The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)

[hellboy]

Stop being so positive you useless fucks. The sound quality was terrible on those videos, and I blame the bands laziness!

[bob]

saaay whaaaa !!! is this suppose to be the hate thread É (my question mark is doing that e thing,no idea why)

i didnt hear the grudge in descending. def hearing jambi in Invincible around the 7 to 8 minute + mark area.... the rush is passing, back to being dickheads again! haha

[Tool_User]

I'm excited as fuck to hear new Tool and the few listens I had gave me goosebumps. However I think I'm just excited to hear new Tool and that the differences between all other albums aren't going to be the case with this one. Despite such a long wait I think we are actually going to be getting 10,000 days rehashed and it won't sound sonically different to their last effort. Just my opinion based on what I've heard so far, hopefully the rest of the album will feel different.

[M0G]

Stop being so positive you useless fucks. The sound quality was terrible on those videos, and I blame the bands laziness!

Aight did you see the new album might not be out until September? What the fuck is up with that???

[ziggy23]

September? Fuck it.
Otherwise it's my birthday in september, so... Anyway, fuck this band for 13 years of laziness.

[limeygringo]

It's Parabola, not Parable-a

Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest

[bob]

It's Parabola, not Parable-a

Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest

ha! that remids me. my friend worked at this pizza shop a long time ago and he started talking to some customer about Tool and this guy goes ''i like Optitate'' haha.

[snazzl3frass]

Stop being so positive you useless fucks. The sound quality was terrible on those videos, and I blame the bands laziness!

Aight did you see the new album might not be out until September? What the fuck is up with that???

Shhhh it's ok. They're working on a CD package that will be completely underwhelming. I mean neat. And we'll finally get a 10k days vinyl. #snort.

[Specter]

#triplesnort

This is the decoy album.

#cackle

[M0G]

Stop being so positive you useless fucks. The sound quality was terrible on those videos, and I blame the bands laziness!

Aight did you see the new album might not be out until September? What the fuck is up with that???

Shhhh it's ok. They're working on a CD package that will be completely underwhelming. I mean neat. And we'll finally get a 10k days vinyl. #snort.

Snazz!! My dude how the fuck are ya??

[snazzl3frass]

Fan_fucking_taste_ick.

Lost my login info so now I'm a "Maynard Believer"

How do they know?

How you doing mog, still cranky as fuck?

And so I'm not off topic, I really believe this whole August 30th release is BS since they were mastering months ago. I'm sure there's an excuse, but damn. What the actual fuck is up with that. HB any insight, more legal wrangling or are they just working on a massive package (like mine). #snortsnort

[M0G]

Fan_fucking_taste_ick.

Lost my login info so now I'm a "Maynard Believer"

How do they know?

How you doing mog, still cranky as fuck?

And so I'm not off topic, I really believe this whole August 30th release is BS since they were mastering months ago. I'm sure there's an excuse, but damn. What the actual fuck is up with that. HB any insight, more legal wrangling or are they just working on a massive package (like mine). #snortsnort

A bit less cranky but still prone to occasional bouts of grumpiness and the random get off my lawn.

As for the August 30th date agreed it is BS plus why in the he’ll haven’t the band announced the name of the album yet? Fucking crazy man. But it is Tool so it doesn’t surprise me. I am just happy they have been chill about leaving the YouTube vids of Descending and Invincible alone. Least they could do after 13 years.

[snazzl3frass]

Pretty sure the title will be Tool- 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019

You can take that shit to the bank.

[Busty McCracken]

The band doesn't control the weather or the call to cancel the show but not bothering to Chuck up a post on their band socials saying it's with deep regret we weren't able to play or something along those lines. Pretty shitty I say

[snazzl3frass]

Chewy posted a pic of the stage saying sorry and we'll be back or some shit, so I'm sure at least he was there. Could be from his decoy tho. Of course the "we'll be back" is probs bull.

[Busty McCracken]

Chewy?

[ziggy23]

Chewy?

Yes, Chewy

[lachrymologist]

I thought this was common knowledge.....

Also fuck August 30th. Lazy pricks!!!

[Busty McCracken]

Naw never heard it before. I live under a rock though. Gets quite cold at winter time.

All well and good for him to put something up on Insta but seriously, there's being all mysterious and doing your own work for yourselves first and foremost which I respect. But there's also showing some fucking respect to your fan base. As rsh mentioned he wasn't getting there til 8pm. I don't know the full circumstances but fuck me would it kill them to put up an official post to save their fans getting stuffed around? I love the band and they dont us anything but Shit like that and taking 18 months to get back to a VIP session customer is a joke.

[snazzl3frass]

Yeah it still urks me that TA ain't shit anymore. I lost my shirt, card, patch, etc and all that on top of losing everything else TA had to offer online, which wasn't much but fuck it. I miss that rickety ol' site. Hearing "There's no turning back now, welcome to Tool Army" in that Northern English accent always gave me a chub.

[hellboy]

Great, now you just lost your dignity as well.

Sad to see TA in it's current, borderline fraudulent state.

[snazzl3frass]

Yeah but on the bright side we got 4th eye. Just wish, given today's frustrating ticketing industry, we could at least get pre-sales again. Or shit like pictures inside the studio, etc etc.

Anyone still think some sort of live media release is in the near future? Or Tool movie like Adam said they may do a decade or so ago? Lazy fucks.

[M0G]

Nice Snaz bringing ol Kate back feels like old times indeed

[snazzl3frass]

They were simpler times. Now we just need crow and cheese back to balance shit out.

I used maynards wine as substitute for vinegar while cleaning my windows. Heh, showed him.

[M0G]

186 pages of high art this thread. Some of my best work. Oh I was an angry bastard but some of those rants really are outstanding. I look at this thread with equal parts pride and embarrassment. Oh I took things too far but I nailed a bunch of shit as well. The only thing I really got completely wrong was at one point I blamed Maynard for the delay and that wasn't fair. That shit is all on Adam. Let's be real here Danny would have gone with whatever if Adam and Justin were happy the man can drum to anything and make it sound phenomenal. Justin likes to tinker but again Adam really runs the show. Maynard is a hypocritical shit but I cannot question his work ethic.

Oh and fuck cd packaging. August 30th. August fucking 30th..because of...packaging. And where in the fuck is the Opiate rework and vid? The Pot vid? The live DVD? Why in the fuck isn't the back catalogue up on Itunes and Amazon yet? What is the fucking delay with that one?

Okay that was fun. #RememberingtheOldDays