The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)

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What an idiotic statement: "Too long; Didn't read."

It sounds like a fucking illiterate person making up excuses for why they didn't read something.

"Oh, i would have read that, but it was just too long for my poor little mind. Maybe if it was short enough for my retard attention span i would have made an attempt, but i prefer to give up while i am still ahead."
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Hmm.

Nothing.
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children wrote:What an idiotic statement: "Too long; Didn't read."

It sounds like a fucking illiterate person making up excuses for why they didn't read something.

"Oh, i would have read that, but it was just too long for my poor little mind. Maybe if it was short enough for my retard attention span i would have made an attempt, but i prefer to give up while i am still ahead."
OR!

or....






he doesn't give a fuck?

It is possible.
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ilikecheese wrote:
children wrote:What an idiotic statement: "Too long; Didn't read."

It sounds like a fucking illiterate person making up excuses for why they didn't read something.

"Oh, i would have read that, but it was just too long for my poor little mind. Maybe if it was short enough for my retard attention span i would have made an attempt, but i prefer to give up while i am still ahead."
OR!

or....






he doesn't give a fuck?

It is possible.
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hey im no longer contained in the grudge. It was a good time while it lasted.... its on to more annoying fucks than me now i guess...

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xZ1mM3r wrote:hey im no longer contained in the grudge. It was a good time while it lasted.... its on to more annoying fucks than me now i guess...

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M0G wrote:You want a reach around?
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M0G wrote:
Yeah I know. This one dude flips his shit any time someone talks shit about grindcore. Odd fella. Heard he smells kinda funny. Likes Australian Rules Football. I think Liz might have met him. ;)
Who's that? I've never heard anyone flip their shit about grindcore shit talk on this forum before. The reaction when some got all pissy about AAL being djent was hilarious though.
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children wrote:What an idiotic statement: "Too long; Didn't read."
So that's what tl:dr means. I thought it meant tool lick:dick rain.

Huh.
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hellboy wrote:
M0G wrote:
Yeah I know. This one dude flips his shit any time someone talks shit about grindcore. Odd fella. Heard he smells kinda funny. Likes Australian Rules Football. I think Liz might have met him. ;)
Who's that? I've never heard anyone flip their shit about grindcore shit talk on this forum before. The reaction when some got all pissy about AAL being djent was hilarious though.

That is rather odd. Who would ever call AAL Djent? Must have been some kind of mistake. I know Wikipedia is your GO TO for information so check out the link below. Might clear things up. Always glad to help a friend :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals_as_Leaders
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ilikecheese wrote:
children wrote:What an idiotic statement: "Too long; Didn't read."

It sounds like a fucking illiterate person making up excuses for why they didn't read something.

"Oh, i would have read that, but it was just too long for my poor little mind. Maybe if it was short enough for my retard attention span i would have made an attempt, but i prefer to give up while i am still ahead."
OR!

or....






he doesn't give a fuck?

It is possible.
Yeah i understand that they do not give a fuck.

I was just pointing out that "too long; didn't read" sounds like what a mentally challenged person, who joined a book club, would give as an excuse for not finishing the book.
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M0G wrote:
liz wrote:
children wrote:Mog will not respond to my post about him. I would not be surprised if he has already blocked mine from sight...
It appears that Mog may have touched your soul Children.
^ :lol: well done maam

Yeah I didn't read that shit from Children. I wrote that motherfucker off awhile ago. He isn't just a rabid Toolio, he is certified fucking full tilt bat shit crazy. Everything he posts is just an automatic tl;dr

Have you noticed how easy it is to stir these bastards up? I should feel bad but I don't. I'm kind of a dick.
Go ahead and dismiss everything i say as "crazy," but at least i am not a closet homosexual.

Just be open about who you are. It does no good to bottle that shit up inside...
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M0G wrote:
hellboy wrote:
M0G wrote:
Yeah I know. This one dude flips his shit any time someone talks shit about grindcore. Odd fella. Heard he smells kinda funny. Likes Australian Rules Football. I think Liz might have met him. ;)
Who's that? I've never heard anyone flip their shit about grindcore shit talk on this forum before. The reaction when some got all pissy about AAL being djent was hilarious though.

That is rather odd. Who would ever call AAL Djent? Must have been some kind of mistake. I know Wikipedia is your GO TO for information so check out the link below. Might clear things up. Always glad to help a friend :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals_as_Leaders
Checked the link, said they were djent. So I guess I was right?
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Fucking Mog Army website is down. a;dlkfjkl;adfj;asedlfjkdsfl;sadjfkla. Fuck Mog.
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You're terrifically terrifying Bushwick Bill Hilly Billly Joe L.

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children wrote:What an idiotic statement: "Too long; Didn't read."

It sounds like a fucking illiterate person making up excuses for why they didn't read something.

"Oh, i would have read that, but it was just too long for my poor little mind. Maybe if it was short enough for my retard attention span i would have made an attempt, but i prefer to give up while i am still ahead."
Ah, ya got me. Can't slip anything by you.

That said, TLDR.

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Oh, so you ARE retarded?!

Fuck, i was totally speaking hypothetically. I didn't know that you are actually mentally disabled.

Apologies, little buddy...
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Next time be a little more considerate.

Jesus.

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hellboy wrote:
Checked the link, said they were djent. So I guess I was right?
Clearly says Progressive metal band. You must be confused..
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M0G wrote:
hellboy wrote:
Checked the link, said they were djent. So I guess I was right?
Clearly says Progressive metal band. You must be confused..
I'm not confused. Maybe you are though:

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It even has a citation (not that I've checked it).

Anyway, you need to let go of your whole judging a band by it's genre thing. For someone who claims to be so educated in the ways of music, it seems pretty dumb and petty. AAL might be djent, but they're still a decent band.
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hellboy wrote:
M0G wrote:
hellboy wrote:
Checked the link, said they were djent. So I guess I was right?
Clearly says Progressive metal band. You must be confused..
I'm not confused. Maybe you are though:

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It even has a citation (not that I've checked it).

Anyway, you need to let go of your whole judging a band by it's genre thing. For someone who claims to be so educated in the ways of music, it seems pretty dumb and petty. AAL might be djent, but they're still a decent band.
Na gonna go with the actual description at the top. Clearly states progressive metal band. Plus when Tosin did his clinic for Sweetwater he introduced AAL as Progressive Metal. Djent is for bitches. At this point they are a jazz/fusion/avant-garde/Prog metal hybrid. Djent is beneath them. Djent is worse than Grindcore.
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Hmm. Mog you may wish to peruse the wiki link for djent which claims Meshuggah as the originators of the djent technique.

I contend that neither band would suffer by comparison.
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It's much harder to argue that Meshuggah aren't djent, but as they are one of M0G's favorite bands I look forward to him attempting to...

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Prediction: I think M0G will ignore it and post about how amazing liz is and he's got a lot of respect for her.
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