripper stripping to parabol/a [BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]
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Bravo to Ravenpig for the insightful guess, so now then give us insight when will the album be out
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Also, bravo to Ettan.
"I'm kind of a big dill." - Schlong Burgundy
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i once saw a porn and they had Tool playing in the background. It was awkward haha...Ettan wrote:enough with the bickering, here's a video of a stripper stripping to parabol/a [BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]
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I remember seeing some porn and at some point on the walls in the background you could see a bunch of Tool tour posters. While the woman was being pleasured I remember thinking "Hey, I have that poster too."
I like to poop naked.