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Post by **UndKeineZwEier** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:25 pm

Taco Tuesdays are on Thursdays here in America. We call them "Taco Tuethursdays".

Krazy_blah · Post by **Krazy_blah** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:38 pm

YouTube. Go listen to them on YouTube from your iPhone!!!

For porn, go to RedTube.

Post by **hellboy** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:48 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Taco Tuesdays are on Thursdays here in America. We call them "Taco Tuethursdays".

I hope an Executive Order comes to fix this outrage and make America Great Again

Post by **UndKeineZwEier** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:54 pm

We do it to recognize the Mexican day of rest, which falls on Tuesday, since as we all know Mexico is the home of food based days.

Post by **Kittaan** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:50 pm

hellboy wrote:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:Taco Tuesdays are on Thursdays here in America. We call them "Taco Tuethursdays".
I hope an Executive Order comes to fix this outrage and make America Great Again

I think you meant "Make 'Murca Grate Again", referring to the grated cheez that tops our patriotic tacos.

Post by **hellboy** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:58 pm

You grate your own cheese now that foreigners aren't allowed in?

Post by **Kittaan** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:52 am

Exactly. One of the many benefits of President Rump's brilliant plan/ban.

ZYV · Post by **ZYV** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 3:38 am

Ravenpig wrote:What's so special about today?

Nothing in particular. I was just unusually hopeful when I pulled up toolband.com today. I usually check about every three days or at least once a week just out of habit.

Post by **hellboy** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:30 am

Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.

Krazy_blah · Post by **Krazy_blah** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:23 pm

hellboy wrote:Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.

Did a certain Tool fan finally have (consensual) sex with a lady?...

Post by **hellboy** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:52 pm

Krazy_blah wrote:
hellboy wrote:Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.
Did a certain Tool fan finally have (consensual) sex with a lady?...

Nah, UKE's virginity is still intact. I heard something that sounds promising, and while I can't reveal too much it on the surface of things appears like stuff is going in the right direction.

Post by **UndKeineZwEier** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:10 pm

Depends on your definition of "lady".

Krazy_blah · Post by **Krazy_blah** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:42 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Depends on your definition of "lady".

Long hair, nice dress, built like a brick house with an Adam's apple...

Post by **UndKeineZwEier** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:15 pm

Who's Adam?

Krazy_blah · Post by **Krazy_blah** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:19 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Who's Adam?

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php ... ams-apple/

Bill Hilly · Post by **Bill Hilly** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:34 pm

hellboy wrote:
Krazy_blah wrote:
hellboy wrote:Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.
Did a certain Tool fan finally have (consensual) sex with a lady?...
Nah, UKE's virginity is still intact. I heard something that sounds promising, and while I can't reveal too much it on the surface of things appears like stuff is going in the right direction.

So are you saying that it's not related to your tool, but related to our TOOL?

Post by **xZ1mM3r** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:42 pm

hellboy wrote:
Krazy_blah wrote:
hellboy wrote:Turns out today was quite special, but not for most of you.
Did a certain Tool fan finally have (consensual) sex with a lady?...
Nah, UKE's virginity is still intact. I heard something that sounds promising, and while I can't reveal too much it on the surface of things appears like stuff is going in the right direction.

That's good to hear. Something we will find out about in the near future? Or just good news but still too far off to expect any announcement?

Calfium Jay · Post by **Calfium Jay** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:47 pm

hellboy wrote:I heard something that sounds promising, and while I can't reveal too much it on the surface of things appears like stuff is going in the right direction.

Up? Down? Clockwise? Counter Clockwise?

Post by **hellboy** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:48 pm

Bill Hilly wrote: So are you saying that it's not related to your tool, but related to our TOOL?

That is correct. It's no indication of anything happening in the near future, but it is a confirmation of sorts that they are on the right path.

Calfium Jay · Post by **Calfium Jay** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:51 pm

There's a path?!?!?!

Post by **hellboy** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:52 pm

Calfium Jay wrote:There's a path?!?!?!

All paths lead to the Loft

Ravenpig · Post by **Ravenpig** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:59 pm

I'm starting to think that HB and Blair are one and the same.

Bill Hilly · Post by **Bill Hilly** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:52 pm

Studio time for 2017 would be the right path if I was choosing my own adventure. I've also run out of sarcasm at this point.

Post by **hellboy** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:01 am

Bill Hilly wrote:Studio time for 2017 would be the right path if I was choosing my own adventure. I've also run out of sarcasm at this point.

Not that far down the path, but on the path at least.

Busty McCracken · Post by **Busty McCracken** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:41 am

3 bands that stood way higher than everyone else when I was as a teenager was Faith No More, Metallica & Tool..

FNM released a newbie in 2015.
Metallica released a newbie in 2016.

As a big fan of Symmetry I'm gonna take a wild punt and call a late 2017 release for the trifecta.

F O U R T H E Y E

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