Classic AOTW: Helmet - Meantime
Classic AOTW: Helmet - Meantime
No one else seems have posted or claimed the spot yet, so I figured I should
This week is a classic from the 90s, and a band that is currently playing around Australia with The Melvins.
With Helmet in it's current form being a shadow of their previous selves, it's easy to forget they wrote an album as good as Meantime. Not a bad track on this album, and an easy 10/10 from me. My favorite tracks are Turned Out and Role Model.
Enjoy!
This week is a classic from the 90s, and a band that is currently playing around Australia with The Melvins.
With Helmet in it's current form being a shadow of their previous selves, it's easy to forget they wrote an album as good as Meantime. Not a bad track on this album, and an easy 10/10 from me. My favorite tracks are Turned Out and Role Model.
Enjoy!
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fixed ... great one too ... essential listening for all and the epitome of classic on this board.hellboy wrote:No one else seems have posted or claimed the spot yet, so I figured I should
This week is a classic from the 90s, and a band that just finished up a tour around Australia with The Melvins.
With Helmet in it's current form being a shadow of their previous selves, it's easy to forget they wrote an album as good as Meantime. Not a bad track on this album, and an easy 10/10 from me. My favorite tracks are Turned Out and Role Model.
Enjoy!
9/10, easy, probably a bit higher ... one of my all-time favorite records, probably top 10 or so
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I think Kitaan had claimed this week.
I've not heard Helmet in along time, this should be interesting.
I've not heard Helmet in along time, this should be interesting.
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Oh Shite. That I did. Well, I Snoozed and Loozed.Ravenpig wrote:I think Kitaan had claimed this week.
I've not heard Helmet in along time, this should be interesting.
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That he did.Kittaan wrote:Oh Shite. That I did. Well, I Snoozed and Loozed.Ravenpig wrote:I think Kitaan had claimed this week.
I've not heard Helmet in along time, this should be interesting.
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In the meantime, you could listen and comment on In the Meantime.Kittaan wrote:
Oh Shite. That I did. Well, I Snoozed and Loozed.
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10/10 again huh.


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My review:
It's Helmet. So no real surprises as to what's on offer here. It's very.......1992.
All I remember of it at the time is that it gave birth to a new generation of "intelligent" metal heads who seemingly popped out of nowhere. A veritable clone army in their khaki pants, converse sneakers, baseball caps and crew cut hairstyles. Oh and they all seemed to be mad on basketball and snowboarding.
Needless to say I was not one of them.
And the music you ask? About as bland as a Saturday afternoon at Ikea.
2/10
It's Helmet. So no real surprises as to what's on offer here. It's very.......1992.
All I remember of it at the time is that it gave birth to a new generation of "intelligent" metal heads who seemingly popped out of nowhere. A veritable clone army in their khaki pants, converse sneakers, baseball caps and crew cut hairstyles. Oh and they all seemed to be mad on basketball and snowboarding.
Needless to say I was not one of them.
And the music you ask? About as bland as a Saturday afternoon at Ikea.
2/10
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Actually, the last one was a 9/10.Calfium Jay wrote:10/10 again huh.
Another album you hate? I'm shocked!
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OK, I'm on the first track.
Surprised to find that I love it. More to follow.
Edit: Hell yeah. Can't believe I wrote Helmet off so many years ago. I must not have heard this one.
What's next on the Helmet discog?
Surprised to find that I love it. More to follow.
Edit: Hell yeah. Can't believe I wrote Helmet off so many years ago. I must not have heard this one.
What's next on the Helmet discog?
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Either move forwards to Betty, or backwards to Strap It On. Quality of their releases goes downhill pretty rapidly post-Aftertaste.
That said, don't go expecting much variety - Helmet are effectively a one trick pony, though Betty does have a few more unconventional moments on it.
That said, don't go expecting much variety - Helmet are effectively a one trick pony, though Betty does have a few more unconventional moments on it.
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Random memory about Helmet: First time I ever found out they existed was the same way I found out TOOL and NIN existed, from stickers on car windshields.
As I previously mentioned, it'd been ages since I heard Helmet (other than "Unsung" being played in bars). This is a solid album. To enjoy this you have to realize that at the time the style they played in was relatively new, before all the crappy late 90's bands started twisting and crapping all over it. Anyway, every song on it is at worst solid, with "Unsung" reaching bad ass levels (hence it's continuing popularity). I really dug the bass player's, um, playing.
The bad are that at times the song come dangerously close to being "samey" sounding and the singing gets pretty annoying, but not to the point that you will skip a track.
7/10
As I previously mentioned, it'd been ages since I heard Helmet (other than "Unsung" being played in bars). This is a solid album. To enjoy this you have to realize that at the time the style they played in was relatively new, before all the crappy late 90's bands started twisting and crapping all over it. Anyway, every song on it is at worst solid, with "Unsung" reaching bad ass levels (hence it's continuing popularity). I really dug the bass player's, um, playing.
The bad are that at times the song come dangerously close to being "samey" sounding and the singing gets pretty annoying, but not to the point that you will skip a track.
7/10
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Ugh, don't even talk about the bass unless you know what the fuck you're talking about. They're not playing, they're flanging.Ravenpig wrote: I really dug the bass player's, um, playing.
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Now you're telling me how to do my reviews? Whatevs, Adolf.UndKeineZwEier wrote:Ugh, don't even talk about the bass unless you know what the fuck you're talking about. They're not playing, they're flanging.Ravenpig wrote: I really dug the bass player's, um, playing.
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Ugh, don't even use English unless you know what the fuck you're talking about. It's whatever, not whatevs.Ravenpig wrote:Now you're telling me how to do my reviews? Whatevs, Adolf.UndKeineZwEier wrote:Ugh, don't even talk about the bass unless you know what the fuck you're talking about. They're not playing, they're flanging.Ravenpig wrote: I really dug the bass player's, um, playing.
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You two should meet in a hotel room and get it on. Just get it over with already.
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The scent of jealousy is a stinky cologne, my friend.
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Ihre Bewertung ist Scheiße
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Stimme ich voll und ganz mein guter Herrhellboy wrote:Ihre Bewertung ist Scheiße
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Sadly it would never work. He has sharp metal claws, I am made of thin plastic and filled with air, we could never make it.Kittaan wrote:You two should meet in a hotel room and get it on. Just get it over with already.
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Go listen to Strap It On, as I'm certain you' mostly won't like it and then go listen to the track Biscuits for Smut from Betty and you'll cum all over yourselfKittaan wrote:OK, I'm on the first track.
Surprised to find that I love it. More to follow.
Edit: Hell yeah. Can't believe I wrote Helmet off so many years ago. I must not have heard this one.
What's next on the Helmet discog?
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It can work... I know you remember this.UndKeineZwEier wrote:Sadly it would never work. He has sharp metal claws, I am made of thin plastic and filled with air, we could never make it.Kittaan wrote:You two should meet in a hotel room and get it on. Just get it over with already.

It looks like your mouth will fit perfectly around his .....

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In the Meantime is a great album. Helmet was a good band like Hellboy said up until Aftertaste.
I need to find a photo of my old jump helmet... I had a Helmet sticker on it as well as a TooL wrench down the middle
In the Meantime - 9.1
I need to find a photo of my old jump helmet... I had a Helmet sticker on it as well as a TooL wrench down the middle

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