Maynard James Keenan
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Ohh wow... Chrome is worse then IE...
Firefox all the way...
IE 11 is 100X's better then chrome.
Firefox all the way...
IE 11 is 100X's better then chrome.
Maynard James Keenan
The Firefox/chrome argument can be made. But ie is awful. But that's my opinion. The file size of ie is insane. I've only had problems with itUmadbrah? wrote:Ohh wow... Chrome is worse then IE...
Firefox all the way...
IE 11 is 100X's better then chrome.
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This. Firefox Master-race reporting.ms2r wrote:I can only see the last one.
Still one of the coolest band pictures.
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Fuckin ey, never thought i'd see IE do something better than Chrome. First pic did not work now when i'm using chrome.
On topic.. eh, I like Maynard's voice.
On topic.. eh, I like Maynard's voice.
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Wow! This is great!_peterpwn wrote:http://toolshed.down.net/more/fun/dressmaynard.html
I see that you are something of a gangster. You see, I'm a gangster too! This is mutually beneficial, as we can both be gangsters together!
But before we go down that road - one well-travelled by the heady, lustful geniuses who are fans of such cultural icons like "HAPPY DAYS" and recent "ALF" episodes (it stands for "ALIEN LIFE FORM", you know

So, as initiation, I'd like you to enjoy and give opinions on the following:
http://burningpixel.com/Baby/BabyMus1.htm
Oh, who am I kidding?! It's a baby! DANCING!!! I know, you love it already.
Look, I feel we're into similar things, so let me send you a screensaver I find relaxing. It's of, well, just a whole bunch of flying toasters. If that's not you're thing, ask Clippy to point you in the right direction of an endless maze screensaver. That shit is rad!
Trust me. That little rascal is so helpful, and he always finds everything!
Go ahead and ask him to hook you up with a replacement mouseball for your mouse while you're at it. I would recommend using AOL for that. Call me nuts, but I just love the fact that the whole internet (INTERconnected people who are likely too fucking stupid to even be able to speak NET, I think it stands for) can fit onto ONE floppy disc. Straight from my computer, to my pocket, then to my father's computer. All business, with just a touch of party.

I'm often on Yahoo! Chat late at night pretending to be the same age as the pre-teen girls I'm trying to drug and rape, so drop me a line! That phrase makes very little sense, but I'm guessing that kind of thing is in short supply where you're from, so . . . any ideas on how to clearly suffer from brain damage and yet still be able to type on a computer?
Oh, and I've got a good feeling about that Apple idea and technology. We should throw in some cash.
[This is probably why I find it insanely difficult maintaining new friendships]
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you really would be my friend? thats sooo awesome i have never ever had any friends from america! in the movies they seem so cool 

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They do, don't they? Unfortunately, they seem to enjoy eating hotdogs all the time. Not my kind of thing, you know? They kind of resemble penises too much for me! LOL!_peterpwn wrote:you really would be my friend? thats sooo cool i have never ever had any friends from america! in the movies they seem so cool)
I'll be your friend, but only if you can ask Sarah if she can get Rachael to go to prom with me. Do it while playing the latest smash hit "Love Is All Around Us". That'll be the ticket!
Oh, if she doesn't say "yes", I don't know what I'll do. I've been thinking of taking a few guns to school and shooting every last fucking asshole there to death, but I just don't think I can do it. Unless . . . unless I shoot myself after! Yeah, cowabunga!
I hope she says yes. I'll just die if she doesn't!
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The only thing I actually know about Gossip Girl is that when they made fun of them on Family Guy the two female characters ended up making out.
Loulz. Gossip Girl.
Loulz. Gossip Girl.
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I only saw "GOSSIP GIRL" more than a few times when it was on TV when I was in Korea, but it was totally the fucking tits. I loved it.Ravenpig wrote:The only thing I actually know about Gossip Girl is that when they made fun of them on Family Guy the two female characters ended up making out.
Loulz. Gossip Girl.
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Maynard James Keenan
uhhhhh, okay.
Anyways, I am curious to know where MJK is when it comes to the lyrics of the new album.
Anyways, I am curious to know where MJK is when it comes to the lyrics of the new album.
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I'm of the opinion he's going to knock the new stuff out of the fucking park in a way no one can foresee.
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Not sure how. His vocal ability simply isn't the same as it was when the last album came out.
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I just meant lyrically/overall. I think he'll have settled into his "new" voice further and will better be equipped to use it to its full advantage. I don't really care if he's screaming all over the place anymore. In fact, I'm more curious to see him push the juxtaposition of cleaner/melodic vocals and such against heavier music.
But if screaming/sounding like "old Maynard" is a pre-requisite than yeah, I'd say abandon all hope. But that's no surprise at all.
But if screaming/sounding like "old Maynard" is a pre-requisite than yeah, I'd say abandon all hope. But that's no surprise at all.
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I don't wanna see screaming May Jay anymore. He's 50 years old.
If I do wanna see/hear that guy I can just bust out Undertow or watch some old youtube clips
If I do wanna see/hear that guy I can just bust out Undertow or watch some old youtube clips
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Oh don't get me wrong, I'd LOVE to see it! Haha. But it ain't happening until some miracle throat-rejuvenation therapy is invented.
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Fixed. Brought to you by the letter "H"Ravenpig wrote:I don't wanna see screaming May Jay anymore. He's 50 years old.
If I do wanna see/hear that guy I can just bust out Undertow or watch some old youthube clips.
And I totally agree. Unless Joey coughs up that magical throat elixir... then I agree with him. I'm pretty wishy-washy on this it seems.
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If he was still that screaming banshee people would be saying "he's STILL that screaming banshee?"
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I thought Bolivar Trask already killed Banshee?Ravenpig wrote:If he was still that screaming banshee people would be saying "he's STILL that screaming banshee?"

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Don't knock 50 year olds till you''ve tried one.
He is still a very capable front man but sure his voice hasn't' faired as well as a Cornell or Vedder.
He is still a very capable front man but sure his voice hasn't' faired as well as a Cornell or Vedder.
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Chris has somewhat tamed his voice the past few years, Eddie still belts it out though!liz wrote:Don't knock 50 year olds till you''ve tried one.
He is still a very capable front man but sure his voice hasn't' faired as well as a Cornell or Vedder.

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Not to mention EV puts down some serious wine during PJs 35 song sets.
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Cornells acoustic set, a couple of years ago now, showed me that depth is still there. There is no where to hide when it is just a voice and a guitar. He was brilliant.N.Y.H.C. wrote:Chris has somewhat tamed his voice the past few years, Eddie still belts it out though!liz wrote:Don't knock 50 year olds till you''ve tried one.
He is still a very capable front man but sure his voice hasn't' faired as well as a Cornell or Vedder.
Yes Mr Hilly Vedder is a legend. His voice ripens like a fine wine, richer now than when I first saw him in 1995 (I reckon it was).
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Been there done that, in between begging for harder, harder and asking me who I was again I wouldn't rate it.liz wrote:Don't knock 50 year olds till you''ve tried one.