The Ashes

[earthrocker]

England squad for first Test: Joe Root (capt), Moeen Ali, James Anderson, Jofra Archer, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Stuart Broad, Rory Burns, Jos Buttler (wk), Sam Curran, Joe Denly, Jason Roy, Ben Stokes, Olly Stone, Chris Woakes.

Australia squad: Tim Paine (capt, wk), Cameron Bancroft, Patrick Cummins, Marcus Harris, Josh Hazlewood, Travis Head, Usman Khawaja, Marnus Labuschagne, Nathan Lyon, Mitchell Marsh, Michael Neser, James Pattinson, Peter Siddle, Steven Smith, Mitchell Starc, Matthew Wade (wk), David Warner.

August
1-5 1st Test, Edgbaston (11:00 BST)
14-18 2nd Test, Lord's (11:00 BST)
22-26 3rd Test, Headingley (11:00 BST)

September
4-8 4th Test, Old Trafford (11:00 BST)
12-16 5th Test, The Oval (11:00 BST)

[Busty McCracken]

I assumed you were a Yank for some reason and certainly didn't have ya pegged as a cricket fan.

If the Aussies top order can show some fight this is shaping up as a bloody intriguing ashes series.

Edit. Auto corrected to fan. Meant to say Yank haha.

[tys0n]

I was suppose to be at the Lord test FUCK

[earthrocker]

I assumed you were a Yank for some reason and certainly didn't have ya pegged as a cricket fan.

If the Aussies top order can show some fight this is shaping up as a bloody intriguing ashes series.

Edit. Auto corrected to fan. Meant to say Yank haha.

I live next door to Tyson

[tys0n]

I told you to keep it down!

[Busty McCracken]

In that case have you ever asked each other if you can borrow some brooown sugar?

[earthrocker]

In that case have you ever asked each other if you can borrow some brooown sugar?

Generally he is small spoon, but we do alternate.

34/2 get in!!

[Busty McCracken]

Once again it's up to Smith to hopefully steady the ship

[tys0n]

Why would a diabetic have sugar?

Unless you mean my emergency jelly beans.

[Busty McCracken]

You're a diabetic ?

[tys0n]

TMI

[Busty McCracken]

Had to Google what the hell you were on about. Not down with these fancy modern day acronyms.... fml

[tys0n]

fwiw I'm type one not type fat cunt

[earthrocker]

.... fml

Once again it's up to Smith to hopefully steady the ship

Or ball tampering

[Busty McCracken]

.... fml

Once again it's up to Smith to hopefully steady the ship

Or ball tampering

Haha got him!!!

And not gonna lie Tyson . Had to Google fwiw also haha. But seriously dat sucks

[tys0n]

I can see myself getting to 3 in the morning tomorrow night watching this and replying to this thread with csa'd;vnfbaldk dasjka

[earthrocker]

I can see myself getting to 3 in the morning tomorrow night watching this and replying to this thread with csa'd;vnfbaldk dasjka

Coopers?

[Busty McCracken]

Coppers Ftw!

And On ya smithie!

[earthrocker]

And On ya smithie!

Fuck. We were on a roll.

[tys0n]

Geez watching this I wonder who is the Australian captain

[tys0n]

H0ow good is Siddle!

[earthrocker]

Typical England batting collapse. FS!

[tys0n]

GOAT!

[tys0n]

I was suppose to be at the Lord test FUCK

PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next time buddy, I promise!

[Busty McCracken]

Haha coulda taken in the sights I guess