New Album Release Date Competiton (longest online comp ever!)

[The Boss]

(I'd just like to point out that, for once, I haven't scared off a noob.

Continue. Just got some popcorn.)

[the chill]

You would think somebody that stocks this website would know not to spit out shit that he or she has no clue about. Poor xZ1mM3r, I was like you back in 2004 and 2005. Thinking that Tool for sure had recorded the new album in secret and they were going to bring it out without anybody knowing about it. Shit, I don't think we knew 10,000 days was coming out till Feb. of 2006 and it came out in May of that year. I was stocking toolnavy like a mother fucker. Those were some good ol days. I was working at a radio station in Salt Lake City and worked the graveyard shift. I found distortiononline.com and they had some live bootleg tracks in the audio section that I had never heard. I owned salival but no bootleg stuff. I emailed one of the webmaster's and he was nice enough to send me some bootleg tracks and that got me hooked. I have dozens of live audio and about a dozen DVD bootlegs now.

I still come to this site everyday stocking the news. It's really just habit now when I am bored and have my phone on me. Back before 10,000 days I didn't have a smart phone so I only stocked toolnavy when I was at work at the radio station as a DJ. Now because of my "smart phone" I look at what cheese has to say and waste my life away. Ha jk. I honestly hope we get the new album around the summer, but with Tool I never hold my breathe because I would have been dead back in 2011 when I thought they would have started recording already.

[N.Y.H.C.]

Don't forget.. Adam is a newly married. And had a new baby. Maynard has one on the way. You really think they don't wanna get this thing done before it gets more difficult. I bet they wanna bust this album out before life takes over completely... And live off the new album revenue for the next 6 years.

these 50 year old men aren't "busting" anything out. they are more like Galapagos turtles eating grass, not mountain lions jacking deer.

[not tyson]

Maynard had Devo all through the 90's

Man he didn't put out SHIT during that decade

[Ettan]

Album cover leaked. Not sure if I like Adams art anymore. It also seems like he and Maynard doesn't get along anymore.

[The Boss]

Unrelated to what he just posted, but does anyone else think that Ettan is a fucking dick?

[hellboy]

There are plenty of dicks on this Tool forum.

[Ettan]

Unrelated to what he just posted, but does anyone else think that Ettan is a fucking dick?

I'm only being honest. I don't mean to offend anyone but if you're offended by that artwork you need some sense of humour

[The Boss]

Not a big fan of people who claim they hold all the keys, and unlock nothing.

I'm a fucking flea, Hellboy, but I'm not a pretender.

[Ettan]

Not a big fan of people who claim they hold all the keys, and unlock nothing.

I'm a fucking flea, Hellboy, but I'm not a pretender.

That's a good quote. I'll change for the better

[TheBirdman]

I really hope the new album is realeased this year it has been too long since my 2 favourite bands tool and metallica released a studio album.

[The Boss]

Not a big fan of people who claim they hold all the keys, and unlock nothing.

I'm a fucking flea, Hellboy, but I'm not a pretender.

That's a good quote. I'll change for the better

LOL.

[xZ1mM3r]

This forum is full of douche bags lol. A new member joins your faggy site and you guys act all super smart and know it alls. Fuck lol. I like that album art btw lol.

[xZ1mM3r]

I like hellboy. He seems cool. And ettan had my kinda humor. The boss I'm not sure about yet, kinda gives of a douche vibe but I'm not jumping to conclusions lol. And then Tyson is just 100% dumbass lol

[The Boss]

This forum is full of douche bags lol. A new member joins your faggy site and you guys act all super smart and know it alls. Fuck lol. I like that album art btw lol.

Fuck, DSL, we have much to catch up on. Send me a PM.

For what it's worth, I hope you're well, healthy, and happy. Give me a yell if you're in trouble.

[xZ1mM3r]

DSL?

[Ettan]

Not a big fan of people who claim they hold all the keys, and unlock nothing.

I'm a fucking flea, Hellboy, but I'm not a pretender.

That's a good quote. I'll change for the better

LOL.

In all honesty, the only person I thought of when I read that was you. You and Tyson thinks that you own this place and you always drive new members away. Just because you spend most of your life on a forum doesn't that make you our superior.

[xZ1mM3r]

I like hellboy. He seems cool. And ettan had my kinda humor. The boss I'm not sure about yet, kinda gives of a douche vibe but I'm not jumping to conclusions lol. And then Tyson is just 100% dumbass lol

That's a good quote. I'll change for the better

LOL.

In all honesty, the only person I thought of when I read that was you. You and Tyson thinks that you own this place and you always drive new members away. Just because you spend most of your life on a forum doesn't that make you our superior.

Who is this aimed at? Tyson and me? Tyson and boss?

[Ettan]

I like hellboy. He seems cool. And ettan had my kinda humor. The boss I'm not sure about yet, kinda gives of a douche vibe but I'm not jumping to conclusions lol. And then Tyson is just 100% dumbass lol

Tyson acts retarded, Mog hates Tool, The Boss thinks he owns this forum, Hellboy is site admin, fortysixand2 brings the news as soon as they come out. I could write about all the other member as well but that's unnecessary.

[xZ1mM3r]

Hahaha I got the same vibe from Tyson. Boss seems cocky but at least he's active. Hellboy seems cool from what I've seen him post. Never seen fortysixand2. I'm new around here. Big tool fan, always looking for news, I follow a few YouTube channels dedicated to tool that generally have interesting interviews and news. I probably come off cocky and an ass but it's cause I have no tolerance for douche bags lol

[Ettan]

Hahaha I got the same vibe from Tyson. Boss seems cocky but at least he's active. Hellboy seems cool from what I've seen him post. Never seen fortysixand2. I'm new around here. Big tool fan, always looking for news, I follow a few YouTube channels dedicated to tool that generally have interesting interviews and news. I probably come off cocky and an ass but it's cause I have no tolerance for douche bags lol

You seem alright. Stick around! Just wait til mog comes back.. the douche of douches

[Ettan]

Notice how this thread drifts away from its topic? This happens all the time when a new thread pops up

[xZ1mM3r]

haha yeah im alright, you seem alright... minus the pikachu pic lol... where is everyone from? how old?

im 25, Originally from Oregon, now living in Wyoming working

[Ettan]

haha yeah im alright, you seem alright... minus the pikachu pic lol... where is everyone from? how old?

im 25, Originally from Oregon, now living in Wyoming working

18, lives in Sweden & Australia

[The Boss]

DSL?

My love?

I'm not fucking around, I love that boy. I'd give blood to rub e-shoulders again.

A solid man, who I would trust with my life.

So, yeah.