Sounds about right coz I feel like this entire thread is a load of shit. As MJ said it is an unrequired response as far as I'm concerned, only when legitimate accusations are made should a legitimate response be required. But I'm glad so many of you all feel better about it .... now.Danny wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:23 pmIt seems to be an alt-right website , i don’t know if the recommendation was a joke or not coz we’re having a discussion here while that website is load of sh*t.
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No it's about how the psychic mind vampires are battling the 5th dimensional black hatted pedophiles who want to take over the world and turn the frogs gay.
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Phone off, my ass. The dude lives on Twitter. I believe him about the accusation though. I can't see him meeting fans of his bands, even if it is for sex.
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Some of you wanted it to be true.....Admit it.
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tys0n wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:07 pmNo it's about how the psychic mind vampires are battling the 5th dimensional black hatted pedophiles who want to take over the world and turn the frogs gay.
Those crazy psychic vampire monsters ... always up to no good.
In light of Maynards declaration, I see it as only fitting that I come out and admit that Tyson and I didn't actually ever go to school together. Truth be told I didn't even ever own a Tonka truck. If I had known at the time that an allegation of this nature made against someone under a pretend name on an internet site could cause such damage I never would have done so. I apologise profusely to Tyson and his family.
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I'm surprised how some people have taken the news that Maynard in the past has fucked groupies, buncha puritan fucks imo
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Probably just upset that it wasn't them that he fucked I imagine.
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Yeah, now that he's responded it's all over the place. Which doesn't really surprise me.
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If this is true then I sense that the current political/social climate is in for some tough times ahead. It'll get worse long before it starts getting better.
Question is, which side do I take? That of the psychic vampires or the 5th dimensional black hatted pedophiles?
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I can still imagine him as a caring, slow and gentle lover, right?
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Whatever gets you through the night.ToolFanFromWayBack wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:26 pm I can still imagine him as a caring, slow and gentle lover, right?
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If this is true, and is proven to be true and he is found guilty in the court of law, then fuck him he needs to pay. If it’s a hoax, then that person should be held accountable. I guess time will tell. Hoping this isn’t the case, but if he never records his parts then bring on a TOOL Instrumental.
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Comes out of black hole to make comment.
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^ haha.
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Regardless of what happened, it's good he was taken down a peg. His ego has been unchecked and out of control for far too long. He fucks with people too much not to have had any adverse consequences yet.
As others have said, hopefully it contributes to some visceral energy and emotion in the new Tool music, "friction" as he calls it. He's had about zero for as long as anyone can remember.
And yea, this is one step closer to an instrumental Tool album. We're making progress, albeit slowly (kidding, but instrumental Tool would be amazing).
As others have said, hopefully it contributes to some visceral energy and emotion in the new Tool music, "friction" as he calls it. He's had about zero for as long as anyone can remember.
And yea, this is one step closer to an instrumental Tool album. We're making progress, albeit slowly (kidding, but instrumental Tool would be amazing).
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I don't know about you guys, but I've been in the mood for some Fear and Loathing and Anal. All aboard?
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Is the void deeper than a black hole?
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How you could possibly know this? How do you know what someone who is a complete and utter stranger to you has been through? And being publicly slandered, falsely mind you to a world wide audience is a good thing to you?void wrote: ↑Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:31 pm Regardless of what happened, it's good he was taken down a peg. His ego has been unchecked and out of control for far too long. He fucks with people too much not to have had any adverse consequences yet.
As others have said, hopefully it contributes to some visceral energy and emotion in the new Tool music, "friction" as he calls it. He's had about zero for as long as anyone can remember.
And yea, this is one step closer to an instrumental Tool album. We're making progress, albeit slowly (kidding, but instrumental Tool would be amazing).
Going off his prior comments about society & the over abundance of morons contained within it, I'm fairly sure he has all the ammo he needs to add some visceral energy to his music already.
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I never quite knew what prompted me to randomly choose my avatar of Leslie Nielsen pulling this face, but I'm guessing the universe must have known this thread was coming as it perfectly sums my feelings about some of the stuff that's been thrown around in here.
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I've always imagined you as Leslie Nielsen.
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