Maynard James Keenan

[The Boss]

But you have the butt sex. You win.

It's . . . that's complicated.

It's more of a struggle cuddle, if I'm honest.

And chloroform costs me a fucking fortune.

[ilikecheese]

"I am the best singer ever in the entire universe/s"
wrote me for obvious reasons

[The Boss]

"I am the best singer ever in the entire universe/s"
wrote me for obvious reasons

You have several things wrong with you.

But, you fucking rock, so I'll let them slide.

[Specter]

I like sliding, I do.

*sips Lilac Wine*

[The Boss]

I like sliding, I do.

*sips Lilac Wine*

Absolutely my favourite BUCKLEY song.

Now, let's all pray that my girlfriend goes out soon so that I can sneak up the road and buy more wine.

Fuck, now that song is in my head.

[Specter]

One of the greatest!

Have her sneak out and buy you some wine.

She brings it back, and you tell her to call you- My Sweetheart the Drunk

[The Boss]

One of the greatest!

Have her sneak out and buy you some wine.

She brings it back, and you tell her to call you- My Sweetheart the Drunk

Oh, I reeeeeaaaaally like you.

I shall name you "Specter".

[Specter]

Buckley floats 'round these parts on a subtle breeze, whipping the river ever so slightly with that angelic voice.
Ripples, teeming with golden sparks of sunlight.

[The Boss]

Buckley floats 'round these parts on a subtle breeze, whipping the river ever so slightly with that angelic voice.
Ripples, teeming with golden sparks of sunlight.

I've made a new friend today!

[not tyson]

But you have the butt sex. You win.

Fuck off, 1. I'm not homosexual and 2. We exchange heterosexual blowjobs

Look I'll repost what I told another forum about the last time Crow stayed:

Let me tell you about this guy I know, he makes me play this game where we suck each others' dicks and call the person who cums first a fag. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total fag he is.

But this one time, we were 69ing like normal, and I could tell my bro was getting really close to orgasm. I wasn't quite there yet, but I hear him whimper around my cock and it really gets to me. So I decide to take pity on my bro and slow way down, only gently stroking him and planting a tender kiss every now and again. Sure enough, I cum first and then finish him off and swallow. And then he looks over at me and plants a wet one right on my lips. I feel my own salty jizz slide into my mouth and swallow it happily. He breaks the kiss after a good while, looks me right in the eyes, says "...Fag" and punches me on the arm as hard as he can.

We cuddle naked for a while after that. I smile as he holds me in his strong arms and tells me what a colossal fucking faggot I am. I "agree" and laugh along with him, sometimes giving him another kiss or two. When it's finally time for me to leave (had to go to my girlfriend's birthday party), my bro gives me the biggest bro hug he's ever given and says "Thanks, bro." I tell him it's no big deal and that it was the least I could do for a bro as awesome as him.

I think we've become even better bros since then. I don't let that fucker win our game anymore, though. He's such a fag, goddamn.

[The Boss]

But you have the butt sex. You win.

Fuck off, 1. I'm not homosexual and 2. We exchange heterosexual blowjobs

Look I'll repost what I told another forum about the last time Crow stayed:

Let me tell you about this guy I know, he makes me play this game where we suck each others' dicks and call the person who cums first a fag. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total fag he is.

But this one time, we were 69ing like normal, and I could tell my bro was getting really close to orgasm. I wasn't quite there yet, but I hear him whimper around my cock and it really gets to me. So I decide to take pity on my bro and slow way down, only gently stroking him and planting a tender kiss every now and again. Sure enough, I cum first and then finish him off and swallow. And then he looks over at me and plants a wet one right on my lips. I feel my own salty jizz slide into my mouth and swallow it happily. He breaks the kiss after a good while, looks me right in the eyes, says "...Fag" and punches me on the arm as hard as he can.

We cuddle naked for a while after that. I smile as he holds me in his strong arms and tells me what a colossal fucking faggot I am. I "agree" and laugh along with him, sometimes giving him another kiss or two. When it's finally time for me to leave (had to go to my girlfriend's birthday party), my bro gives me the biggest bro hug he's ever given and says "Thanks, bro." I tell him it's no big deal and that it was the least I could do for a bro as awesome as him.

I think we've become even better bros since then. I don't let that fucker win our game anymore, though. He's such a fag, goddamn.

The cuddling is what I appreciate.

[not tyson]

Fag

[ziggy23]

[The Boss]

Get with the times, zigster, my man. I've already posted this all over Facebook.

I believe we can credit Our Beloved Dark Mistress Kat for this.

[not tyson]

Mistress?

More like mattress.

[xZ1mM3r]

Mistress?

More like mattress.

Kattress*

[The Boss]

Mistress?

More like mattress.

Kattress*

Well played, sir.

[xZ1mM3r]

Possibly has been posted previously, however its new to me. Interesting none the less.... sorry HB, there one pic of some tits

http://keenan-daily.livejournal.com/48884.html

[joeypants]

Ah, ART.

[iloveposters]

Saw this on the net

SO many of you know
MJK from tool, APC, Puscifer.



well he owns a vineyard in my state.
and well I heard there was a wine tasting, and it was mad people 3-5 courses and 120 people and a whole other bufet going on.



well i was mad stressed and was breaking down boxes and saw all the wine was from this certain city.
i was like naaa theres no was that it could be the same, no way I could be so lucky....




well when I was pushing a kart full of plates through a crowd of old ladies
and I saw him.
my eyes took a second as I scanned his being... I was litteraly start struck, kinda squinting but i was looking to long and needed to keep moving.



holy fuck i felt like a girl that saw elvis, my knees where weak, I was pumped with adrenaline.

my mind was flooded with many flashbacks of awesome times listening to this mans music.


any ways i was attached to the idea of meeting him, maybe getting a picture.......



idk then i was dealing with a lot of stress and almost didnt have a chance to see him, almsot wasnt even allowed by my boss.

but i ran out and


FUCK YEAH i like ran in a dark parking lot and stood next to a few people.
i knew it was him but it was dark.
"maynard..uhh can I shake your hand? Sorry sorry but I love your music"

he said somthing and it was dope he was very humble, sorta.


or I came in so fast, I was really stoned, and I had to run back becasue i had to sneak out to go see him.

but I ran away and my friend was like what happend.

and i was like "he dont give a fuck" casue he was with two ladies and dealin wine( and lookin very fit) and i have never seen a famous person
and i realized after

how weird that scenorio is, OMG I LOVE YOU SHAKE MY HAND PLEASE!......




beacause at first....its so beautiful, its like this thing,this music, this feeling


for somereason a handshake or whatever seems like the best thing in the world.



and its like what is he suposed to do like uuhhh yeah awesome...



like i was like damn, i wonder if that was annoying or, if like when i was running away if he heard me yell or...............


idk it was weird i was thinking all these dumb things, but it was like a lesson.....


hes probably used to fans and shit, he unsterdands the human condition.



i wish i was more calm, i wouldnt have even said anything else i wish i was just more present during the hand shake.......


it was like a blur..... i was so attached to this stess going on at work, and the fact of meeting the guy..........


it was still very awesome, and i got two bottles of "the diddler" a white wine from his vineyard!



but like yeah big whoop i met a famous person and was giddy like aschool girl big whoop.


but its the little things man!


anyways off to buy some tool tickets bitch!:smoke:

My goodness.

[not tyson]

Typical tool fan.

[The Boss]

Saw this on the net

SO many of you know
MJK from tool, APC, Puscifer.



well he owns a vineyard in my state.
and well I heard there was a wine tasting, and it was mad people 3-5 courses and 120 people and a whole other bufet going on.



well i was mad stressed and was breaking down boxes and saw all the wine was from this certain city.
i was like naaa theres no was that it could be the same, no way I could be so lucky....




well when I was pushing a kart full of plates through a crowd of old ladies
and I saw him.
my eyes took a second as I scanned his being... I was litteraly start struck, kinda squinting but i was looking to long and needed to keep moving.



holy fuck i felt like a girl that saw elvis, my knees where weak, I was pumped with adrenaline.

my mind was flooded with many flashbacks of awesome times listening to this mans music.


any ways i was attached to the idea of meeting him, maybe getting a picture.......



idk then i was dealing with a lot of stress and almost didnt have a chance to see him, almsot wasnt even allowed by my boss.

but i ran out and


FUCK YEAH i like ran in a dark parking lot and stood next to a few people.
i knew it was him but it was dark.
"maynard..uhh can I shake your hand? Sorry sorry but I love your music"

he said somthing and it was dope he was very humble, sorta.


or I came in so fast, I was really stoned, and I had to run back becasue i had to sneak out to go see him.

but I ran away and my friend was like what happend.

and i was like "he dont give a fuck" casue he was with two ladies and dealin wine( and lookin very fit) and i have never seen a famous person
and i realized after

how weird that scenorio is, OMG I LOVE YOU SHAKE MY HAND PLEASE!......




beacause at first....its so beautiful, its like this thing,this music, this feeling


for somereason a handshake or whatever seems like the best thing in the world.



and its like what is he suposed to do like uuhhh yeah awesome...



like i was like damn, i wonder if that was annoying or, if like when i was running away if he heard me yell or...............


idk it was weird i was thinking all these dumb things, but it was like a lesson.....


hes probably used to fans and shit, he unsterdands the human condition.



i wish i was more calm, i wouldnt have even said anything else i wish i was just more present during the hand shake.......


it was like a blur..... i was so attached to this stess going on at work, and the fact of meeting the guy..........


it was still very awesome, and i got two bottles of "the diddler" a white wine from his vineyard!



but like yeah big whoop i met a famous person and was giddy like aschool girl big whoop.


but its the little things man!


anyways off to buy some tool tickets bitch!:smoke:

My goodness.

TOOL fans.

[N.Y.H.C.]

I like the fact he was "literally" star struck. I mean, without precise calculations? you'd fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova.

[not tyson]

I thought it was a chick?

[N.Y.H.C.]

there was no clear indication it was a girl. the fan just said "I felt like a girl that saw Elvis".