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Did you hear that they found the Wings???? yeah they did.... now they're looking for the Wongs
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xZ1mM3r wrote:Did you hear that they found the Wings???? yeah they did.... now they're looking for the Wongs
I smell a ban coming on....

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Haha. My bad. I bet Australia has something to do with the plane. It was close to your coast Aussies!!! What's the deal??? Lol
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There never was a plane
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xZ1mM3r wrote:Haha. My bad. I bet Australia has something to do with the plane. It was close to your coast Aussies!!! What's the deal??? Lol
It wouldn't surprise me if Hellboy was involved somehow. He does these things. Have you ever heard of the Taman Shud Case? Yeah, that was Hellboy.
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Umadbrah? wrote:There never was a plane
there is no spoon?
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Tony Abbott thought it was full of illegal immigrants and had it shot down in his "stop the boats" policy.
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hellboy wrote:Tony Abbott thought it was full of illegal immigrants and had it shot down in his "stop the boats" policy.
And when he realized his mistake, he tried to Knight the remains of the plane.
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What does Malaysian Flight MH 370 have to do with hating TOOL?
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ilikecheese wrote:What does Malaysian Flight MH 370 have to do with hating TOOL?
The four members of Tool conspired to have the plane crash somewhere as to divert attention from them not finishing their album in a timely manner.
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hellboy wrote:
ilikecheese wrote:What does Malaysian Flight MH 370 have to do with hating TOOL?
The four members of Tool conspired to have the plane crash somewhere as to divert attention from them not finishing their album in a timely manner.
What rot! It was just Maynard.
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I definitely don't like the 'hype' with curveball
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Kittaan wrote:Image

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Too much joking, not enough hate and vitriol. Fuck Tool. The most over hyped band on the planet. Fuck off with the spiral outing, third eye prying and metamumbo jumbo circle jerks. Fuck the apologist rhetoric and the greatest hits mini tours.
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Most over hyped band on the planet? They're barely even the most over hyped band on this forum. You don't get out much do you M0G?
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Agreed. There's hardly any "hype" about Tool.....anywhere in the media these days. Can't remember the last time I saw a Tool article in a magazine. And even on social media sites it's rare to find any sort of discussion on the band whatsoever.

The only "hype" anywhere is to be found in those "This Band vs That Band" readers polls on metal forums...that Tool often poll quite highly in.

If they're not careful no one will even remember who Tool are by the time the new album comes out in November 2015.
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Calfium Jay wrote:Agreed. There's hardly any "hype" about Tool.....anywhere in the media these days. Can't remember the last time I saw a Tool article in a magazine. And even on social media sites it's rare to find any sort of discussion on the band whatsoever.

The only "hype" anywhere is to be found in those "This Band vs That Band" readers polls on metal forums...that Tool often poll quite highly in.

If they're not careful no one will even remember who Tool are by the time the new album comes out in November 2015.
Dream Theater body slams Tool in those polls.
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Uh yeah..no hype...a band that the moment something is announced EVERY music magazine/blog/review site etc etc IMMEDIATELY posts it, even if it is complete bullshit. Adam posts pictures of steak and mesmerized Tool fans spend hours pondering the meaning. Nardo announces that he sharted and is going to sell said underwear on the Twitters and next thing you know it is Trending.

Fuck Tool. Fuck Tool in their overrated lazy fucking cunt faces. All you apologists can eat truckloads of cock meat sandwiches.
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Why do you dedicate so much time to bashing tool? It's astounding. I like you Mog, but seriously, we get it. You hate tool. Say it once and move on. Let. It. Go. You say you are on this TOOL FORUM strictly to find and push good music, but when you continually mention tool and your "hatred" of them, it's hard to believe you. I think deep down you love them and it's all an exaggerated act
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xZ1mM3r wrote:Why do you dedicate so much time to bashing tool? It's astounding. I like you Mog, but seriously, we get it. You hate tool. Say it once and move on. Let. It. Go. You say you are on this TOOL FORUM strictly to find and push good music, but when you continually mention tool and your "hatred" of them, it's hard to believe you. I think deep down you love them and it's all an exaggerated act
This is the Grudge. It is for Tool bashing. So either bash Tool or find another thread. You are still my homie. It's all good. But I enjoy bashing Tool. I love the reaction I get from the more ardent Tool fans. It makes my balls tickle.

Plus you gotta remember, I have been at this Tool shit for 21 years. I was a fan for 18 years. They were my favorite band. Now they disgust me. I have plenty of hate to spew.
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Hahaha fair enough. Spew on brother
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