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The Boss wrote:Wait, is this your "favourite" top ten, or what you consider to be the "essential" representation of TOOL? While the two may very well overlap, the distinction is incredibly important.
Sorry, didn't see the question. My favorite would be more accurate.
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Oh.

Flood, Third Eye, Lateralus, jimmy, Sweat, Vicarious, Reflection, Jambi, H., The Grudge.

I'll go for "no order". It would be virtually impossible to get that.
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10. Lipan Conjuring
9. Stinkfist
8. Schism
7. Ticks and leeches
6. Third Eye
5. Intention
4. 46&2
3. Flood
2. Lateralus
1. Aenima
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10. Flood
9. Maynard's Dick
8. Stairway to Heaven
7. The Red
6. Orestes
5. Sober
4. Up Around The Bend
3. Tracks 10-68
2. On The Backs Of Angles
1. Ladders
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:10. Flood
9. Maynard's Dick
8. Stairway to Heaven
7. The Red
6. Orestes
5. Sober
4. Up Around The Bend
3. Tracks 10-68
2. On The Backs Of Angels
1. Ladders
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wow you fuckers are hard up
I will now laugh my ass off
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I get called a self involved wanker and then HB starts a competition all about himself.

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Well it is my website...
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Ravenpig wrote:Jambi
Stinkfist
Forty Six & 2
Schism
Flood
Lost Keys
Rosetta Stoned
Lateralus
Vicarious
Aenema

Seriously? No one "gets" this? Or even worse, you did?
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I don't think anyone's really paying attention.

I know I'm not.
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Set list from a tour HB seen I assume?
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Ravenpig wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:Jambi
Stinkfist
Forty Six & 2
Schism
Flood
Lost Keys
Rosetta Stoned
Lateralus
Vicarious
Aenema
Seriously? No one "gets" this? Or even worse, you did?
The infamous set list from the like 2006/07 or so tour that HB sold tshirts with said set list printed on them?
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Yea that's the set list that was bitched about so much.
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markuspoop wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:Jambi
Stinkfist
Forty Six & 2
Schism
Flood
Lost Keys
Rosetta Stoned
Lateralus
Vicarious
Aenema
Seriously? No one "gets" this? Or even worse, you did?
The infamous set list from the like 2006/07 or so tour that HB sold tshirts with said set list printed on them?
Did he really?

That's a huge breach of copyright.
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Ki77aan :twisted:
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So there is no commission on sales of those shirts?
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Not Tyson wrote:So there is no commission on sales of those shirts?
Tool can sue me for the $15 I made on those shirts if they want.

Not sure how it's a breach of copyright though. Trademark infringement at best.
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H.
Swamp Song
Third Eye
Wings pt. I & II
The Patient
The Grudge
Lateralus
Rosetta Stoned
4 Degrees
Sober
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Haha, Swamp song... Might wanna swap that one bro ;)
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Your warning, meant nothing, he's sinking, in quicksand.

You also missed the last two.
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Also I'd included 4 degrees in my top ten.
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So as a contest within a contest Image if anyone can correctly guess my 10 least favourite Tool tracks they will win themselves (not only pride for their family) a limited edition Tyson fan package, which consists of such goodies of goodness as:

- 1 10 x 8 personally signed photograph of myself with both my thumbs up (sans face)
- replica Tyson's birth certificate (maybe a different Tysons birth certificate at time of photocopying)
- 1 plain tote bag with Tyson written in sharpie along the side
- 1 blank piece of A4 paper, laminated!
- A collection of toe nail clippings (please expect shipping delays, I'm kinda lazy)
- A personalised voicemail message to let all your friends and family know not only do you know Tyson, he tailormade a voice mail message just for you
- An odd sock (where the fuck did the other one go??)
- The knowledge I have your address and I have goggle street viewed it and then tell everyone in a humorous way about the slum you live

Entries close a week from now, I'm to lazy to look to the bottom right of my screen right now, you figure it out, pm me the date and I may edit my post with the details.

Good luck!
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I shall one-up this:

If you can correctly guess what my favourite TOOL song was BEFORE THE RELEASE OF "LATERALUS", you shall win the following*:

1. Just a ridiculous amount of semen in a small 200mL soju bottle (plastic, screwcap) (NOTE: May not be my semen - but it may very well be, as well).

2. The one grey pubic hair that keeps growing in the very same spot. I've recently removed it, so you may have to wait. Worry not, though, as I'll pay for delivery.

3. A long and lengthy handwritten diatribe explaining my hatred of the UN and Tibet - SIGNED!!!

4. A signed photocopied photo picture of my lamb's brain.

5. The opportunity to slap me on the ass, should we ever meet. NOTE: This will be swiftly followed by a beer of my choice, bought for you. (Then drunk by me).

6. The empty cologne bottle in the bathroom cabinet that I just haven't got around to throwing out.

7. Full support of any and all sexually demeaning abuse you hurl at Hellboi and/or basejumper for the rest of eternity.

8. Absolutely nothing you'd really want.

9. A drunken text message after you give me your phone number. NOTE: Messages will increase in regularity and embarrassment until you change phone numbers.

10. A prayer, should you ever need it.

Competition ends whenever the correct song is named, or I come to my senses and call it off. Whichever comes first.

Good luck!

*You may not actually receive anything at all. Well, except for derision/respect. That'll depend on mood and/or day.
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Not Tyson wrote:So as a contest within a contest Image if anyone can correctly guess my 10 least favourite Tool tracks they will win themselves (not only pride for their family) a limited edition Tyson fan package, which consists of such goodies of goodness as:

- 1 10 x 8 personally signed photograph of myself with both my thumbs up (sans face)
- replica Tyson's birth certificate (maybe a different Tysons birth certificate at time of photocopying)
- 1 plain tote bag with Tyson written in sharpie along the side
- 1 blank piece of A4 paper, laminated!
- A collection of toe nail clippings (please expect shipping delays, I'm kinda lazy)
- A personalised voicemail message to let all your friends and family know not only do you know Tyson, he tailormade a voice mail message just for you
- An odd sock (where the fuck did the other one go??)
- The knowledge I have your address and I have goggle street viewed it and then tell everyone in a humorous way about the slum you live

Entries close a week from now, I'm to lazy to look to the bottom right of my screen right now, you figure it out, pm me the date and I may edit my post with the details.

Good luck!
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