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xZ1mM3r wrote:The boss I'm not sure about yet, kinda gives of a douche vibe but I'm not jumping to conclusions lol. And then Tyson is just 100% dumbass lol
No need to jump to conclusions... just read his posts. You will see what he's all about.
Tyson's not necessarily dumb, just depends on if he's drinking. Well I guess that goes for both of them. Oh, and they are always drinking...
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basejumper wrote:
xZ1mM3r wrote:The boss I'm not sure about yet, kinda gives of a douche vibe but I'm not jumping to conclusions lol. And then Tyson is just 100% dumbass lol
No need to jump to conclusions... just read his posts. You will see what he's all about.
Tyson's not necessarily dumb, just depends on if he's drinking. Well I guess that goes for both of them. Oh, and they are always drinking...
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I'll be the huckleberry I guess why not...

1) It's STALKING, not "stocking." You stock groceries. You stalk your ex, valentine's crush, or I suppose websites or news items.

2) When it's been said that "Maynard has the music..." they are talking about demo recordings. These are not the actual recordings to be used on the final album. Most bands, Tool included, will write up to a point and then record demos to start analyzing the tracks further and in a way you can't really do when you're playing it live. Tool is, rightfully in my opinion, a big proponent of writing damn near everything before you set foot in a studio and start spending that studio money.

So the music isn't "done" by any means, and as Hellboy said, once Maynard starts to put lyrics/vocal melodies over everything there will inevitably be some more adjusting and tweaking of the music. Which is to say: it's going to be a long fucking time before they record this thing most likely.
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I come to you all with a message..
A message of hope for those who choose to read it.
A reminder for those who care way too much and act as if it matters when the record is released.

The album is coming! The album is coming!
You can Bitch, moan or even shout
Within' the year TOOLs album will be out!

May 6th, twothousandfourteen
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joeypants wrote:I'll be the huckleberry I guess why not...

1) It's STALKING, not "stocking." You stock groceries. You stalk your ex, valentine's crush, or I suppose websites or news items.

2) When it's been said that "Maynard has the music..." they are talking about demo recordings. These are not the actual recordings to be used on the final album. Most bands, Tool included, will write up to a point and then record demos to start analyzing the tracks further and in a way you can't really do when you're playing it live. Tool is, rightfully in my opinion, a big proponent of writing damn near everything before you set foot in a studio and start spending that studio money.

So the music isn't "done" by any means, and as Hellboy said, once Maynard starts to put lyrics/vocal melodies over everything there will inevitably be some more adjusting and tweaking of the music. Which is to say: it's going to be a long fucking time before they record this thing most likely.
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Baahumbug wrote:I come to you all with a message..
A message of hope for those who choose to read it.
A reminder for those who care way too much and act as if it matters when the record is released.

The album is coming! The album is coming!
You can Bitch, moan or even shout
Within' the year TOOLs album will be out!

May 6th, twothousandfourteen
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joeypants wrote:they are talking about demo recordings. These are not the actual recordings to be used on the final album.
They could be pretty damn close though, if the Aenima demos are anything to go by. If they have 5, 6, 7 of these lying around, with Maynard's lyrics over the top (he's already had 4-9 months to write)... I wouldn't think studio by April/May 2014 is unreasonable
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The way justin comes in stroking his bass gun on the opening track of the new album (which goes by the working title "track Juan") makes my pee pee hurt it jams so farking hard.

One thing you people don't know is that the new album has been proven to end erectile dissfunction..
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BellJH wrote:
joeypants wrote:they are talking about demo recordings. These are not the actual recordings to be used on the final album.
They could be pretty damn close though, if the Aenima demos are anything to go by. If they have 5, 6, 7 of these lying around, with Maynard's lyrics over the top (he's already had 4-9 months to write)... I wouldn't think studio by April/May 2014 is unreasonable
Aenima demo recording? im confused... lol
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Baahumbug wrote:The way justin comes in stroking his bass gun on the opening track of the new album (which goes by the working title "track Juan") makes my pee pee hurt it jams so farking hard.

One thing you people don't know is that the new album has been proven to end erectile dissfunction..
Is this a prediction? jams hard? could be soft lol
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lol
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Sometimes I'm like, "ugh damn it where's the new album?!"

Then I hear one of their albums and I'm like, "oh I can't stay mad at youuuu take your time"
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xZ1mM3r wrote:
BellJH wrote:
joeypants wrote:they are talking about demo recordings. These are not the actual recordings to be used on the final album.
They could be pretty damn close though, if the Aenima demos are anything to go by. If they have 5, 6, 7 of these lying around, with Maynard's lyrics over the top (he's already had 4-9 months to write)... I wouldn't think studio by April/May 2014 is unreasonable
Aenima demo recording? im confused... lol
http://youtu.be/wb9c6vSthzs

I would hope the tracks are at this kind of stage by now... +/- a few stragglers.
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wow never heard those demos before. barely sound any different than the final versions tho lol
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lol
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Not Tyson wrote:lol
you really are a douche huh? just an annoying chimo lol
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lol
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So it's agreed then - Mog is a douche and Tool won't be releasing anything in March.
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I'm of the opinion that these new members are trolls.

Am I right?

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My money is on it's an old poster with a new account.

Not going to name names though
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Lol you think I'm someone else? That flatters me lol. Don't worry guys. I'm not goin anywhere. Besides we all share the love of tool hahaha. Let's make a campfire and sing Reflection together lol
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And thanks for the welcome boss. Also, I'm of the opinion that members who have been here longer don't have any seniority over new members and I won't get treated like an idiot new guy lol. Friendly banter is fun ;)
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Not Tyson wrote:My money is on it's an old poster with a new account.

Not going to name names though
MOG.

Wait, what game are we playing.
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xZ1mM3r wrote:And thanks for the welcome boss. Also, I'm of the opinion that members who have been here longer don't have any seniority over new members and I won't get treated like an idiot new guy lol. Friendly banter is fun ;)
I couldn't agree more.

The way you throw out the "lol"s makes me chuckle every time. Welcome.

Don't be a cunt.
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