The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)

[xZ1mM3r]

You are only outside of home 2 days a month? fuck man you have to unplug a little, live life in reality not behind a fucking computer. In other words, get some pussy or cock whichever you prefer.

he cant do that... he doesnt have that certification yet

There ya go. I do have high hopes for you. If we can just get you past this Tool thing.

youre clearly the one hung up on Tool... and youre the one telling me to get past the Tool thing? i enjoy tools music and thats about as far as it goes... you seem to have some sort of obsession with them

[M0G]

youre clearly the one hung up on Tool... and youre the one telling me to get past the Tool thing? i enjoy tools music and thats about as far as it goes... you seem to have some sort of obsession with them

Yet you joined a Tool forum and post in the Grudge? Hrmmmmmmmmmmmm

It makeeesss ya wonderrrrrr

My intention is clear. Stirring up shit and turning people on to music that actually doesn't suck. Go pre-order the new Conan album. Your musical vocabulary needs broadening.

[xZ1mM3r]

youre clearly the one hung up on Tool... and youre the one telling me to get past the Tool thing? i enjoy tools music and thats about as far as it goes... you seem to have some sort of obsession with them

Yet you joined a Tool forum and post in the Grudge? Hrmmmmmmmmmmmm

It makeeesss ya wonderrrrrr

My intention is clear. Stirring up shit and turning people on to music that actually doesn't suck. Go pre-order the new Conan album. Your musical vocabulary needs broadening.

i like tool music and joined a tool forum... somehow that doesnt make sense to you? You are implying you joined FE simply and exclusively to turn people onto other music.. hrmmmmmmmmmmm.

you are a sad sad little man.

[M0G]

youre clearly the one hung up on Tool... and youre the one telling me to get past the Tool thing? i enjoy tools music and thats about as far as it goes... you seem to have some sort of obsession with them

Yet you joined a Tool forum and post in the Grudge? Hrmmmmmmmmmmmm

It makeeesss ya wonderrrrrr

My intention is clear. Stirring up shit and turning people on to music that actually doesn't suck. Go pre-order the new Conan album. Your musical vocabulary needs broadening.

i like tool music and joined a tool forum... somehow that doesnt make sense to you? You are implying you joined FE simply and exclusively to turn people onto other music.. hrmmmmmmmmmmm.

you are a sad sad little man.

Not at all. What doesn't make sense is you posting in the Grudge. A thread created when you were still swimming around in your father's left testicle. A place of pure Hate and Venom. Defending your band. It's almost cute if it wasn't so fucking pathetic. Typical Tool fan indeed. Scratch that no hope for you at all.

[xZ1mM3r]

i havent defended "my" band much at all.. You claim you have been on this site for years and years, and yet I am the typical tool fan? i think you fit the profile perfectly. a closet tool fan, its time to come out buddy

[M0G]

i havent defended "my" band much at all.. You claim you have been on this site for years and years, and yet I am the typical tool fan? i think you fit the profile perfectly. a closet tool fan, its time to come out buddy

Fuck you really aren't bright. You have done nothing but defend your favorite band. You are still in the Grudge getting plowed. So many other Toolgasm threads for you to take part in yet you are here. You are almost always here, in this thread. You have contributed nothing to the site. No music recommendations. Nothing engaging in terms of perspective or analysis. Just defend and enable. Defend and enable. Typical Tool fan behavior. S'okay lil buddie. You go enjoy your show. Spiral out. Pry open your third eye.

[xZ1mM3r]

i havent defended "my" band much at all.. You claim you have been on this site for years and years, and yet I am the typical tool fan? i think you fit the profile perfectly. a closet tool fan, its time to come out buddy

Fuck you really aren't bright. You have done nothing but defend your favorite band. You are still in the Grudge getting plowed. So many other Toolgasm threads for you to take part in yet you are here. You are almost always here, in this thread. You have contributed nothing to the site. No music recommendations. Nothing engaging in terms of perspective or analysis. Just defend and enable. Defend and enable. Typical Tool fan behavior. S'okay lil buddie. You go enjoy your show. Spiral out. Pry open your third eye.

1. i didnt join FE to make music recommendations, i could but why bother.
2. the last tool album came out 8 years ago, and any further perspective or analysis would be repetitive, its all been said and done; so why should i bother adding my 2 cents about how deep lateralus is??
3. i post in multiple threads, this one more often in terms of total posts, but its only cause ive been in tiffs with you and boss in the past. that really racks up the posts. i avoid the sports thread cause i dont care about soccer/football. i avoid the music threads cause its just you begging HB to listen to your album submission, and begging Jay to second your request so HB takes it seriously. Not to mention the music threads are flooded with opinions, none of which i care about. i post in the funny/random/cool threads on occasion cause im not hellbent on Tools short comings like you are.

you really just dont get it. its impossible to argue with you, and i should know better with you...
talking to you reminds me of a saying: "dont argue with idiots, they will drag you down to their stupidity level and beat you with experience"

[basejumper]

As for myself, well, where to start. I am a network engineer making an excellent living. Wonderful benefits package and I work from home all but two days a month. Besides my educational background, I hold numerous IT certifications. I have a comprehensive understanding of Domain environments, VMWare and Hyper V and Intrusion Detection Systems. I have background in NAS and Clustering configurations and have built and manage numerous client infrastructures. Quite frankly I am a very impressive motherfucker. Not to mention having an exceedingly comprehensive working knowledge in multiple disciplines outside of computing, not the least of which being Quantum Physics. I have a borderline genius IQ and a fairly large penis. I play guitar and have a comprehensive working knowledge of music theory. I have a background in Literature and can discuss, at length, anything from Borges to Hemingway and back again.

I am kind of important.

[Calfium Jay]

I for one have no problems waiting 12 years. It's not like there's no other music out there.

Wow. Your patience belittles us all. Oh wise one.

The whole time/laziness angle seems like a dumb one to me. The only ones that seem to care are the perennially butthurt like Mog.

As long as the music is good I couldn't give a toss how long it takes or how many virgins are sacrificed to get there...

If you can't understand why a fanbase like ours (so rabid in our devotion to the band of our calling) is upset that very the band folk like us devote a decent portion of our lives to in honouring, defending and supporting, has given its fanbase sweet FA in all of nearly 9 years (other than a pricey reissue of their first ep) then your head is obviously screwed on ten types of wrong.

YES there is other worthy music out there today. Touché, mon frère. But it's their attitude that sticks in the throat of the devoted fan. They feed us a bunch of bullshit ("er...yeah...the album....it's coming along great....yeah....finished by the end of the year") and then go back to their idle lives, living it up in the lap of luxury - luxury mind you that only our constant support and devotion has helped them realise.

Are you telling me that four VERY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS can't get together over the space of four years in a studio space and create 75 minutes of worthwhile music to satiate the very people who got them there in the first place?? Lazy fucks - that is the only title this mob deserves right about now. Would they even exist as they are today if it weren't for the support of the general record buying, concert going public??? Nup.

Nine and a half years between albums?!?!? And FOUR YEARS in the studio with NO EVIDENCE that even ONE song is fully complete. Oooooh the GENIUS of this bunch!! The sheer creative force they produce when assembled in one united stance. I bow my head to them.

See you in October 2015 new Tool album.

[not tyson]

See you in October 2015 new Tool album.

Stop being so optimistic

[hellboy]

Are you telling me that four VERY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS can't get together over the space of four years in a studio space and create 75 minutes of worthwhile music to satiate the very people who got them there in the first place?? Lazy fucks - that is the only title this mob deserves right about now. Would they even exist as they are today if it weren't for the support of the general record buying, concert going public??? Nup.

Not saying that at all. My only point is that it really doesn't matter to me. I'm sure being lazy is not their only flaw.

My only point is that the only ones who seem to care are the ones who enjoy trolling about it.

[not tyson]

They're like ex smokers, can't stand the smell and have to demonise those that still partake.

But in the back of their heads there is always that longing.

[N.Y.H.C.]

Are you telling me that four VERY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS can't get together over the space of four years in a studio space and create 75 minutes of worthwhile music to satiate the very people who got them there in the first place?? Lazy fucks - that is the only title this mob deserves right about now. Would they even exist as they are today if it weren't for the support of the general record buying, concert going public??? Nup.

Not saying that at all. My only point is that it really doesn't matter to me. I'm sure being lazy is not their only flaw.

My only point is that the only ones who seem to care are the ones who enjoy trolling about it.

you can add wasted talent to laziness. not sure what adjective that equals but...yeah....that.

[The Boss]

You know, this thread really is the crowning achievement of FE.

Always has been, too.

[Ravenpig]

The "let's whine about a band" thread? Alrighty then.

[SoMuchChub]

Maybe, just maybe the band decided that the band shouldn't be their entire lives and just a part of it. While they haven't released any new music in a while they've still toured plenty and probably have other interests in their own personal lives.

They don't owe you. You yourself chose to purchase whatever they were selling. Just because you did doesn't entitle you to anything.

If your life is suffering because you don't have new Tool songs in it then you really need to have a look at your life. Jesus.

[basejumper]

If your life is suffering because you don't have new Tool songs in it then you really need to have a look at your life. Jesus.

Amen, Jesus!

[Kittaan]

You have both mis-spelled Jeebus. Jesus is my gardener.

Jeebus forgives you.

[ilikecheese]

Jesus

[hellboy]

Sources tell me "Lazier than Jesus" will be the name of the next Tool album

[ilikecheese]

Jesus

[Kittaan]

You're improving daily Cheese, keep up the good work and soon you'll be posting like a..... "normal" kid.

Chin up!

[not tyson]

As for myself, well, where to start. I am a network engineer making an excellent living. Wonderful benefits package and I work from home all but two days a month. Besides my educational background, I hold numerous IT certifications. I have a comprehensive understanding of Domain environments, VMWare and Hyper V and Intrusion Detection Systems. I have background in NAS and Clustering configurations and have built and manage numerous client infrastructures. Quite frankly I am a very impressive motherfucker. Not to mention having an exceedingly comprehensive working knowledge in multiple disciplines outside of computing, not the least of which being Quantum Physics. I have a borderline genius IQ and a fairly large penis. I play guitar and have a comprehensive working knowledge of music theory. I have a background in Literature and can discuss, at length, anything from Borges to Hemingway and back again.

I am kind of important.

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[M0G]

Fuck Tool. Gonna take a shot at the shit greatest hits setlist for tonight's show

Uh

Hookier with a Penis
Jambi
Sober
Forty Six & 2
Schism
Opiate
Pushit
Lateralus
Stinkfist
Aenima

[M0G]

Oh and you silly fucks that are actually attending should do yourself a favor and NOT MISS YOB. YOB will be the highlight of the evening I assure you.