Any particular date in October?Ettan wrote:I've seen the future and can confirm that the album will be released in October.
Competition is over.
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It was cold outside and the autumn had started. If I recall, I believe it was Monday the 13th. I walked out of my house and went to the mailbox in hopes of getting it, I seemed hopeful and excited. and there it was, laying in the cold mailbox. I listened to the album and was disappointed. I listened to it over and over again and had a few cold beers. It started to grow on me and suddenly I loved it.basejumper wrote:Any particular date in October?Ettan wrote:I've seen the future and can confirm that the album will be released in October.
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Why did you "seem" to be hopeful and excited?Ettan wrote:It was cold outside and the autumn had started. If I recall, I believe it was Monday the 13th. I walked out of my house and went to the mailbox in hopes of getting it, I seemed hopeful and excited. and there it was, laying in the cold mailbox. I listened to the album and was disappointed. I listened to it over and over again and had a few cold beers. It started to grow on me and suddenly I loved it.basejumper wrote:Any particular date in October?Ettan wrote:I've seen the future and can confirm that the album will be released in October.
Competition is over.
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Because he saw this in a vision of the future, snatchurally!The Boss wrote:
Why did you "seem" to be hopeful and excited?
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That's classified.The Boss wrote:
Why did you "seem" to be hopeful and excited?
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Vegas odds on what Ettan is actually talking about?
Wonder what those would be?

Wonder what those would be?

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probably a looong shot ... I mean, his fortune telling skills led him to believe new records are released on Monday ... either that, or he waited a whole fucking week past the release date to listen ... McFly?ilikecheese wrote:Vegas odds on what Ettan is actually talking about?
Wonder what those would be?
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Haha! I was going to say something similar! Maybe he just didn't check the mail for a week... maybe he was on vacationpetemasterpete wrote:probably a looong shot ... I mean, his fortune telling skills led him to believe new records are released on Monday ... either that, or he waited a whole fucking week past the release date to listen ... McFly?ilikecheese wrote:Vegas odds on what Ettan is actually talking about?
Wonder what those would be?

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That could be the case. One thing I forgot to mention was that MOG came back to the forum and went nuts on the album, he became what he had always hated - The typical Tool fan.basejumper wrote:Haha! I was going to say something similar! Maybe he just didn't check the mail for a week... maybe he was on vacationpetemasterpete wrote:probably a looong shot ... I mean, his fortune telling skills led him to believe new records are released on Monday ... either that, or he waited a whole fucking week past the release date to listen ... McFly?ilikecheese wrote:Vegas odds on what Ettan is actually talking about?
Wonder what those would be?
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My guess is sometime in May this year... hope sooner tho
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They released the new album?
I missed it
I am so on ludes man...
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I missed it
I am so on ludes man...
it's been a helluva week here at the cheese factory
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Would you like to narrow it down so I can enter your guess?xZ1mM3r wrote:My guess is sometime in May this year... hope sooner tho

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You birthing another big cheese?ilikecheese wrote:.
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new date: 24 March 2015
(previous date: 25 March 2014)
(previous date: 25 March 2014)
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Damn! I was going to guess this date but it has been taken... looks like trustinmeandfall is going to win
09/09/2014
Simple numerology...
T=4
O=7
O=7
L=3
4+7+7+3=21=2+1=3
09/09/2014
9+9+2+0+1+4=25=2+5=7
3+7=10=1+0=1
TOOL 09/09/2014 = 1
we are all one,
Tool will be #1 in our hearts again,
one FULL MOON will illuminate the skies,
album will reach #1,
album or a single may be called ONE or 755= 7+5+5=17=1+7=8 Ever hear of Problem 8?? BAMM!!
trustinmeandfall has won
more proof Tool incorporates 1 into everything..
Undertow - Album 1
AEnima - A+E sorta combined to form 1 letter
Lateralus - released in '01
10,000 Days - has a 1 right in the beginning.

09/09/2014
Simple numerology...
T=4
O=7
O=7
L=3
4+7+7+3=21=2+1=3
09/09/2014
9+9+2+0+1+4=25=2+5=7
3+7=10=1+0=1
TOOL 09/09/2014 = 1
we are all one,
Tool will be #1 in our hearts again,
one FULL MOON will illuminate the skies,
album will reach #1,
album or a single may be called ONE or 755= 7+5+5=17=1+7=8 Ever hear of Problem 8?? BAMM!!
trustinmeandfall has won
more proof Tool incorporates 1 into everything..
Undertow - Album 1
AEnima - A+E sorta combined to form 1 letter
Lateralus - released in '01
10,000 Days - has a 1 right in the beginning.
Professor of Lesbian Science
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Opiate was their first release and the "l" in Salival looks like a "1"
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Three letters used in the name TOOL.
"HALF LIFE 3" confirmed.
"HALF LIFE 3" confirmed.
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I think it's already May in Australia, did it drop yet fellas?xZ1mM3r wrote:My guess is sometime in May this year... hope sooner tho
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haha sorry bout that... yeah ill narrow it down. how about... May 13th 2014. BTW im new to the forum, just found fourtheye on google searching for Tool news, Im a huge tool and maynard fan, i am a relatively new fan in "tool" terms lol, but i did my research and i know my shit lol. I hope to be a new piece on fourtheye, i have a few decent sources for info so ill post what i hear when i can.basejumper wrote:Would you like to narrow it down so I can enter your guess?xZ1mM3r wrote:My guess is sometime in May this year... hope sooner tho
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Considering it takes about 7-9 months between entering the recording studio to release date, I'd say we are starting to approach the point where a 2014 release is unlikely. There has been very little news lately other than Maynard has the music now and just needs to write the lyrics. With his other projects, who knows how long that will take. Then, they would still need a month or two to jam together with Maynard to polish everything up before they can hit the studio. I think we are looking at 1Q 2015 at this point as a best case scenario.
I'm really jonesing for new material. I wish they could just release something without having to wait a whole year plus... anything... like even 5 minutes of a writing jam session. Or that hidden track (if it indeed exists).
I'm really jonesing for new material. I wish they could just release something without having to wait a whole year plus... anything... like even 5 minutes of a writing jam session. Or that hidden track (if it indeed exists).
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everyone goes through that exact phase. time heals most wounds.sudnshok wrote:Considering it takes about 7-9 months between entering the recording studio to release date, I'd say we are starting to approach the point where a 2014 release is unlikely. There has been very little news lately other than Maynard has the music now and just needs to write the lyrics. With his other projects, who knows how long that will take. Then, they would still need a month or two to jam together with Maynard to polish everything up before they can hit the studio. I think we are looking at 1Q 2015 at this point as a best case scenario.
I'm really jonesing for new material. I wish they could just release something without having to wait a whole year plus... anything... like even 5 minutes of a writing jam session. Or that hidden track (if it indeed exists).
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
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Yep, this is pretty much correct. I can't see any further songwriting (let alone recording) happening until after the Mexican jaunt.sudnshok wrote:Considering it takes about 7-9 months between entering the recording studio to release date, I'd say we are starting to approach the point where a 2014 release is unlikely. There has been very little news lately other than Maynard has the music now and just needs to write the lyrics. With his other projects, who knows how long that will take. Then, they would still need a month or two to jam together with Maynard to polish everything up before they can hit the studio. I think we are looking at 1Q 2015 at this point as a best case scenario.
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Yep.
Although if it's any consolation, I would bet they probably forgo the whole "jam a month or two" with Maynard before entering the studio. They'll probably keep it remote right up until he steps in to record his vocals.
Although if it's any consolation, I would bet they probably forgo the whole "jam a month or two" with Maynard before entering the studio. They'll probably keep it remote right up until he steps in to record his vocals.
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Two weeks into 2014 and it's already getting dismissed?
Geez.
Geez.
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Let's face it - TOOL fans don't tend to be a particularly hopeful bunch.
And understandably so.
And understandably so.
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